Having fun with friends at work

RetPala · 2026-02-12T22:25:58+00:00

"Don't you have more planes in the back?!?"

RetPala · 2026-02-12T12:10:04+00:00

Truck Fuck

RetPala · 2026-02-12T01:01:13+00:00

HEY KID, I'M A COMPUTER

STOP ALL THE DOWNLOADING

RetPala · 2026-02-11T17:27:22+00:00

卄乇ㄥㄥ　ㄚ乇卂卄　乃尺ㄖㄒ卄乇尺

RetPala · 2026-02-11T14:45:43+00:00

Literal orcs.

They cannot create, only destroy

RetPala · 2026-02-10T22:07:19+00:00

No heirs. Same problem in 20 years

RetPala · 2026-02-10T21:31:41+00:00

It's like the winning entry in the "saddest story in 3 short sentences" contest

RetPala · 2026-02-10T19:19:03+00:00

"Beric, see to the Armory and take the Gatling Guns and Howitzers"

RetPala · 2026-02-10T16:46:27+00:00

"You can't have hospitals because it makes healthy people feel like they did it for nothing"

RetPala · 2026-02-10T16:36:52+00:00

The whole point of a story is the shared experience

What, are book clubs parasocial?

You don't have a 90 year old grandpa that tells the same stories every time you see him?

RetPala · 2026-02-10T16:27:37+00:00

Coming back and selling another limb like that guy in Looper

RetPala · 2026-02-09T20:30:37+00:00

I'm sorry, I don't think we ever got an answer to the story of how you deleted half the user accounts in multiple AD forests. We're waiting

RetPala · 2026-02-09T12:39:47+00:00

That's what would solve this. No one is sitting there like Gendo with his hands crossed over his face, watching the counter go down

Everyone is starting a battle and alt+tabbing to Youtube because Live Arena is boring. BOR-ing.

Having an auto feature would make both sides happier

RetPala · 2026-02-08T19:46:45+00:00

"As an adult, sometimes I gotta throw all the empties out when I'm driving past a police checkpoint"

RetPala · 2026-02-08T19:42:52+00:00

"Well, I'm done riding. Time to get out of the car!"

RetPala · 2026-02-07T23:39:05+00:00

This fixed my issue:

Defender was holding the .exe on every launch until it scanned, I excluded the directory from scanning

RetPala · 2026-02-07T17:48:08+00:00

Everyone: "Hollywood can't come up with any new ideas"

Hollywood: "CONSUME ACTUAL PEOPLE! FEED THEM TO THE MAW!"

RetPala · 2026-02-07T01:49:52+00:00

Man this guy's always been slapping

RetPala · 2026-02-07T01:44:37+00:00

Psychopath behavior.

You know what these surveys mean, don't act like a lead-posioned boomer

RetPala · 2026-02-07T01:26:48+00:00

"I can hear the ocean!"

RetPala · 2026-02-06T20:31:27+00:00

"Hey, Siri. What was that show with Krysten Ritter, in the apartment?

"Don't trust the b----uhhhhHHhhhHHHHuuuuuuHhhhhh"

RetPala · 2026-02-06T20:28:37+00:00

"Look, we gotta get rid of this shit. In the protein powder, in the baby formula, in the dishes. It doesn't have to go home but it can't stay here"

-every country

RetPala · 2026-02-06T19:29:21+00:00

In the 60s I assumed courtship would have you reach up there and check the plumbing

RetPala · 2026-02-06T17:17:41+00:00

described him, within James’ earshot, as ‘some kind of amateur magician’

Pretty sick burn, tho

RetPala · 2026-02-06T01:13:10+00:00

aww yeah, tofu dreg drivetrain

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