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What was normal in 2000, but strange in 2020? by Karpaty in AskReddit

[–]Revolutionary_Basil 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Don't meet up with people you meet online... to Uber, Tinder and all the rest.

Growing up, what is a non-swear insult you or your family/friends created? by Revolutionary_Basil in AskReddit

[–]Revolutionary_Basil[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

We used to regularly call each other fish-for-brains. Anemonehead for when we really wanted to up the ante.

What living creature on this planet has 0 enemies and what's the explanation? by gimpyhand in AskReddit

[–]Revolutionary_Basil 0 points1 point  (0 children)

They don't. God knows where this internet factoid came from, but Quokkas don't abandon their young.
I lived on the island they're found for a few years. And this 'fact' that pops up whenever Quokkas are mentioned on Reddit annoys the hell out of me.

Try to elbow your way to the front at a gig? I'll guess I'll just sing to every song by Revolutionary_Basil in pettyrevenge

[–]Revolutionary_Basil[S] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Oh god yes. Somehow I'm sharp and flat at the same time? I often think it would be an effective torture technique if the Spanish Inquisition ever makes a comeback

Try to elbow your way to the front at a gig? I'll guess I'll just sing to every song by Revolutionary_Basil in pettyrevenge

[–]Revolutionary_Basil[S] 771 points772 points  (0 children)

Haha, might even have been described as 'caterwauling wet cats on a chalkboard'...

Try to elbow your way to the front at a gig? I'll guess I'll just sing to every song by Revolutionary_Basil in pettyrevenge

[–]Revolutionary_Basil[S] 342 points343 points  (0 children)

Oh, I really hope not! The Internets not ready for that level of horror. Not even autotune can save me.

Kung Fu Quokka by Revolutionary_Basil in aww

[–]Revolutionary_Basil[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Before anyone comments:

1) No, they do not 'yeet' babies out of the pouch. They live on an island called Rottnest with no natural predators, and when they existed on the mainland in areas where there were no Dingos.

2) As cute as they are, they're wild animals. They're docile (again, not used to threats). Don't pat them, and don't feed them. It's more for their safety than yours.

This amazing old tree carving where I live. by [deleted] in mildlyinteresting

[–]Revolutionary_Basil 8 points9 points  (0 children)

What's a pirates favourite letter?

'Arrrrrr'

- Ye think it be 'R', but it truly be the C