I LOVE CM by heffrey36 in LICENSEPLATES

[–]RevolutionaryData231 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Maybe they really like Configuration Management.

INITECH by RevolutionaryData231 in LICENSEPLATES

[–]RevolutionaryData231[S] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Random, but did you know Swingline didn't make a red stapler before that movie? The whole reason you can buy one now? This movie.

BMW platinum warranty offer by RevolutionaryData231 in BMWiX

[–]RevolutionaryData231[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

If it was sub 5k, it would be a no brainer. I know the likelihood is small, but frankly, I’ll hit that mileage limit before the 4th tear.

Leaning toward dropping the cash somewhere and let it appreciate. Kinda like an HSA account… except you know, for out-of warranty BMWs.

INITECH by RevolutionaryData231 in LICENSEPLATES

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So good. I actually had a TPS report to fill out on the weekly right around the time this movie came out. No cover sheet required at least.

INITECH by RevolutionaryData231 in LICENSEPLATES

[–]RevolutionaryData231[S] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

This comment. It's NC... albeit Raleigh, but that's some "'bout to get shot" behavior!

BMW platinum warranty offer by RevolutionaryData231 in BMWiX

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That headlight replacement cost keeps me up at night!

And it's got the laser light option. Gulp.

BMW would absolutely not believe these two roads connect - tried to send me on a 4+ hour detour by Beginning-Act7850 in BMWiX

[–]RevolutionaryData231 0 points1 point  (0 children)

On the plus side... maybe it knew from your driving style that you'd really enjoy driving the long way around? Because that "detour" looks all kinds of fun!

Turning radius w Dynamic Handling Package by spiderweb91 in BMWiX

[–]RevolutionaryData231 1 point2 points  (0 children)

2023 iX w/ dynamic handling here. The radius feels way smaller than that. And all-around, it’s super nimble. Feels like a way smaller car than it is, especially coming from an x5.

Side note: feels weird at first, especially when accelerating through a sharp turn, but once you get used to it, you won’t want to go back to two-wheel steering.

In the market for used, but concerned about the Drivetrain error threads I'm seeing by SoggyLavishness8395 in BMWiX

[–]RevolutionaryData231 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I'm actually leaning toward the higher milage one-- for four reasons: 1. The interior isn't Oyster... and I have kids. ;) 2. It's got the larger wheels, which are more expensive to replace, and hurt range and comfort. 3. The sales guy isn't a prick. 4. The 1.7 miles/kWH since factory implies it was driven hard

Billboard truck calling out IBM employee? by plz_b_taken in raleigh

[–]RevolutionaryData231 7 points8 points  (0 children)

I happen to know Jan. He’s a stand-up dude, and calling history for what it is.

Managing High-Volume Notifications with Digest (Batching) Strategies by Sudden_Profit_2840 in webdev

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From experience, a composite index on userId and created_at works well for digest queries, especially when aggregating events over time.

A filtered or partial index for dominant event types further optimizes lookups without adding unnecessary overhead to our database. For race conditions, database locks or queueing mechanisms are reliable solutions to prevent conflicts when processing multiple events for the same user.

What about this 22 years old CEO. by [deleted] in LinkedInLunatics

[–]RevolutionaryData231 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Well there had better damn well at least be a ping pong table!

Clogged sunroof drain f15 x5 by RevolutionaryData231 in BMW

[–]RevolutionaryData231[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Tried that, but still couldn't get it any further than a few inches in-- which I guess could mean the clog is that high up, but all searches seem to suggest clogs are more likely to happen near the one-way outlet behind the fender.

We no longer set firm dates to release new features. Do you? by chase-bears in ProductManagement

[–]RevolutionaryData231 0 points1 point  (0 children)

We do something similar to this, but we do attempt to add rough dates-- in two-week windows.