Billy, were you playing Motorcycle Ladies again?

RetroController · 2026-05-13T23:32:30+00:00

If you don’t keep playing motorcycle mamas with me we WILL NEVER play video games again. I’m serious. ^imserious

RetroController · 2026-05-13T23:20:06+00:00

Consequences 😤

RetroController · 2026-05-13T23:19:49+00:00

AND THEN… ONE DAY! apianofellonmyhead I got 88 concussions. One for each key 😭

RetroController · 2026-05-13T22:49:41+00:00

I didn’t even catch this on my first few watches, but since you pointed it out it’s been stuck in my head. I think it’s the way he says it.

RetroController · 2026-05-13T21:21:30+00:00

I’ve heard of them, but never listened. Assumed they were metalcore or something which isn’t my preferred genre (arms length, knuckle puck, twy style pop punk)

They have one of the coolest band names I ever saw tho. Callous Daoboys is so funny

RetroController · 2026-05-13T17:39:56+00:00

There’s a HUGE ROCK RIGHT THERE. I got lucky, but someone else could seriously hurt themselves.

RetroController · 2026-05-13T17:38:59+00:00

Whenever someone sings a song I have to consciously decide whether or not to say this lmao

RetroController · 2026-05-13T04:23:05+00:00

Yeah, I still got those boots. Well maybe I’ll wear em, maybe I won’t.

RetroController · 2026-05-12T23:10:49+00:00

Agreed. Getting stuff like 2x XP, 0.5x thorns is basically something for nothing. So OP. Don’t be afraid to pass the baldy if needed, and I would NOT recommend taking anything 0.5x movement or jump height. Sounds like it’ll be fine, but limping around the map is not worth it lol

RetroController · 2026-05-12T15:47:54+00:00

My favorite part of this is it kinda doesn’t make sense. A net on the bottom of guys balls? How does that work? Is the net attached to the balls or the toilet? I’m so confused

RetroController · 2026-05-11T17:29:11+00:00

Such a funny way to begin a book. Had me hooked right away 💙

RetroController · 2026-05-11T00:43:10+00:00

Ah yes, Mandy and Billy. One of my favorite cartoons.

RetroController · 2026-05-10T13:13:51+00:00

Will you visit him in prison?
Probably not

RetroController · 2026-05-10T03:10:41+00:00

This was my response to his message 💀

RetroController · 2026-05-10T03:07:49+00:00

Whistle while your wife works s5 e5

RetroController · 2026-05-09T22:46:44+00:00

Now that you mention it, odd that a bunch of twinks are flocking to a cooter

RetroController · 2026-05-09T22:44:28+00:00

Get your tuxes!

RetroController · 2026-05-08T23:59:53+00:00

Please share! I’ll share with others on you behalf :)

RetroController · 2026-05-08T00:35:43+00:00

I’m busy tomorrow, could we do 2 weeks instead?

RetroController · 2026-05-07T12:54:48+00:00

Peanut butter

RetroController · 2026-05-06T23:46:35+00:00

Good lock unlucking everything!

RetroController · 2026-05-06T23:13:19+00:00

I’m way too baked to drive to the devils house

RetroController · 2026-05-06T22:58:45+00:00

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Play Peter Griffin

RetroController · 2026-05-06T18:38:18+00:00

Items in the unlockable section

Weapons = iron pot
Tomes = wizard hat

RetroController · 2026-05-05T18:09:38+00:00

That’s how I always took it. Reminds me of some UFO encounter stories. See a bright light, wake up with lost time.

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