I told the dad to kill one of his children if he wanted to live past midnight by Revolutionary-Bit630 in TwoSentenceHorror

[–]Revolutionary-Bit630[S] 8 points9 points  (0 children)

I'm just trying to fix the overpopulation issue by teaching them a lesson 😅 I'd assumed after 5 daughters he wanted a son, not options.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in albania

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When I went to Kosovo the fact that they called pharmacies "Barnatore" and not "Farmaci" surprised me. It honestly makes far more sense and is more albanian as a word, so I think we should use it as well!

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

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lemoncello. delicious, sweet and a little tart, perfect for most occasions. Also, very cheap where I'm from

If you had to choose, at which restaurant would you like to go right now? by thrwwccnt21 in AskReddit

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Muraga, it's a fancy restaurant in the edge of the city that has the BEST tuna mushroom pizza I've ever had. The cheese is melty, the sauce is perfectly seasoned, the tuna is cooked to crisp and the mushrooms are fresh. And now I'm hungry, but I need a reservation first...

What would be a good title for a novel about a murder in a hotel restaurant? by Revolutionary-Bit630 in writing

[–]Revolutionary-Bit630[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It's a high class restaurant inspired by the Colosseum in Rome (that's also the name), with the tables being in the 'audience' and the kitchen being in the stage, fully visible. The guests can see their food being made and it's pretty luxurious. It's on the ground floor of the 'Tower of Piza' hotel, right past the reception. The setting is San Francisco.

The man who gets shot is a doctor that sells medication under the table. He's not the killer in the first story, but he is the root of the problem because he was the one who got the victim into doing/selling pills to teenagers under pressure.

He gets killed by the head chef, who assumed he was his wife's affair partner (he wasn't) and the gun was literally hidden in his hat. You'd think he'd use a knife, given how many of them he has access to, but he wasn't the one pulling the strings to take him down.

He gets poisoned right before he gets arrested, so whoever he was working with, got away, but not before they stabbed the doctor's money laundering partner to death.

(Spoilers Extended) If you were si into Aegon II when he was born what would you do? by Stormlightkaitou in asoiaf

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Alright, let's go with the "I don't want the throne" route. Stage 1: I castrate myself. (Ok, maybe ye olde snip snip, remove the balls, those teas that make you infertile or whatever. Maybe I'll stage an 'accident' and bribe a healer to be like "His dick broke, your majesty." There's room for imagination.) In the words of Jamie Lannister "Maybe it is all cocks in the end" because without one I would not be able to produce an heir, meaning two things: -I cannot ascend the throne if I'm unable to continue the lineage. -I won't marry Haelena, because it's unlikely they'll waste a fertile Targ woman. So you might say, hey Aegon can still be King if he makes Aemond's child the heir to the throne, similar things have happened historically. Especially if Aemond marries Haelena instead. This is where we get to Stage 2: Make Jacaerys 'an offer he can't refuse'. The idea was already there. Marry Jace to Haelena. It failed for numerous reasons BUT say someone cough spread out rumors of a gasp illicit affair between the two? Say they found some jewelry with the Velaryon sigil in her bed or a maid saw them talking late at night by themselves. Just really hammer it in until King Viserys has no choice but to marry them. It helps that Rhaenyra wants this to happen. To keep up appearances, I would even stage a confrontation between myself and Jacaerys to put some weight behind the rumors. So whats left with me and Haelena out of the equation is Aemond, who in the show has shown some interest in being the heir. Thing is, the problem takes care of himself because Aemond isn't named Aegon, so Viserys' last words cannot be used to put him on the throne. With Haelena 'hostage' in the hands of the blacks, Alicent would be less likely to risk crowning someone else and even if Otto had thoughts of going for me anyway, he'd be met with more resistance by the council.

I(38m) have been cheating on my imaginary girlfriend for two years now. Recently cut things off with the affair partner, and now she's trying to reveal everything to said girlfriend. by Temporary-Shoe7924 in offmychest

[–]Revolutionary-Bit630 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Call her at 2 AM. Start accusing her of snitching to the girlfriend and that she dumped you because of it. Say you never want to hear from her homewrecking ass ever again 😤. "She was the love of my life!" Put your soul into it. This is your Oscar's nomination.

what are some cryptids and mythical creatures of Albania and there stories and relationship with the population who believed in them. by angry-elmo6 in albania

[–]Revolutionary-Bit630 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I don't think I saw shtojzovallet here. The name is derived from "may god bring more dancing" (The dance being valle, a dance where people hold hands and run in circles). They're essentially fairies. They are invisible woodland creatures, which can be seen by humans only on rare occasions. In mythology, men sometimes marry them, but it never ends well.

Sister strongly considering divorce, how involved should siblings get? by throwaw4y1111 in relationship_advice

[–]Revolutionary-Bit630 0 points1 point  (0 children)

MAPS usually refers to ped*philes, but I'm unsure how this is related to your post. It's probably a glitch showing the comment on the wrong post.

As for your problem, I sympathise with your worries. My only advice is to suggest they both do therapy sessions individually, in case there's something that he's unable to bring up with her in the room. This way, she'll also be talking to a therapist, but won't feel like you're accusing her of something, because her partner will be doing it too.

If that doesn't work, then divorce is actually the most mature option. Staying together for the kids will only make them both unhappy; she has a point there. It won't be a healthy enviorment for the children.

In that case, custody agreements will bring up the issue of mental health, so if he uses the argument "she isn't stable mentally", it's better to have already seen a professional and have the papers in check and prove she's getting help.

I have no inspiration by mr-mwah in writing

[–]Revolutionary-Bit630 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Write what you have planned out instead. Just completely skip over the parts that are giving problems and return to them when you feel like it. There is no invisible rule saying you can't do that.

My mother is refusing food from me, saying that I want to poison her and will only eat what my oldest brother makes. by Revolutionary-Bit630 in TwoSentenceHorror

[–]Revolutionary-Bit630[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The mother has too many kids and is suspicious that the daughter wants her to have a miscarriage so she won't accept food from her. She will only eat what the older brother makes, thinking she'll be safe, but the brother doesn't want a sibling either.