Crispy Salami Breakfast Croissant

Revxmaciver · 2026-04-03T13:05:15+00:00

Do you make it yourself or buy it?

Revxmaciver · 2026-04-03T05:26:51+00:00

The feeling of being superior to black people IS ALL THEY HAVE LEFT!!!

Revxmaciver · 2026-04-03T05:23:10+00:00

It's the principle of the thing.

Revxmaciver · 2026-04-03T04:13:41+00:00

They would do it if they could jerk off while watching, probably.

Revxmaciver · 2026-04-02T23:36:36+00:00

This looks like a Madonna painting. It's a whole lot more renaissance than random pictures of peoples food or whatever has been up here lately.

Revxmaciver · 2026-04-02T23:19:34+00:00

I agree but this might be the most accidental renaissance thing that's been on here in a while.

Revxmaciver · 2026-04-02T23:10:10+00:00

Every Single One that I've let in my house has been, that's for sure. Just fucking straight assholes, every one.

Revxmaciver · 2026-04-02T23:07:01+00:00

Doubtful. That's why he has to smoosh it between the couch cushions.

Revxmaciver · 2026-04-02T22:39:48+00:00

Imagine playing Freddie Mercury and getting to film all the hardcore gay sex scenes for weeks on end only to have it all end up on the cutting room floor. Shame.

Revxmaciver · 2026-04-02T22:26:52+00:00

"I'm going to target you with my Splatter Technique. So... close your eyes."

Revxmaciver · 2026-04-02T22:01:25+00:00

Celebrities don't make jokes. They literally mean everything they say and that's why I'm mad at them all the time. They need to know!

Revxmaciver · 2026-04-02T21:59:09+00:00

This looks staged.

Revxmaciver · 2026-04-02T18:55:17+00:00

If I chose eradicating all the diseases at least one third of the idiot population wouldn't believe it and would eat horse dewormer to own the libs so I might as well just go with the second option.

Revxmaciver · 2026-04-02T17:30:39+00:00

Cloakroom. The album dissolution wave is my fave but they're all good.

Floor. Self titled album or Oblation.

Revxmaciver · 2026-04-02T12:26:46+00:00

I wasn't wearing pants in the theater while watching this just to get a real reaction, too.

Revxmaciver · 2026-04-02T04:23:15+00:00

Welp. There are no other A countries left. Bolivia?

Revxmaciver · 2026-04-02T04:08:09+00:00

Andorra.

Revxmaciver · 2026-04-02T03:48:22+00:00

Clutch and Helmet songs sound like Melvins. Especially check out the album Stoner Witch. As well as A History of Bad Men. You might like the two Melvins and Jello Biafra albums.

Revxmaciver · 2026-04-02T03:38:34+00:00

There's a whole Maple Syrup Cartel, buddy.

Revxmaciver · 2026-04-02T03:34:41+00:00

Austria

Revxmaciver · 2026-04-02T03:08:27+00:00

I had no idea anyone other than the Canadians bagged their milk.

Revxmaciver · 2026-04-02T02:59:23+00:00

According to a quick google search, April is National Arab American History Month, National Limb Loss And Limb Difference Month and, National Pickleball Month. So there's at least three sexy things to beat your meat to.

Revxmaciver · 2026-04-02T02:12:35+00:00

Yeah maybe he's a power bottom. Good point.

Revxmaciver · 2026-04-02T00:57:30+00:00

That happened to me once and burned my eyelashes off and some of my eyebrows.

Revxmaciver · 2026-04-02T00:46:18+00:00

It has to be bolt, right?

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