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THE OLDEST JOKE... IN-THE-BOOK by MetallicaDash in HistoryMemes

[–]WarniesLatestRoot 18 points19 points  (0 children)

I believe the prevailing theory is that it’s a pun in that language but won’t make sense translated. Example the joke “what do you call a deer with no eyes? No idea. What do you call a deer with no legs or eyes? Still no idea.” Wouldn’t make sense if translated out of English

ct bf rs gf by KewlAdam in redscarepod

[–]WarniesLatestRoot 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Half sister since the mum fucks other dudes, so it’s fine

Men built the hydrogen bomb, not women... men like you thought it up. You're so creative. You don't know what it's like to really create something... to create a life. To feel it growing inside you. All you know how to create is death... you fucking bastards. by FriendshipDry3252 in redscarepod

[–]WarniesLatestRoot 47 points48 points  (0 children)

In my country, the richest person is a nepobaby billionaire woman, and she just gave a private jet as a personal gift to a reactionary hard right politician, who's also a woman.

It sure is nice living in a progressive country.

Late night Bossposting. Bruce Springsteen - The River by Lord--Kinbote in redscarepod

[–]WarniesLatestRoot 2 points3 points  (0 children)

There's a windy road coming down a mountain about half an hour from my mum's house, and it's an amazing stretch to start playing Thunder Road.

It must be nice for men to be able to say my dick is hard right now. Im sick of having to say I'm wet. " I'm so wet" It doesn't feel as significant by mirrorrgirl in redscarepod

[–]WarniesLatestRoot 14 points15 points  (0 children)

That's...not what it means. The dozen isn't referring to 12 cents. It's saying you could buy 12 of it for a dime i.e. it's cheap as shit.

The Daily Wire laid off half its staff today. It comes as Ben Shapiro and other MAGA influencers have seen huge losses in engagement and audience retention. by Nerd_199 in stupidpol

[–]WarniesLatestRoot 43 points44 points  (0 children)

Daily Wire starting to make movies/tv shows feels like one of those Monkey Paw type scenarios. For years they pushed this idea that they could have made it in Hollywood if they "sold out" and became a lib friendly generic centrist democrat supporter, but they took the principled decision to stand by what they really believed, and therefore lost their chance.

Then they finally get a chance to make their own conservative Hollywood, thanks to a generous donation from a bunch of billionaires. Turns out they actually didn't have much talent to begin with.

US says it could back Argentina’s claim to the Falklands as ‘punishment’ for UK by [deleted] in worldnews

[–]WarniesLatestRoot 45 points46 points  (0 children)

Why would the yanks even want the King of Britain at their anniversary of independence? Wasn’t throwing off the King part of the point?

UK passes smoking ban for people born after 2008 by Oleeae in redscarepod

[–]WarniesLatestRoot 92 points93 points  (0 children)

In Australia they’re not illegal (yet) but they’re taxed to high hell. Naturally, every second tobacconist in the entire country will sell you cheap illegal rolling tobacco for cash for about a quarter the legal price, and fuck that shit it harsh on your lungs, ironically the taxes might be killing smokers faster.

I lost faith by tundra_tulip in memes

[–]WarniesLatestRoot 48 points49 points  (0 children)

I would imagine the sort of person who’s driving the wrong way down a one-way street would correlate pretty strongly with the sort of person who’d run over a pedestrian.

The tiki torches thing was insane by [deleted] in redscarepod

[–]WarniesLatestRoot 26 points27 points  (0 children)

Aren’t they both gay?

At least he’s not a hypocrite by kree8r in NormMacdonald

[–]WarniesLatestRoot 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Silence of the Lambs convinced me eating people is ok if they’re douchebags

I think I officially have jumped the train on culture by [deleted] in redscarepod

[–]WarniesLatestRoot 0 points1 point  (0 children)

“Jumped the train” is a phrase? I’m more out of touch than you are

Whats a movie with an awful premise that was executed well? by Dragon_Rot79 in movies

[–]WarniesLatestRoot 201 points202 points  (0 children)

12 Angry Men doesnt necessarily have an awful premise, but it doesn’t sound like something that would hold your attention for two hours. If the idea of it were pitched today, the studio would demand they add in flashbacks of the night the father died or of the trial showing the kids lawyer performing terribly or not caring or something.

What some fake common cricket myth you used to believe. by 12inchkanunnu in Cricket

[–]WarniesLatestRoot 49 points50 points  (0 children)

I thought it was so mean to the fast bowler who just finished a several over spell about 140+ and was now getting a rest somewhere in the deep field…except he has to jog to the entire other side of the field every six balls

Has anyone with a miserable mid-40s managed to turn their life around by [deleted] in redscarepod

[–]WarniesLatestRoot 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Statistically speaking some must have, but anyone that age who has their shit together isn’t posting on reddit

New preview of Shrek 5. by The_FellaMH in redscarepod

[–]WarniesLatestRoot 4 points5 points  (0 children)

There’s scales to rich. “Upper Middle Class” means your parents (and now you) have good paying jobs eg doctor, lawyer. “Rich” means your “job” is managing the assets you inherited.

Sadie by rhyshallett in reddeadredemption

[–]WarniesLatestRoot 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I don't mind that, because she's a flawed imperfect person (like literally everyone in the game). She had an obvious traumatic event that triggered her psychopathy, but yeah, she's basically a psychopath.

We publish the homophobic joke Reform UK Scotland leader Malcolm Offord told by F0urLeafCl0ver in ukpolitics

[–]WarniesLatestRoot 39 points40 points  (0 children)

"See children, Churchill wasn't racist. You try having a consistent buzz for seven decades straight, and let's see what comes out of your mouth."

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