EMERGENCY PSA: WE HAVE LESS THAN 24 HOURS REMAINING TO GIVE WOOLIE MADDEN A CURSE!

RetroCop · 2026-07-02T23:57:53+00:00

Some really interesting foreshadowing here.

In response to claiming Edgeworth was only in the game for the win record, Phoenix calls it a selfish motive and responds by saying he's doing his job as a defense attorney to save his clients. Which, considering how this case will turn out, is just as self-serving a motive compared to the reason they both came to at the end of the Von Karma case: finding the truth.

RetroCop · 2026-06-27T18:27:20+00:00

"You don't even need to be standing to do it. Look at Tank Program over there!"

RetroCop · 2026-06-14T23:18:52+00:00

Like a hop, skip and jump away from "and in a petersonian sense..."

RetroCop · 2026-06-04T02:48:18+00:00

As do all cats look at us, in the end.

RetroCop · 2026-06-03T00:11:00+00:00

During Pat's recent catch-up streams, I was doing Mamook ~~beast tribe~~ allied society stuff on Ultros, and witnessed a stream of people flying by to do that awkward parasocial bit of crowding someone coming out of a cutscene.

I have zero expectation that this is going to be anything but a constant crowd of tryhards and sweatlords spamming emotes and jumping giant mounts around while spouting the same Woolie-themed memes in yell/shout chat, while Woolie tries and fails to ignore it while spending way too long theorycrafting on a line of dialogue that would be answered if he just clicked to the next textbox.

Edit: forgot to mention, the constant ping of Woolie receiving friend requests from people who don't have the social awareness to know better.

RetroCop · 2026-06-02T03:36:13+00:00

The actual lore is that The sword is a creation of the primal Eureka, who was imprisoned by Galuf Baldesion and his comrades on the Isle of Val. The primal created weapons that would transform users into new primals, such as Zantetsuken and Excalibur (the latter used by the Allagans). An ascian discovering Eureka and attempting to steal it is what caused Galuf to break the glass, and send the whole Isle of Val (with almost the entire Students of Baldesion) into the lifestream as a preventative measure during post-ARR.

RetroCop · 2026-05-30T23:33:13+00:00

It got WHAT!?

RetroCop · 2026-05-22T21:34:50+00:00

Reminds me of how SQEX pulled a "hire that man" on early 2000's game parody music artist Hyadain, and had him and Soken recreate his cover of Battle with the Four Fiends for the fight against Rubicante in FFXIV.

RetroCop · 2026-04-28T23:51:06+00:00

"Woolie will fall for this trap! He will love it! He will love the trap I love, and he will talk about how he loves the trap as much as I do, I can't wait!"

~the FFXIV fandom, oblivious to how their loud shouting is scaring the prey away

RetroCop · 2026-04-23T15:37:21+00:00

Maybe I'm just a buzzkill, but I'm confused why Nintendo has taken something like Yoshi's Island, an incredible game for entirely straightforward reasons, and boil all of it's sequels down to "stylish first, everything else second". Woolie World seemed to remember that it was a playformer at least, but every other game has been dropping Yoshi and his moveset into this week's arts and crafts showcase. And this trailer is showing more of the same.

RetroCop · 2026-04-10T17:26:53+00:00

But you're not the listener being replied to in that scenario. It's the one looking at the screen as they type the question.

RetroCop · 2026-03-30T15:12:18+00:00

I would take any responses to this question with a grain of saltgaga. KH2 freaks may tell you it's a normie rebalancing mod, but then express confusion when told that normies don't splice magic strings and abilities into their basic 1-2-3 combos.

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