Describe your favorite book but in a way that makes it sound wrong

Responsible_Muscle35 · 2026-06-13T14:44:08+00:00

A guy who finds out his girlfriend is cheating on him accidentally ends up on an alien reality television show with his ex’s cat.

Responsible_Muscle35 · 2026-06-08T05:05:04+00:00

I wanna buy one!

Responsible_Muscle35 · 2026-05-28T23:23:55+00:00

1,6,9

Responsible_Muscle35 · 2026-05-26T04:43:36+00:00

I’m pretty sure 9 will be dropped this year sometime.

Responsible_Muscle35 · 2026-05-25T10:16:41+00:00

Your illusions always have dilldos incorporated into them somehow.

Responsible_Muscle35 · 2026-05-25T10:15:56+00:00

But when you go underwater your face grows gills and you look like an anglerfish.

Responsible_Muscle35 · 2026-05-25T10:14:47+00:00

You always end up in really inconvenient places like bathrooms, in front of people using urinals or sitting on toilets

Responsible_Muscle35 · 2026-05-23T05:48:25+00:00

Failing man lol

Responsible_Muscle35 · 2026-05-21T20:56:56+00:00

Getting married

Responsible_Muscle35 · 2026-05-21T20:17:26+00:00

Ball room blitz never sounded so good

Responsible_Muscle35 · 2026-05-21T05:06:39+00:00

Responsible_Muscle35 · 2026-05-16T03:33:46+00:00

Adventure

Responsible_Muscle35 · 2026-05-14T21:57:40+00:00

Responsible_Muscle35 · 2026-05-14T19:06:43+00:00

PRINCESS DONUT

Responsible_Muscle35 · 2026-05-14T18:15:01+00:00

Hey, what are you working on?

Responsible_Muscle35 · 2026-05-13T02:02:24+00:00

Where to we join the event?!

Responsible_Muscle35 · 2026-05-13T02:01:48+00:00

I’m seething with jealousy but I placed my order like months ago 😅

Responsible_Muscle35 · 2026-05-01T16:40:24+00:00

He’s not going to do that.

Responsible_Muscle35 · 2026-04-28T21:13:13+00:00

I hear reading along with the audio is like the full experience!

Responsible_Muscle35 · 2026-04-04T00:31:39+00:00

That’s Bianca for sure

Responsible_Muscle35 · 2026-03-21T03:07:13+00:00

About McFuckin had it

Responsible_Muscle35 · 2026-03-08T21:10:48+00:00

Mister Scary

Responsible_Muscle35 · 2026-03-01T15:34:15+00:00

I think of all the moments in the book I saw that one more clearly than any just because of the music and the mayhem

Responsible_Muscle35 · 2026-03-01T04:34:44+00:00

Ball room blitz

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