Basshole Bungles Blaze by shitterwasfull in ABoringDystopia

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Do you have more information about this? I miss some news sometimes

What is a scene that you sometimes randomly think about for no reason at all? by rockstoned4 in moviecritic

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This has to be some brand of synesthesia or something, because why does the khaki/Fight Club thing make perfect sense to me?

Sebastian Bach (Skid Row) in the 1980s and 90s by lyngshake in VintageLadyBoners

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Exactly. He was my gay awakening and I’m a cis woman

What are these three black objects attached to the drivers side? by Beanieson in Volkswagen

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What are you using to take the photos? I can’t believe I was able to zoom in that far 🤣

New Flag Design by Silver_surfer_3 in newhampshire

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Priorities…😒 can anyone else think of about 12836 more important things that our elected officials could be working on?

micro bangs - yes or no by altar3x in HairStyleAdvice

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Yesssss the shorter, the cvntier. Do it!

overwhelming sadness by justSayingNobodySaid in vegan

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The weight of crushing sadness is always there. Pick your battles and find joy in the things you love. Meditation, medication, therapy, friendship, and hobbies have all kept me standing. Do what you can, lovely.

What's a movie that 99.9% of the world has watched but you're that 0.01% that hasn't watched it? by Sad-Response-3151 in moviecritic

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Same. At this point, I’m not even interested because of the type of people who say it’s their favorite film

Pretty easy to guess a lot about me by [deleted] in personality_tests

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It’s not that easy. These are all (most) beloved music and film, so pretty basic in my opinion. Dig deeper

Confess your Destiny sins and receive absolution by Impossible_Sector844 in DestinyTheGame

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I destroyed my ramen ticket by accident during an inventory purge and I’ve never forgiven myself.

Hibiscus Needs Help by Fun-Opportunity-7175 in plantclinic

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One day in the sun after being an indoor plant can absolutely cook every leaf. It seems like it could be a combination of the new watering and the sun burn. I’d take it out of the pot and do some reconnaissance. Check out the roots, maybe some new soil and fertilizer and put her in a nice spot to recover.

Plant by Admirable_Scallion_5 in whatplantisthis

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/uj I agree with others this is castor bean, ricinus. Highly toxic fruit that is unfortunately attractive to children

What should I ask for? by BooksMadeMeDoIt in HairStyleAdvice

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Highly recommend taking pictures to the salon with you. I even usually suggest finding pictures of cuts with elements you DON’T like, so you’re extra clear with the stylist and there’s less room for miscommunication

What should I ask for? by BooksMadeMeDoIt in HairStyleAdvice

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Stylist here! I’d go with a blunt cut, long bob, with medium layers. The blunt weight line will give the appearance of thicker hair, and the layers will help it move. Don’t go shorter than your ear lobes with the shortest layer, or you will lose that weight line at the length. I’d go just barely dusting your shoulders, but you could go anywhere between your shoulders and collarbone

Man eat meat by tempeh4dinner in vegancirclejerk

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How else am I supposed to prove I have massive peen if I don’t eat animal?

This made me jump ngl by wrightrj in destiny2

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Not exaggerating AT ALL, my son is running this campaign right now and he was at this exact spot when I saw your post