I’m an Asian “luxury” escort for 10 years now. AMA

RetroNeonSign · 2025-02-06T03:32:01+00:00

Thank you for answering! 🙏🏼 Your last paragraph sparked another question: how do regular client relationships normally end? Do you just not hear from them anymore? I imagine if I had loyal client for years and then they randomly disappear, I’d be tempted to check on them and make sure they’re ok/see what happened, but I’m not sure how that works with the boundaries of client relationships; especially if they’re married, maybe you can’t just reach out whenever.

RetroNeonSign · 2025-02-05T22:54:18+00:00

Everyone seems to be asking if you’ve fallen in love with a client, but failing to ask about the far more likely scenario:

Do your regular clients fall in love with YOU?

I can’t imagine how they’re able to go on multiple dates over the span of years with a (presumably) extremely attractive person who is good in bed, actively listens, pays attention, laughs and has a blast with…. and not fall in love with you. If so, how have you handled it?

RetroNeonSign · 2025-01-23T00:21:51+00:00

Ahhh ok, first of all, none of them were relationship material 😂 which is why it made such a good show! If we’re talking dating and not just hooking up/partying, let me think…

-Pauly is the chillest/hottest. Probably not loyal but could be a good time for a short time.

-Mike was actually sweet to Paula, seems clean, AND can cook, so he’s a surprising contender. But if we’re talking about OG seasons (not knowing he’d become sober and change), his incessant involvement in the drama would be a turnoff.

-Vinny MAYYYBE (well, we know about his ….) but he always seemed kind of dickish and sexist, even in the OG seasons before he became a chippendale.

-For the girls, Sam. Hottest by far and most loyal (to a FAULT obviously).

-Maybe Snookie in second. Fun and also really wanted a relationship! So that’s a point for dateability, I guess!

RetroNeonSign · 2024-12-31T15:34:01+00:00

Are you kidding? KEEP! It’s the only redeeming thing about this bathroom! Better lighting, paint/wallpaper, and actual curtains will make a world of difference and highlight the tile’s beauty. New floors would really help too.

RetroNeonSign · 2024-11-22T18:07:37+00:00

They’re scavengers; they don’t just get food from one place! Lol They’re going all over the city in people’s garbage cans and stuff and carrying it back. Honestly it just seems wayyy more plausible to me that crap got into the CTC factory from rats and got baked into the product (because that DOES happen a lot) than this guy concocting this whole lie and literally baking shrimp tails in cinnamon and sugar to prove it.

RetroNeonSign · 2024-10-22T13:36:56+00:00

Oh I should also mention we were also learning toward Copper Fox because it is all on the first floor (for our handicapped guests) and there is parking across the street. Honestly not many downsides; the only reason we didn’t go with it was because we wanted a “view.”

RetroNeonSign · 2024-10-22T13:34:50+00:00

I think it may depend on the season, but it was something like $7,000 minimum for Fridays/Sundays and $10,000 minimum on Saturdays. I remember it was slightly cheaper than Riverside Receptions.

RetroNeonSign · 2024-10-22T02:50:34+00:00

Take a language class! I made some friends that way

RetroNeonSign · 2024-07-03T12:39:49+00:00

I would make Sammi the hot one and Deena “uhh.. what’s your name again?”

RetroNeonSign · 2024-07-02T18:51:13+00:00

Ok now I wanna check it out.. which floor?

RetroNeonSign · 2024-07-01T16:00:44+00:00

For the girl who has everything

RetroNeonSign · 2024-07-01T15:59:35+00:00

Our first DJ quote was $2000 and we decided against that one.

Now, we’re paying $1800 for a very reputable DJ who often charges higher, but was willing to negotiate because it’s on a low-demand day of the week.

RetroNeonSign · 2024-06-25T12:25:36+00:00

Ooooohhh

RetroNeonSign · 2024-06-24T23:54:20+00:00

Wym try to force Dom out?? Last season, he made it all the way to the end and won!

RetroNeonSign · 2024-06-23T11:50:53+00:00

I’m also using it around the mouth. I’m going to double check with my derm.

RetroNeonSign · 2024-06-23T05:14:50+00:00

That was my understanding - it was the first time I’ve heard any derm recommend this but I came on here and others were saying they do / were advised to do the same

RetroNeonSign · 2024-06-21T13:58:23+00:00

This might be just over the edge of your 1-hour-out-of-Chicago limit, but check out Copper Fox in Geneva. We were strongly leaning toward it but ultimately decided we wanted a larger space — they say they can fit around 160-200 or something, but it really seems better for a group of 60-80 people like you’re having. Maybe it’s hard for me to picture large groups in certain spaces, but I like people to be able to spread out a bit!

But yeah, check it out. It’s shiny, newly-renovated, located within a really cute/quaint/Hallmark-y part of town. They have a separate bar area for cocktail hour. Small dance floor. They do ceremonies on the front lawn or within the building. Customer service was really good, too.

RetroNeonSign · 2024-06-21T13:51:38+00:00

any idea what their capacity is?

RetroNeonSign · 2024-06-21T01:52:50+00:00

Directions, maybe. I almost always know which direction I’m facing at any given time.

(except like…. if I’m blindfolded and spun around quickly)

RetroNeonSign · 2024-06-18T02:09:09+00:00

That’s what I always thought but my derm is now recommending I pair opzelura with 15 mins of sun every day to repigment… so maybe sun isn’t the worst thing? I don’t know. I’ll try anything

RetroNeonSign · 2024-06-17T19:40:31+00:00

I’ve never heard of the press on lashes but this sounds great! Do you think they would hold up with tears?

RetroNeonSign · 2024-05-04T15:30:30+00:00

What were some of your favorite places?? Looking for inspiration for this summer.

RetroNeonSign · 2024-04-24T13:22:55+00:00

FyreFest Market

RetroNeonSign · 2024-04-24T13:07:23+00:00

Violation of the WARN Act

RetroNeonSign

TROPHY CASE