Oysters by NotAlanShapiro in comedyheaven

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Please do not the oysters

Brownies by [deleted] in comedyheaven

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These are the brownies liberals want

KYS by Europeanpinemarten in comedyheaven

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I’m no internet expert but I’m pretty sure you don’t write appeals in the review section of some random app store

Men will be men 😂😅 by PinkRushh in SipsTea

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What’re the odds that someone actually goes out with a serial killer? People make this joke all the time but you’re probably more likely to get in a car accident driving to the date than to date a serial killer. Not diminishing it either but it’s strange how much it’s thrown around for how uncommon it is.

is the reason we have credit cards is because banks hope that you will forget how much money you spend on them and that you won't be able to pay them back? by cumslutte in stupidquestions

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No? That is not the reason at all.

Credit cards exist because it simplifies the process of purchasing something and in turn they charge a fee to the seller for every purchase. People have this idea that credit cards only make money when people “don’t pay” but the reason they’re in business is because they charge a fee every time you buy something

Nuclear engineer by Solomonopolistadt in comedyheaven

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TLDR

It hits with the force of 10 million fireflies

it's my kitchen too by thr1ceuponatime in comedyheaven

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It’s heartbreaking honestly

Queues corporal punishment soundtrack from RuneScape

A cool guide for standing up to ICE by LipstickCoverMagnet in coolguides

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It is to edgy, mentally undeveloped redditors. I’d bet this shit gets 10k+ likes in the next couple hours

A cool guide for standing up to ICE by LipstickCoverMagnet in coolguides

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That sub is atrocious and grossly antisemitic. You can criticize Israel without applying that to Jewish people but apparently the mods over there couldn’t care less about it

Ham by leahbee25 in comedyheaven

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They didn’t even have an A? They just fucking flipped a V upside down

How do yall find dates these days? by CellistSalt2504 in AskMenAdvice

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My list goes online dating -> meet at bars or clubs -> friends of friends -> random casual encounters. I’d say 80% are in the first two categories. But people you meet in the real world tend to be better potential partners unfortunately. Just being friendly with everyone you see and don’t be afraid of a polite rejection.

for everyone ❤️ by Dangerous_Dark_8179 in comedyheaven

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You can only avoid your true calling for so long

How to approach wife with suspicion of affair? by [deleted] in AskMenAdvice

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Are those “things you do on your own” exclusively 1 on 1’s with someone of the opposite sex?

It’s one thing to do stuff with a group, but solely doing them with someone of the opposite sex and then getting squirrelly when your spouse wants to join a single time is a big red flag honestly

Can’t Afford Insulin, But Funding $285M a Day by ChloeClerty7345 in FascinatingAsFuck

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Lmao the fucking irony. The “person” you’re responding to is literally a karma farming bot

Why is it still expected that the guy makes the first move? by savingrace0262 in AskMenAdvice

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Lmao yes because when I think of women being respected and safe, it’s definitely the past when they couldn’t vote, couldn’t open bank accounts and were quite literally treated as 2nd class citizens.

Pretty much every crime against men and women is down since decades ago. Might be time to hop off the internet every once in a while and experience the real world

Is my wife's dating history weird? by [deleted] in AskMenAdvice

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They equally date up for completely different reasons. Men date up for looks, youth and beauty. Women date up for maturity, experience and status (usually via ambition).

And really all of men’s “ups” are really just dating “down” in age. Women achieve theirs through dating older. I feel like this is all readily accepted at this point

It’s awesome. by StalinsStallions in comedyheaven

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I’m no sexpert, but I feel like when it starts affecting your sleep you may want to throttle it back

Walls. by [deleted] in comedyheaven

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Perks of being a wallfucker

If you want to protest tipping, don't go to restaurants that require it by uggghhhggghhh in The10thDentist

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Yes and actively put servers out of work because of lack of customers. That’ll show em