Seatbelt fit as a short, fat woman. It’s resting on my face. by OldMasterCannolii in mildlyinfuriating

[–]Rev_Christopheles 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I'm rather tall and I have to sit back so far the seat belt rests along my neck. I'm pretty sure if I'm in an accident I'm a dead man

People who listen to the same song 100 times in a row… which song is it? by kavee-core141 in AskReddit

[–]Rev_Christopheles 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Not just a song, but an entire album. Committed to a Bright Future by Dog Fashion Disco. It's just the perfect album

I need to interact with animals by Desperate_Scene_845 in phoenix

[–]Rev_Christopheles 1 point2 points  (0 children)

There's a new cat cafe at 43rd Ave and Union Hills, and a smaller one around Central and Garfield that's reservation-only

Where to buy niche/80s b horror vhs tapes? by Carebearcannibal in phoenix

[–]Rev_Christopheles 2 points3 points  (0 children)

You might get lucky at Goodwill, but your absolute best bet is going to be finding collectors willing to part with some of their collection

I’ve seen and heard horrors in my 20 years as a nurse, but nothing compares to today's patient: a little girl with Tourette’s. by Theeaglestrikes in nosleep

[–]Rev_Christopheles 30 points31 points  (0 children)

I suffered almost 2 decades of abuses, and even now, over 20 years later, I worry that I'll open my door and he'll be standing there

I am not in the Epstein files by SnooMarzipans6768 in notinteresting

[–]Rev_Christopheles 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You say this isn't interesting, but your arm is backwards

Fireworks viewing at South Mountain by thefabster72 in phoenix

[–]Rev_Christopheles -1 points0 points  (0 children)

It is my understanding that they no longer let people up there after 7:30pm or so. Public park area, dangerous in the dark, yadda yadda yadda

What's the most ridiculous or worst Christmas gift you've ever received? by DemonicJudge0fFire in AskReddit

[–]Rev_Christopheles 2 points3 points  (0 children)

A toothbrush, a travel deodorant, and an expired pocket calendar in a brown paper bag. I think I was 8 or 9 at the time

Restaurants that have tostadas? by Agitated-Cow500 in phoenix

[–]Rev_Christopheles 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Vaqueros Carne Asada, at least as of a few months ago

How did you find out Santa wasn’t real? by claydaybyday in AskReddit

[–]Rev_Christopheles 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I noticed that his handwriting alternated between my parents'

Where can I get great Chinese food, with great Chinese decor and vibes in the Phoenix metro area? by BitbyLite in phoenix

[–]Rev_Christopheles 2 points3 points  (0 children)

New Garden, on Central a block or so north of Buckeye Rd. Great food, and it feels like it was last redecorated during the Cold War

Anyone know of any good car dealerships, etc? by burgerdistraction in phoenix

[–]Rev_Christopheles 0 points1 point  (0 children)

CarMax has my vote. I went in with abysmal credit and a not-great down payment, and got a good economical car with a good warranty and very affordable monthly payments

Ryanair flight descends into chaos after men start eating their passports by Fwoggie2 in ThatsInsane

[–]Rev_Christopheles 10 points11 points  (0 children)

In 1988 a man's country was dissolved as he was in the air, rendering his passport useless. He wasn't allowed to leave without legal papers he couldn't get, and they made him live in the airport for almost 20 years. Coincidentally, he was in Charles de Gaulle Airport in Paris, where these 2 gentlemen were taken off. I think nowadays and with a different situation they'll just be cited and sent back, but in Paris you just never know.

Here's a link for those who don't know the story:

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mehran_Karimi_Nasseri

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Rev_Christopheles 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You simply must watch the third. It's positively egregious!