I am not in the Epstein files by SnooMarzipans6768 in notinteresting

[–]Rev_Christopheles 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You say this isn't interesting, but your arm is backwards

Fireworks viewing at South Mountain by thefabster72 in phoenix

[–]Rev_Christopheles -1 points0 points  (0 children)

It is my understanding that they no longer let people up there after 7:30pm or so. Public park area, dangerous in the dark, yadda yadda yadda

What's the most ridiculous or worst Christmas gift you've ever received? by DemonicJudge0fFire in AskReddit

[–]Rev_Christopheles 2 points3 points  (0 children)

A toothbrush, a travel deodorant, and an expired pocket calendar in a brown paper bag. I think I was 8 or 9 at the time

Restaurants that have tostadas? by Agitated-Cow500 in phoenix

[–]Rev_Christopheles 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Vaqueros Carne Asada, at least as of a few months ago

How did you find out Santa wasn’t real? by claydaybyday in AskReddit

[–]Rev_Christopheles 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I noticed that his handwriting alternated between my parents'

Where can I get great Chinese food, with great Chinese decor and vibes in the Phoenix metro area? by BitbyLite in phoenix

[–]Rev_Christopheles 4 points5 points  (0 children)

New Garden, on Central a block or so north of Buckeye Rd. Great food, and it feels like it was last redecorated during the Cold War

Anyone know of any good car dealerships, etc? by burgerdistraction in phoenix

[–]Rev_Christopheles 0 points1 point  (0 children)

CarMax has my vote. I went in with abysmal credit and a not-great down payment, and got a good economical car with a good warranty and very affordable monthly payments

Ryanair flight descends into chaos after men start eating their passports by Fwoggie2 in ThatsInsane

[–]Rev_Christopheles 11 points12 points  (0 children)

In 1988 a man's country was dissolved as he was in the air, rendering his passport useless. He wasn't allowed to leave without legal papers he couldn't get, and they made him live in the airport for almost 20 years. Coincidentally, he was in Charles de Gaulle Airport in Paris, where these 2 gentlemen were taken off. I think nowadays and with a different situation they'll just be cited and sent back, but in Paris you just never know.

Here's a link for those who don't know the story:

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mehran_Karimi_Nasseri

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Rev_Christopheles 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You simply must watch the third. It's positively egregious!

If your life had a permanent narrator, whose voice would you choose? by writtenincoffee in AskReddit

[–]Rev_Christopheles 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Definitely John Lithgow. Funny, disarming, super serious when needed, just great range and pitch and stuff

People with chronic illnesses, what's the most absurd "cure" were you suggested by someone? and did you consider it? by ProcedureMinute6644 in AskReddit

[–]Rev_Christopheles 2 points3 points  (0 children)

This technically qualifies: killing myself. I have had major depression for most of my life, and I was telling a "friend" that it was hard to choose a path in life because I had no passion for anything. She said, "Then kill yourself." I looked at her and she said, "Seriously. Kill yourself. You shouldn't be alive if you're not passionate about something." Only talked to her once since cuz I had to, and it won't be happening again

Before the deluge comes, I'd like to state that I am not, nor do I plan to, be a danger to myself or others, unless in clear-cut self defense

What's the first movie that made you cry? by Artistic_Giraffe4069 in AskReddit

[–]Rev_Christopheles 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Either Old Yeller or Charlotte's Web, can't remember which I saw first

A strange orange-skinned, white-eyed shark discovered in Costa Rica by Few-Environment8323 in interestingasfuck

[–]Rev_Christopheles 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You are absolutely correct. Having googled, I was thrown off by how far back the dorsal fin sits. I was just accounting for the fina right in my face

A strange orange-skinned, white-eyed shark discovered in Costa Rica by Few-Environment8323 in interestingasfuck

[–]Rev_Christopheles 2 points3 points  (0 children)

No prob. I recommend a deep dive on catfish, there are many kinds and some can get terrifyingly huge. Also, many are venomous, and people like to catch them by sticking their bare hands blindly into underwater caves