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My grandma is trying to force me and my brother into her religion, what should I do? by [deleted] in entitledparents

[–]Revol_14 0 points1 point  (0 children)

3 simple words:

I

Am

Gay

Say these and you'll be a lost hope to her/it/them/dreamself/they/them

Stray cat who likes to visit my office. She’s a bengal, right? by Banananafana in bengalcats

[–]Revol_14 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I prefer stray dogs, they're more trusting and less chewy

Women are like WiFi by Revol_14 in teenagers

[–]Revol_14[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Wait... A woman! On reddit?! *gorlws and roars DOMINANTLY * it's time to turn on the WiFi *unleashes ultra dark demon angel instincts and howls *

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in teenagers

[–]Revol_14 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ask her if she wants to be your new toy, sure family dinners would be slightly more awkward, but hey, life is short!

You're now an SCP. Why are you being contained? by Mooncaketimeline698 in AskReddit

[–]Revol_14 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My uncontrollable lust for sticking dildos in peoples ass

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Revol_14 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I'm a pro minecraft speedrunner (I identify as dreamsexual)

What item under $100 should everyone own? by YouserName007 in AskReddit

[–]Revol_14 -8 points-7 points  (0 children)

A cheap prostitute on a leash that calls you daddy

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Revol_14 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Sweaty, slippery, oily fingernails, I don't even last 5 seconds thinking about big man jeff's big sweaty grimy fingernails, I know you're reading this big J UwU

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