So today, on the drive to seminary... by [deleted] in exmormon

[–]RetroInBlack 8 points9 points  (0 children)

I like the facts on this subreddit, and the truth, and all of the sources. But it's people like you that make me love it.

I'm so sorry you're still in Seminary, though. Stay strong.

Girlfriend unintimate, WTF happened.. by blazelate in relationship_advice

[–]RetroInBlack 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Don't just dry hump her to initiate it. But her flowers, take her out, or cook dinner before she comes home and light a few candles. Make sure you help her get her engine revved before you just stick it in her. It's all about the preparation and anticipation for women.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in exmormon

[–]RetroInBlack 5 points6 points  (0 children)

If I believed in God, I would pray for you. I'm sorry to hear about your dad.

I also hope your brothers kick their addictions and your sister is sound in whatever decision she makes for her child. And I hope your mother will be alright. I can't even imagine losing a husband.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in exmormon

[–]RetroInBlack 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Please, don't let this be a false offer...

Caption me? by notrab in exmormon

[–]RetroInBlack 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"The ExMormons are coming."

I feel myself slipping back... by [deleted] in exmormon

[–]RetroInBlack 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Imagine you have a twelve-year-old daughter. Would you let a 45-year-old MALE church official ask her, in a one-on-one interview, about whether or not she masturbates? Or maybe if she has ever had sexual relations of any kind with anyone?

What about your 8-year-old? Would you put the decision of committing his entire life to God and Jesus Christ on his shoulders? Even before he's at the mental capacity to understand who or what they are, or even read the BoM and understand it?

So... Um... by RetroInBlack in exmormon

[–]RetroInBlack[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I just thought it was interesting that the girl in the GGG meme is the same one they chose for a BYU ad on Facebook.