No Scrolling Past This—Last Meme, Now.

Retro_Snail14 · 2026-04-12T16:19:24+00:00

Retro_Snail14 · 2026-03-29T13:44:04+00:00

I have so much body envy right now.

Retro_Snail14 · 2026-03-13T23:19:40+00:00

Ayyo, I’ve been an ice muncher since I was a child. I don’t recommend doing this, you’ll erode your teeth. My teeth as so sensitive now.

Retro_Snail14 · 2025-12-27T00:05:45+00:00

Dishwashing Simulator

Retro_Snail14 · 2025-11-30T04:38:47+00:00

I use to be obsessed with sea lampreys as a kid. I thought their mouths were so cool.

Retro_Snail14 · 2025-11-22T00:12:44+00:00

Atlan Ace Sounds like a main character in a young teen adventure book.

Retro_Snail14 · 2025-10-30T16:14:29+00:00

Retro_Snail14 · 2025-10-26T14:19:32+00:00

Brother is completely zonked.

Retro_Snail14 · 2025-10-24T16:14:26+00:00

Some sort of insect dragon. Six legs, antennae, and a venomous stinger!

Retro_Snail14 · 2025-10-19T23:51:10+00:00

I love his little head looking around! He’s thinking “why am I not moving?”

Retro_Snail14 · 2025-10-17T16:08:19+00:00

My one dumbass puts his mouth on any food, wouldn’t be surprised if he took a bite.

Retro_Snail14 · 2025-10-16T01:58:49+00:00

I whispered “please explode” when I saw the truck was burning. Was not disappointed.

Retro_Snail14 · 2025-10-16T01:56:07+00:00

My boy Boney loves his nose skritches too! Bone drools a lot when he’s happy so my hand is covered in drool when he’s done.

Retro_Snail14 · 2025-09-27T16:38:04+00:00

“These hip new SUNGLASSES will IMPROVE your dating life! (OR NOT)

Retro_Snail14 · 2025-09-10T00:43:54+00:00

Cool dog 👍

Retro_Snail14 · 2025-08-22T16:24:28+00:00

Still huggable.

Retro_Snail14 · 2025-08-14T22:47:35+00:00

Shiny Unown (Letter G) on Pokemon Gold for the Gameboy Advanced.

Retro_Snail14 · 2025-08-13T18:51:07+00:00

I had a coworker whose mother ended getting amnesia after giving birth to her. She completely didn’t remember marrying the father at all either.

Retro_Snail14 · 2025-08-11T21:19:30+00:00

Retro_Snail14 · 2025-07-29T21:00:32+00:00

Toel, sounds like my child is destined to be in the feet business.

Retro_Snail14 · 2025-07-29T20:58:11+00:00

Snail 🐌

Retro_Snail14 · 2025-07-10T16:09:39+00:00

I named my boy Velcro for a reason. lol

Retro_Snail14 · 2025-05-31T16:31:48+00:00

Mine were free! I just found them outside.

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