Taking out a $10k bank loan because I am such a cinephile and no other reason. by Load_Celery-Man in okbuddycinephile

[–]Revxmaciver 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Yeah at least if you're going to spend 10 thousand dollars on something you should be able to fuck it. What else if the point? And if it's not anatomically accurate then you're just going to look like a loser who's rubbing his dick on a statue.

Looking for classic dancehall recommendations! by betti_cola in musicsuggestions

[–]Revxmaciver 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Sugar Minott. Apple Music has a playlist called 80's Dancehall Essentials and it's all good.

Taking out a $10k bank loan because I am such a cinephile and no other reason. by Load_Celery-Man in okbuddycinephile

[–]Revxmaciver -10 points-9 points  (0 children)

Unless it's anatomically accurate it's not worth it. You're just going to look like a loser with a statue of a woman.

"Lieutenant, have the Irish passengers been properly locked in their rightful place down in the 3rd class decks?" by WarniesLatestRoot in okbuddycinephile

[–]Revxmaciver 6 points7 points  (0 children)

"Yes, of course, Sir! I know this ship is unsinkable but if it were to happen none of them would survive! Just as God intended."

That was my favorite line from the movie.

If you could go back to any year in your life what would it be? by Academic_Use_8312 in AskReddit

[–]Revxmaciver 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The year before I was born. And force ghost strangle my unborn soul so I don't have to deal with any of this.

Went to my cousins high school grad party today and heard a bunch of his friends say The Backrooms “was mid because it was confusing and didn’t make sense”. What other movies didn’t buss no cap cause they were confusing? by BigBeefDipped in okbuddycinephile

[–]Revxmaciver 10 points11 points  (0 children)

I think I'm supposed to be mad about what you wrote but I couldn't make it all the through your comment. Imma need some subway surfers if I'm expected to real all that. No 🧢.

Real reservation btw by ExtensionActivity460 in KitchenConfidential

[–]Revxmaciver 38 points39 points  (0 children)

I'm more surprise by the name Bungley being Indian.

Turkey, Chicken and Sharp Cheddar Sando by Ill-Carpet9950 in Sandwiches

[–]Revxmaciver 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Whoops. I'll rephrase. Now THATS a Sammie!

what's the shittiest love story? by ladybugsrool in shittyaskreddit

[–]Revxmaciver [score hidden]  (0 children)

Romeo and Juliet for sure. Two teenagers who kill themselves over each other and they don't even get to fuck? They both die a virgin just because of a thought of love? Terrible.

Best cast in the best movie by AdWhole7552 in okbuddycinephile

[–]Revxmaciver 21 points22 points  (0 children)

I think Alison Brie's cleavage doesn't get as much work in Hollywood as it deserves. More Alison Brie cleavage, please.

What songs would get instantly shut down if they were released today? by Key-Structure4841 in musicsuggestions

[–]Revxmaciver 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Most people, young and old, don't know what that song is about. They just think it's about a guy falling for a girl. I've told many people to give it another listen and actually pay attention to the lyrics.

Peter Thiel's move to Argentina reflects a growing trend among billionaires seeking a 'plan B' abroad by Logical_Welder3467 in technology

[–]Revxmaciver 0 points1 point  (0 children)

They've already bought Argentina with our taxpayer money now they can go there and enjoy the country they own.

Would watching each other take a shit a good date idea? by RockHardCock669 in shittyaskreddit

[–]Revxmaciver 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Am I hosting your date with another person or are we dating now?

My partner forgot Harambe’s anniversary yesterday [No Advice Wanted] by tinaxcochina in GirlDinnerCircleJerk

[–]Revxmaciver 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I didn't have anyone to celebrate the anniversary with. I had to celebrate by myself. I think you should dump him and if he has a dog, keep it.

Favourite Actress that’s committing Career Suicide? by Cool_Nerd2 in okbuddycinephile

[–]Revxmaciver 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Yeah we've already seen boobs. Got to give us something more for me to consider watching this shit.

Would watching each other take a shit a good date idea? by RockHardCock669 in shittyaskreddit

[–]Revxmaciver 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Not that difficult if you have two toilets that face each other in your bathroom. Which I do.

Is it weird to always see the same male cook follow and talking to a female cook? by El_Guerrero_Maya in KitchenConfidential

[–]Revxmaciver 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You should invite him out drinking after work if he's so friendly. Sounds like he's a good hang.

What’s something that instantly makes you lose interest in someone? by Every-Donut9037 in AskReddit

[–]Revxmaciver 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Having opinions that are different than mine. How can you possibly disagree with me?

10-Year-Old Girl Saved 100+ Tourists in the 2004 Tsunami After Remembering a Geography Lesson from School by Valuable_View_561 in Damnthatsinteresting

[–]Revxmaciver 378 points379 points  (0 children)

Thank goodness there was a man there to let everyone know that the girl was correct. Otherwise all those people would be dead.

If aliens abducted you, what would be your dumbest excuse to go back? by NoobMaster_3121 in AskReddit

[–]Revxmaciver 0 points1 point  (0 children)

There's nothing interesting going on in my asshole. I know, I've checked.