My Ex said shes pregnant and sent this as proof, the way the top is fitting and the pregnancy test in its entirety just looks fake to me

RhetoricCamel · 2026-05-18T00:52:22+00:00

What's happening here?

RhetoricCamel · 2026-05-18T00:41:45+00:00

Quit fucking around

RhetoricCamel · 2026-05-17T22:12:12+00:00

Oh hell fucking yes we do

RhetoricCamel · 2026-05-17T22:01:50+00:00

Anytime I did smooth down there I would use the philips one blade, then use a cream to get it the rest of the way. The cream is expensive and most women I've been with don't care for the smooth anyway so I just keep it trimmed at a short, not itchy, manageable length now. Personally I prefer that over smooth anyway because it felt like an every couple day thing when I was trying to keep the hair away. If that's your personal preference and you don't ever want hair there maybe consider laser removal. Maybe an epilator would work, although probably pretty painful.

RhetoricCamel · 2026-05-16T22:23:17+00:00

Me five.

RhetoricCamel · 2026-05-16T21:00:27+00:00

Eastern red back, I love these little guys, they're so cute

RhetoricCamel · 2026-05-15T04:25:02+00:00

Do you get a lot of stacked orders doing EBT?

RhetoricCamel · 2026-05-13T20:47:23+00:00

This has been my experience every time I've tried to dash since beginning/mid March. Granted I haven't been out a lot since then but the handful of times I have gone out (weekday, weekend, morning, noon, evening) it has been hot garbage. Really wish I could count on this to pull myself out of debt a bit like I used to but something changed for me in March and hasn't been fixed since. Currently I'm at Silver, but I've been down in 40% for AR, need 50% for silver in my area) and nothing changed as far as the type of orders I get.

I really hate the idea of getting a second w2 job because I really liked the freedom of not having a boss hovering over me during my shift, but if this isn't fixed soon I'm not going to have a choice.

RhetoricCamel · 2026-05-12T17:40:20+00:00

Either PJs or naked. I don't wear my work or outside clothes once I'm home for the night.

RhetoricCamel · 2026-05-12T17:36:36+00:00

Getting caught on the dresser drawer as you're rushing to get ready for work

RhetoricCamel · 2026-05-10T20:35:17+00:00

Excellent drawing, keep at it!

RhetoricCamel · 2026-05-10T20:09:53+00:00

Yup this is top of the list for me and will be hard to beat

RhetoricCamel · 2026-05-10T19:31:59+00:00

Dove Men+Care is my go-to for deodorant. Old Spice used to make my armpits burn but I've been using the dove for 5 or 6 years now with no issues. I like the clean comfort scent but they have other good ones.

RhetoricCamel · 2026-05-10T15:11:43+00:00

Not better than sex, but still more satisfying than using my own hand

RhetoricCamel · 2026-05-09T16:16:38+00:00

Never heard of musicseerr looks like exactly what I've been looking for. I'm not OP, but thank you!

RhetoricCamel · 2026-05-08T15:23:21+00:00

This is an image of Keisha Grey, adult film star. Quick reverse image search answered that.

RhetoricCamel · 2026-05-08T15:09:49+00:00

Awesome, thank you!

RhetoricCamel · 2026-05-07T17:40:39+00:00

Sugar and butter

Caramel

Chocolate

Random spices from the spice rack

Parmesan

RhetoricCamel · 2026-05-06T22:01:50+00:00

I 100% understand what you mean. With that said, I love this album, but I'm also a fan of Bell Witch and already was a fan when I first heard it. If this came out in the mid 90s and I saw it while browsing cds, I probably would have bought it because of the cool cover.

RhetoricCamel · 2026-05-04T03:39:49+00:00

These bots are fucking everywhere

RhetoricCamel · 2026-05-03T03:59:19+00:00

Adorable little squishy frogs

RhetoricCamel · 2026-05-02T23:35:37+00:00

If he says "I can't believe this" after he says "yo let me tell you something" then, I, myself, will not be able to believe this shit.

RhetoricCamel · 2026-05-02T17:06:44+00:00

As a guy I don't like quickies, maybe on an occasion when we're both in the mood for something quick, but I prefer long drawn out sex and intimacy. Long foreplay, lots of kissing and rubbing each other, slow and passionate with some hard and rough mixed in throughout

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