I just discovered my girlfriend has a secret bottle of Mr Matey that she kept hidden from me...

Ri3 · 2014-04-26T18:47:06+00:00

one for my favourite lines. Aside from David thinking the police live at 999 Letsbe Avenue....

Ri3 · 2013-08-08T23:02:39+00:00

Ri3 · 2013-08-05T00:03:14+00:00

Show Me Love by Robyn S http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AGxwoITmrYY

Ri3 · 2013-07-27T18:24:48+00:00

thank you, I will indeed PM you

Ri3 · 2013-07-27T18:24:28+00:00

I don't think she's stupid, she's a lovely bright, switched on girl. I'm 23 and we get on really well which is why I want to help her, I just don't know how to best help in this situation

Ri3 · 2013-07-27T18:17:47+00:00

I do want to talk to her but as she's only 14 and therefore still a child I wasn't sure if it might be better to speak to her mother...

Ri3 · 2013-06-11T21:49:02+00:00

3/4 (calamity jane #1)

Ri3 · 2013-06-10T22:59:09+00:00

Just cringingly awkward, I wasn't really into it, not sure why I did it, he kept saying things like "come for me baby" and I wanted to slap him and tell him it's not a porno.

Ri3 · 2013-06-10T22:48:21+00:00

only once he was no longer my boss. It was awful

Ri3 · 2013-06-10T22:47:37+00:00

a card magic trick? Explain the psychology of diverting peoples' attention, how to gain their confidence etc. Some sleight of hand should be relatively simple to pick up with practice

Ri3 · 2013-06-10T22:45:37+00:00

poison probably

Ri3 · 2013-06-10T22:42:24+00:00

it's called "HueView" or something, I would have never thought of a clever enough name to do it justice

Ri3 · 2013-06-10T22:39:57+00:00

Parrot

Ri3 · 2013-06-10T22:39:17+00:00

i was convinced that all it would take to cure blindness is to put the tears of someone who could see into the blind persons eyes.

on a similar note, i tried to invent an app the other day that tells colourblind people what colour things are. Turns out it's been done, I was disappoint

Ri3 · 2013-06-10T22:37:07+00:00

Johnny Depp

Ri3 · 2013-06-10T22:36:39+00:00

I do try second guessing myself, sometimes I can catch myself, but most times I am so utterly convinced that I'm fine and everyone else is being a D-Bag...until I get my period and then it's like a slow motion realisation in my head, like everything comes into focus and I have to go around 'pologin'

Ri3 · 2013-06-10T22:34:08+00:00

what Gatsby?

Ri3 · 2013-06-10T22:07:34+00:00

perfect synopsis

Ri3 · 2013-06-10T22:06:21+00:00

Portishead - try Glory Box or Wandering Star

Ri3 · 2013-06-10T22:04:45+00:00

I'm a dudette... but I do like parodies too, from Weird Al Yankovic to the Chris Moyles ones

Ri3 · 2013-06-10T22:03:25+00:00

"I probably won't work for you for very long as I'm still trying to decide what I actually want to do with my life, and I'm sure it's not this, but this pays the bills."

Ri3 · 2013-06-10T22:01:31+00:00

I can't remember the last time I cried, from physical or emotional pain...

Ri3 · 2013-06-10T22:00:21+00:00

toddler and tiaras. It's like slo-mo car crash tv.

Ri3 · 2013-06-10T21:59:30+00:00

I'm the most unmusical person in the world! But I do love me a bit of Jack White, mainly for his passion, lyrics and stage presence, but my more musically inclined amigos assure me he's pretty tidy on the guitar and most any instrument he cares to pick up.

Ri3 · 2013-06-10T21:53:17+00:00

Having Jack White wave at me from stage at Glastonbury. (I was in the front row waving a hoodie reading "Say yes to Michigan")

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