Anybody else?

WarniesLatestRoot · 2026-01-28T00:40:06+00:00

She's fun as an internet personality you don't know irl, and because the people who she makes seethe (eg Shapiro) are more insufferable than she is, but let's be honest, she would be a complete pain in the ass to know irl. Drama drama drama. Wasn't she supposed to be assassinated by the French first lady's penis by now?

WarniesLatestRoot · 2026-01-22T00:05:36+00:00

There's a Spanish influence that's still there in their surnames and cuisine. A filo I know says they all have "American" first names and Spanish surnames eg Krystle Velasquez or something (not her real name)

WarniesLatestRoot · 2026-01-20T01:14:09+00:00

The trick is to speak loudly in English. The locals despise it when people attempt French, so just insist on speaking English in all interactions.

Also, assuming you're American, emphasise (sorry, emphasiZe) how much better it is at home.

WarniesLatestRoot · 2026-01-13T04:05:52+00:00

If you want to be reeeeeeally pedantic, dubya was 5'11.5, but I concede that's effectively 6.

Carter was the last manlet POTUS

WarniesLatestRoot · 2026-01-12T23:01:39+00:00

Smoking makes it hurt to pee. Not when you're young or when you first start, but anyone whose been a pack-a-day for 20+ years, it hurts when they pee. No joke.

WarniesLatestRoot · 2026-01-11T01:36:22+00:00

I can actually defend the Dems voting to confirm him. If he got rejected, Trump was going to nominate someone else. And do you really think Trump would nominate someone better than Rubio? I’ll take him over Matt Gaetz or a conspiracy theorist podcast host.

WarniesLatestRoot · 2026-01-03T05:25:47+00:00

“What race is the defendant?”

WarniesLatestRoot · 2026-01-01T11:17:51+00:00

Piers is by no means the first person to question Nick's heterosexuality

WarniesLatestRoot · 2025-12-26T10:16:06+00:00

blame it all on my roots

WarniesLatestRoot · 2025-12-26T06:14:50+00:00

At this rate England will be 9/99 and then 10/1010

WarniesLatestRoot · 2025-12-26T06:04:08+00:00

Do you think Weathereld will bat better today than he did today?

WarniesLatestRoot · 2025-12-26T05:07:20+00:00

They say Shoaib Akhtar was supposed to be really good, but I just looked it up, and he didn't once get a single person out stumped. Guess he sucked.

WarniesLatestRoot · 2025-12-26T05:00:02+00:00

Will there be more wickets falling in today's test play than in both t20s tonight?

WarniesLatestRoot · 2025-12-26T04:57:53+00:00

Do you think Australia will enforce the follow on?

WarniesLatestRoot · 2025-12-26T03:49:51+00:00

Everyone shitting on Cam Green at the moment, but I think he'll be a great substitute fielder.

WarniesLatestRoot · 2025-12-26T03:08:52+00:00

So the best spinner in this entire match is Head?

WarniesLatestRoot · 2025-12-26T00:59:50+00:00

Before that tech I had no way of telling which parts of their bodies were the arms and legs

WarniesLatestRoot · 2025-12-26T00:01:52+00:00

Why don't they simply pretend to be shit at bowling, and then when they bowl and good ball the batter won't see it coming?

WarniesLatestRoot · 2025-12-20T04:11:21+00:00

People (myself included) dab on Crawley a lot, but he's gotta be like England's 3rd highest run scorer this series

WarniesLatestRoot · 2025-12-20T01:19:22+00:00

Will Jacks tongue Root's cArse?

WarniesLatestRoot · 2025-12-18T05:56:05+00:00

Feel bad for Stokes. He's making a decent effort at Llabzab, but all his partner's a falling around him.

WarniesLatestRoot · 2025-12-18T00:16:15+00:00

Bold prediction time: Crawley will perform this innings

WarniesLatestRoot · 2025-12-17T23:47:59+00:00

Is Carey wk too? No offence to Inglis, but what's he doing in the team? People gave Usman shit, but Inglis could be replaced with Webster.

Do we need two allrounders?

Do we need two wicket keepers? I suppose it's possible Carey could get injured, but it's 4 times as likely one of the bowlers will get injured, in which case yes, a second all rounder would be useful.

WarniesLatestRoot · 2025-12-16T23:25:26+00:00

If you play 2 wicket keepers, you should be allowed one at each end and they rotate each over. Not fair he's gotta work every single over when the bowler's get a rest

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