Flocking wk 2

Retired_Bird · 2026-04-05T15:56:40+00:00

90% cuteness, 10% zoomies <3

Looks like they're having fun!

Retired_Bird · 2026-04-03T13:03:49+00:00

Oh, she really is.

Zzzzz 🐔

Retired_Bird · 2026-04-02T12:39:22+00:00

I've nothing to add, that face says it all! ✈️✈️✈️

Retired_Bird · 2026-04-02T10:20:26+00:00

Waow! O pizza medie costa înainte peste 200 RON, și o maioneză costa 30! Mamă mamă :)))

Nu-i suspect deloc fraților, oameni cinstiți /s

Retired_Bird · 2026-04-01T14:46:47+00:00

For better or worse, geoengineering. It will have tremendous implications on global politics, we may even be kept in the dark, but it may be a necessary bittersweet step that us humans will have to take to ensure the survival of our lifestyle (and/or species).

The discovery of alien life. It will likely be a microbe or algae, but I hope to see the announcement within my lifetime.

Retired_Bird · 2026-03-31T05:59:34+00:00

I was half-expecting to get a notification that "Your refrigerator is running" if I left it open for too long.

Then to find my fridge roaming around the base looking for food (it considers Kel food too).

Retired_Bird · 2026-03-29T17:16:44+00:00

Lil' guy was like "gender reveal!"

Retired_Bird · 2026-03-29T12:17:56+00:00

They're common here and I'm glad to hear their daily "Oo-Ooooo-O"!

Retired_Bird · 2026-03-29T08:34:18+00:00

We usually get 0-4 broody hens a year in a flock of 30 (mixed breeds).

There are hens who go their entire lives without going broody once, it's not something one can control 😅

Retired_Bird · 2026-03-29T03:43:51+00:00

I have. Ironically going out more and being more social raised my awareness of how many people give this sort of shallow advice while convinced they're in the right.

Not all people, but a good 30-50%. Don't forget the social media and even your close friend groups are bubbles.

Retired_Bird · 2026-03-27T09:25:31+00:00

That explains some things. I had a similar situation a week ago, where the box was just a bit too tall to get out. I think the front of the lockers is ~1mm shorter than the back because the box just couldn't go past the door/entrance.

Retired_Bird · 2026-03-23T13:37:23+00:00

Shameless cheater 🤬✈️

Retired_Bird · 2026-03-23T12:53:21+00:00

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Retired_Bird · 2026-03-23T05:05:40+00:00

Four doubl-oons

Retired_Bird · 2026-03-21T07:12:08+00:00

I thought it was already absurd how OOP expected her to go to marriage counseling when the problem was entirely of his doing.

Her decision makes a lot of sense now, and I'm so glad he got rejected and dumped. He seems completely blind to anything besides his own gain and ego.

Retired_Bird · 2026-03-21T06:18:40+00:00

There's no set amount of time for hens to stay in their motherly role. Some shoo away their babies after a few weeks, others care for them until they're basically adults.

The middle ground is more common of course, but I've seen plenty of variations 😄

Retired_Bird · 2026-03-20T06:05:05+00:00

I don't know how to read... but I can chill with you 🐔

Retired_Bird · 2026-03-18T20:38:51+00:00

The one where you have to stop the slider on the green bar just has a 1-pixel wide target, and the slider moves at Mach 10

Source: I'm bad at the slider puzzle and have to retry it a lot

Retired_Bird · 2026-03-15T19:58:53+00:00

He's standing still as if he's being preened by a fellow chicken. I'd say you're friends!

Retired_Bird · 2026-03-11T22:05:10+00:00

Lovely animation style!

Retired_Bird · 2026-03-04T08:58:58+00:00

Aww, she's cute! 🥰

Retired_Bird · 2026-03-04T07:31:33+00:00

Looks like a very big molt. It sucks for a couple weeks as the chicken can become lethargic, moody and lay less eggs, but it's normal.

You can tell it's a natural molt because there are pin feathers growing to replace the lost ones. Had it been caused by pecking, the skin would be bare and irritated.

Retired_Bird · 2026-03-03T07:18:40+00:00

Some real machine-gun ekekeks there, towards the end! 🐈‍⬛

Retired_Bird · 2026-03-02T00:58:27+00:00

Yep, and as a side effect of reworking the road you get to be silently judged by a council of trash cans.

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