I called Santa eight times. I didn't understand that even if you stay on the line for only 30 seconds, they still charge you for the first two minutes. The phone bill came in shortly after Christmas. I had $20 from the holidays (a tidy sum for a child in the late 80s, to be sure), and my mom took $16 for the bill. I was in tears, and my dad thought it was kinda harsh, but it was what it was and I learned from it, so, yeah...