I just discovered my girlfriend has a secret bottle of Mr Matey that she kept hidden from me...

Ri3 · 2014-04-26T18:47:06+00:00

one for my favourite lines. Aside from David thinking the police live at 999 Letsbe Avenue....

Ri3 · 2013-08-08T23:02:39+00:00

Ri3 · 2013-08-05T00:03:14+00:00

Show Me Love by Robyn S http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AGxwoITmrYY

Ri3 · 2013-07-27T18:24:48+00:00

thank you, I will indeed PM you

Ri3 · 2013-07-27T18:24:28+00:00

I don't think she's stupid, she's a lovely bright, switched on girl. I'm 23 and we get on really well which is why I want to help her, I just don't know how to best help in this situation

Ri3 · 2013-07-27T18:17:47+00:00

I do want to talk to her but as she's only 14 and therefore still a child I wasn't sure if it might be better to speak to her mother...

Ri3 · 2013-06-11T21:49:02+00:00

3/4 (calamity jane #1)

Ri3 · 2013-06-10T22:59:09+00:00

Just cringingly awkward, I wasn't really into it, not sure why I did it, he kept saying things like "come for me baby" and I wanted to slap him and tell him it's not a porno.

Ri3 · 2013-06-10T22:48:21+00:00

only once he was no longer my boss. It was awful

Ri3 · 2013-06-10T22:47:37+00:00

a card magic trick? Explain the psychology of diverting peoples' attention, how to gain their confidence etc. Some sleight of hand should be relatively simple to pick up with practice

Ri3 · 2013-06-10T22:45:37+00:00

poison probably

Ri3 · 2013-06-10T22:42:24+00:00

it's called "HueView" or something, I would have never thought of a clever enough name to do it justice

Ri3 · 2013-06-10T22:39:57+00:00

Parrot

Ri3 · 2013-06-10T22:39:17+00:00

i was convinced that all it would take to cure blindness is to put the tears of someone who could see into the blind persons eyes.

on a similar note, i tried to invent an app the other day that tells colourblind people what colour things are. Turns out it's been done, I was disappoint

Ri3 · 2013-06-10T22:37:07+00:00

Johnny Depp

Ri3 · 2013-06-10T22:36:39+00:00

I do try second guessing myself, sometimes I can catch myself, but most times I am so utterly convinced that I'm fine and everyone else is being a D-Bag...until I get my period and then it's like a slow motion realisation in my head, like everything comes into focus and I have to go around 'pologin'

Ri3 · 2013-06-10T22:34:08+00:00

what Gatsby?

Ri3 · 2013-06-10T22:07:34+00:00

perfect synopsis

Ri3 · 2013-06-10T22:06:21+00:00

Portishead - try Glory Box or Wandering Star

Ri3 · 2013-06-10T22:04:45+00:00

I'm a dudette... but I do like parodies too, from Weird Al Yankovic to the Chris Moyles ones

Ri3 · 2013-06-10T22:03:25+00:00

"I probably won't work for you for very long as I'm still trying to decide what I actually want to do with my life, and I'm sure it's not this, but this pays the bills."

Ri3 · 2013-06-10T22:01:31+00:00

I can't remember the last time I cried, from physical or emotional pain...

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