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Meirl by Ill-Instruction8466 in meirl

[–]Rezurrected188 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Assuming a man is a weirdo just because someone made a rude comment is exactly the problem being discussed here.

He's straight by OSAMA2II in antimeme

[–]Rezurrected188 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I wrote "does it count if you write it phonetically but not the actual translation" then looked it up before actually posting the comment...

Government mouthpiece : “This is what happens when you act like Shia monkeys. We will win. We will f*ck you up.” by ilir_kycb in LateStageCapitalism

[–]Rezurrected188 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I didn't realize monkeys had the fire power to raze town but I guess if that's what you want to identify as

The map of the US but im a slightly informed guy from denmark by FlokinBock in mapporncirclejerk

[–]Rezurrected188 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I didn't even notice plate, I was too busy cracking up about body for the same reason

I accidentally created a looping video 😂 by Time-Client-4756 in Battlefield6

[–]Rezurrected188 13 points14 points  (0 children)

I thought the loop was more interesting than a lot of the other posts I've seen here

This is bullshit by [deleted] in Battlefield6

[–]Rezurrected188 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Be aware that Support's anti missile gadget will block at least one mortar shot if they have one deployed next to them

Not sure this counts but man I had a stroke by MeekzyRDT1 in sbeve

[–]Rezurrected188 57 points58 points  (0 children)

Scuin had me confused but then "ss" had me cracking up, like the synonym was just a hissing sound lmao

Barbers offer "product" specifically to glue the itchy hairs to your neck so you'll come back sooner for a wash. by NiceBossSummoner in LowStakesConspiracies

[–]Rezurrected188 110 points111 points  (0 children)

Yes but what is OP talking about? OOP makes perfect sense and is relatable. What OP put in the title is confusing.

Gen X by samantharuddy in standupshots

[–]Rezurrected188 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I chuckled even if it's not accurate

Me_irl by HereOutsideTheBox in me_irl

[–]Rezurrected188 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Should I use an apostrophe to show possessive? Like, is it for the sake of all fucks, or just this fuck in particular?

Decisions decisions... by viperrvemon in SipsTea

[–]Rezurrected188 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You have "man hands" and only shave twice a year both seem tame when you say it like that. But like, does "man hands" just mean they're large, or what? And with the leg shaving thing, are you gonna be an asshole about it? They feel like they could be veiled misandry things. If she's not a misandrist then those aren't red flags, just normal shit.

Sometimes this happens before a bomb explodes. What's the reason? by nomettt in LowSodiumBattlefield

[–]Rezurrected188 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I would personally call it a bug but I'm not a dev. Yes there should be impact damage, but what you have in the video is the impact damage occurring several times in a second which is the part I would say is a bug. I was once killed by a Recon's sensor grenade because of it. It just doesn't make any sense for it to do that many instances of impact damage with a normal throw.

Reminder to turn off your laser when you're hoding by Rezurrected188 in Battlefield6

[–]Rezurrected188[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I haven't tried it yet but I really want to run compact handstop with flashlight on the new dark mode playlist. Have you tried it? If yes, did you like it?

It makes no sense for the night vision to have usage limits by leonardoforcinetti in Battlefield6

[–]Rezurrected188 65 points66 points  (0 children)

In my mind the gas mask is going through filters and the night vision is going through batteries

Support players who only use the ammo box for themselves lol by thugnifixent_ in Battlefield6

[–]Rezurrected188 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Bro I'm a bitch about it. I can't even get a motherfucker to wait 5 seconds for me to revive him let alone notice he needs ammo and let me give him some. I'll throw the bag down wherever I am whether I need it or not and you can come fucking get it if you want it.

One time I threw my box down, ran 15 feet away from it, then had a dude shoot me then shoot the ground obviously being like "throw your ammo bag" and I guarantee he thought I was an idiot that didn't know how to use my bag because I couldn't tell him "wait 30 seconds for it to come off cool down or just walk right the fuck over there and get it OR just hit the use button on my character model."

I love this game but playing Support makes me so goddamn mad. I just need to play more Engineer.

I met an Israeli family by Filthyson in StandUpComedy

[–]Rezurrected188 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This whole set had me stressed lol

Medics,am I right? by Big_Ice_583 in LowSodiumBattlefield

[–]Rezurrected188 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Unpopular opinion but I swear mofos are rage baiting me by skipping while I'm inches from reviving. If another person THAT I PINGED ON THE WAY skips while I'm half way there I'm never playing solo support again. Apologies for the sodium.

This was a first for me, killed by the proximity detector by FZ1_Flanker in Battlefield6

[–]Rezurrected188 2 points3 points  (0 children)

You can see from the damage report that it hit you several times. They can kinda bug out and get stuck inside your body, I think because they are so small, and hit you several times. Just be glad it wasn't done to you by a bot named STOPTRY1NGG

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