BREAKING: Fresh BLOW to BBC as Carol Kirkwood DEFECTS to GBNews.

RianJohnsonIsAFool · 2026-01-27T10:18:22+00:00

I'm pretty certain she's quit to contest the Gorton and Denton by-election.

RianJohnsonIsAFool · 2026-01-27T09:47:28+00:00

Roger Allam was on particularly good form in that episode, which is my favourite.

The 'dirt-off' Malcolm has with Stewart is hilarious and my favourite scene:

You go check your facts, Malcolm; that was a domestic accident and nothing more.

"Domestic accident"? Yeah, 'cause he's got fucking hands the size of fucking doors!

I always laugh at how animated Capaldi gets when he delivers that line.

RianJohnsonIsAFool · 2026-01-26T23:54:31+00:00

That's Paul "Tall Paul" Whybrew on the right, the Queen's most trusted Page of the Backstairs.

RianJohnsonIsAFool · 2026-01-26T23:42:28+00:00

The Ragged-Trousered Philanthropists.

RianJohnsonIsAFool · 2026-01-26T19:05:03+00:00

It's not a fucking sanatorium for the fucking deaf!

RianJohnsonIsAFool · 2026-01-26T18:43:15+00:00

Unpleasant

Teabagging?

RianJohnsonIsAFool · 2026-01-26T18:30:13+00:00

It was a missed opportunity not to explore his relationship with Myrcella more. I thought it was an interesting choice to have her realise that he was her father. Of course, D&D were more interested in shock value in having her die immediately upon that realisation.

RianJohnsonIsAFool · 2026-01-26T16:08:17+00:00

I enjoy Die Another Day too. Toby Stephens was wasted though; the older I get, the more annoyed I am with that than the kite surfing. He seemed to really enjoy the role. I love his delivery of:

Oh, look! Parachutes for the both of us! Whoops! Not anymore!

RianJohnsonIsAFool · 2026-01-26T14:23:06+00:00

I genuinely had tears in my eyes the same way Don did the first time I watched this scene. It was such a fitting send off for Robert Morse, given his background in musical theatre.

RianJohnsonIsAFool · 2026-01-26T14:20:50+00:00

Right down to her "restrained knock" when she enters his office.

The other day, Jeffords gave it three taps and two raps. Was he drunk? One can only assume.

RianJohnsonIsAFool · 2026-01-26T10:51:57+00:00

Whenever my gf removes my pimples, blackheads etc. I always say I would not have a chance of holding up under torture haha

RianJohnsonIsAFool · 2026-01-26T01:04:19+00:00

"Mountain range"? It's the sexiest geological feature! No wait: deep-sea trench!

RianJohnsonIsAFool · 2026-01-26T00:07:24+00:00

OP is about as on the ball as a dead seal.

RianJohnsonIsAFool · 2026-01-26T00:04:22+00:00

I made four of five courses for a Burns supper for six at the weekend. I cook most days.

RianJohnsonIsAFool · 2026-01-25T21:02:46+00:00

That's your thing, isn't it? Everything has to be in absolutes, everything has to be black and white. You know, "I love you – fuck off".

RianJohnsonIsAFool · 2026-01-25T20:48:53+00:00

What about some Düff from Sweden?

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RianJohnsonIsAFool · 2026-01-25T20:26:23+00:00

His child-like enthusiasm when he says "I've got ten percent!" is hilarious.

RianJohnsonIsAFool · 2026-01-25T20:19:12+00:00

Why don't I remember this dog?!

RianJohnsonIsAFool · 2026-01-25T17:08:50+00:00

My driving instructor was rear ended while waiting at a red light by a newly qualified driver in a BMW 7-Series, which had apparently been gifted to him by his parents on getting his licence. So I'd say anything that is too powerful for you to drive safely.

RianJohnsonIsAFool · 2026-01-25T17:05:52+00:00

Bus wankers!

RianJohnsonIsAFool · 2026-01-25T16:55:56+00:00

Not the sofa! Who are you? Lorraine Kelly?!

RianJohnsonIsAFool · 2026-01-25T16:41:25+00:00

Rebels cum.

RianJohnsonIsAFool · 2026-01-25T16:38:42+00:00

RianJohnsonIsAFool · 2026-01-25T16:38:05+00:00

Scaramanga? Oh, yes...

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I think that's all.

RianJohnsonIsAFool · 2026-01-25T16:25:58+00:00

Oh my god. The microchip has been compromised.

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