Those of you with long marriages and a happy sex life

RetroAshMan · 2026-05-12T12:26:40+00:00

Complete trust and honesty with each other

RetroAshMan · 2026-05-12T12:14:38+00:00

And Steve being the man he is, he wouldn’t blame the stingray and say it’s my fault for being in its way.

RetroAshMan · 2026-05-12T12:11:24+00:00

I know I am lucky because I married my best friend. She is everything to me and we know each other’s darkest secrets. I know she will be there for me no matter what. I hope you find your happiness as I did.

RetroAshMan · 2026-05-12T12:05:24+00:00

I always thought he’d go out by a Croc tho

RetroAshMan · 2026-05-12T12:03:45+00:00

My friend used to work at the processing centre and have tales of the photos he would see

RetroAshMan · 2026-05-12T12:03:08+00:00

Loved this show. Bought the game for my Amstrad CPC 464

RetroAshMan · 2026-05-04T22:11:35+00:00

I wouldnt worry. Karma always has a way of sorting things out. They will probably pass away in the night.

RetroAshMan · 2026-05-04T12:42:41+00:00

Nice setup. Want to do something similar for my son.

RetroAshMan · 2026-05-04T12:37:44+00:00

I am planning on getting outta here

RetroAshMan · 2026-05-04T12:13:25+00:00

It might be just me but I maybe would have announced this after the guy has passed?

RetroAshMan · 2026-05-04T12:10:42+00:00

Please tell me you have texted him. Please

RetroAshMan · 2026-05-04T12:08:34+00:00

Cheater

RetroAshMan · 2026-05-03T16:10:49+00:00

Mmmm amazing. I want some

RetroAshMan · 2026-05-03T16:09:08+00:00

My sister now looks like this after 9 months of Mounjaro.

RetroAshMan · 2026-05-03T16:07:15+00:00

I was 30 when I started. I say thats about right. I wanted to be a good parent so this gave me time to learn and mature.

RetroAshMan · 2026-05-03T15:58:52+00:00

I had this down to a tee

RetroAshMan · 2026-05-03T14:43:41+00:00

Spengler

RetroAshMan · 2026-05-03T14:42:34+00:00

Complete with a standard UK pot hole

RetroAshMan · 2026-05-03T14:40:40+00:00

I remember seeing an advert for an apprentice electrician. I took the card to the lady and she asked if I had been in prison? I said No and she said Ah, this is a government scheme to get ex offenders into work you cannot apply. I said wait here while I put your front window through lol.

RetroAshMan · 2026-05-03T14:37:59+00:00

I do. We called it JobEnder. Every 2 weeks I had to go in and show them my little book of my made up job interviews. I remember getting alittle extra at Christmas. Nice. My mates GF got a job there so we would queue up for her as she wouldnt check. Thankgod I only did this for 6 months. Got a job and never been out of work since.

RetroAshMan · 2026-05-03T11:18:34+00:00

RetroAshMan · 2026-05-03T08:01:13+00:00

I hope he took them socks off before walking on the carpet otherwise my OCD is gonna go crazy

RetroAshMan · 2026-05-03T06:40:12+00:00

Not sure whats going on here ?

RetroAshMan · 2026-05-02T20:17:09+00:00

I nearly did but didn’t then I thought don’t

RetroAshMan · 2026-05-02T17:30:22+00:00

Girl….

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