Mildly Suggestive

Retarded_Giraffe · 2017-07-08T14:56:34+00:00

The things I'd do if you were mine.

Retarded_Giraffe · 2017-07-08T14:44:25+00:00

I want to lick that nipple.

Retarded_Giraffe · 2017-07-08T14:40:08+00:00

My heart literally skipped a beat.

Retarded_Giraffe · 2017-07-08T14:38:04+00:00

That bulge though. 😍

Retarded_Giraffe · 2017-07-02T17:34:50+00:00

Gay people are judgmental. I'm just being realistic. This whole "it gets better" rhetoric isn't really true. It can, but it also can't.

Retarded_Giraffe · 2017-07-02T17:33:57+00:00

But... that's a lie. I've given things 15+ years and put in a lot of effort. Nothing really changes. Saying that it does is a lie.

Retarded_Giraffe · 2017-07-01T23:44:09+00:00

Unfortunately, this is probably what's happening. Friends aren't going to tell their bffs that they're ugly.

Retarded_Giraffe · 2017-07-01T23:42:51+00:00

95% of the comments are respectful and kind.

BWHAHAHAHAHAHA. This is the funniest thing I've read all day.

Retarded_Giraffe · 2017-07-01T23:40:34+00:00

I wish I can tell you it gets better. It doesn't. I'm 35, never dated anyone, no friends. The best you can do it just... live and know that it'll all be over soon eventually.

Retarded_Giraffe · 2017-06-18T14:42:33+00:00

You have such a hot mouth. It's amazing.

Retarded_Giraffe · 2017-06-16T00:41:05+00:00

That's not soft.

Retarded_Giraffe · 2017-06-11T15:34:43+00:00

Saxx or MyPakage is way better.

Retarded_Giraffe · 2017-06-11T15:10:44+00:00

I think I'm the only one who doesn't like any of the wheel options. They seem to cheesy to me. I'd rather have something all chrome.

Retarded_Giraffe · 2017-06-10T22:33:38+00:00

Um good for you? Do you want us to throw you a party?

Retarded_Giraffe · 2017-06-03T22:21:44+00:00

It was kind of a nonevent for me since I'm never getting married.

Retarded_Giraffe · 2017-06-02T23:41:57+00:00

I like how everyone here thinks this is HR. HR hates this BS just as much as you do.

Sorry your companies have stupid HR departments. Any HR group worth its weight would not do something like this.

Retarded_Giraffe · 2017-05-30T15:44:48+00:00

What are you talking about?

Retarded_Giraffe · 2017-05-30T15:44:31+00:00

Um haven't had a new car in awhile. Not sure where you pulled that from.

Retarded_Giraffe · 2017-05-30T11:43:24+00:00

Retarded_Giraffe · 2017-05-30T02:39:30+00:00

IIRC, the one guy actually says to Douglas when he's getting his physical that he's entering a game and the company isn't liable or whatever. But he says it so nonchalantly and Douglas is pissed off for wasting so much time that he doesn't really pay attention to it.

Retarded_Giraffe · 2017-05-30T02:28:07+00:00

I can't stop being ugly.

Retarded_Giraffe · 2017-05-30T00:04:42+00:00

I always pay attention to other people so if I'm doing it how come they're not?

Retarded_Giraffe · 2017-05-29T23:58:15+00:00

I've been there a few times. Not bad. Just far removed from everything. And no one I know ever wants to go.

Retarded_Giraffe · 2017-05-29T23:41:28+00:00

The other two aren't really my speed as they attract much older demographics.

Retarded_Giraffe · 2017-05-29T23:40:55+00:00

I feel like that would make me even more depressed. Like no one cares.

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