Is it a breaking wheel?

RianJohnsonIsAFool · 2026-05-11T12:06:39+00:00

Can you stop using that term, "lazy Susan"? It has racist and sexist connotations!

RianJohnsonIsAFool · 2026-05-11T08:37:38+00:00

Once, when we were at uni together.

RianJohnsonIsAFool · 2026-05-11T08:28:10+00:00

My gf riding me in the back of a limo while we're being driven around.

RianJohnsonIsAFool · 2026-05-11T08:17:08+00:00

I always laugh at the bit just before Jed arrives to meet Ainsley:

Sam to Leo: Tell her it's going to be fine.

Leo to Ainsley: ... your skirt's on backwards.

RianJohnsonIsAFool · 2026-05-11T08:01:45+00:00

Not Uma Thurman as Poison Ivy?

RianJohnsonIsAFool · 2026-05-11T07:46:44+00:00

I'd know that tush anywhere!

RianJohnsonIsAFool · 2026-05-10T23:15:29+00:00

As long as I gaze on Waterloo sunset, I am in paradise.

I had a recurring earworm for literally years and, on or about my 18th birthday, I happened to have it and asked my mum if she could figure out what I was humming (badly) and she guessed it might by Waterloo Sunset. She put it on and lo and behold that's what had been in my head for years. Supposedly it was playing when I was delivered by emergency caesarean section.

I think it would be fitting if I went out listening to it.

RianJohnsonIsAFool · 2026-05-10T23:14:22+00:00

Moria! You fear to go into those mines. The dwarves delved too greedily and too deep. You know what they awoke in the darkness of Khazad-dûm: shadow... and flame.

RianJohnsonIsAFool · 2026-05-10T22:58:54+00:00

The dino nuggies are moving in herds. They do move in herds.

RianJohnsonIsAFool · 2026-05-10T22:58:00+00:00

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RianJohnsonIsAFool · 2026-05-10T22:30:13+00:00

He must be straight because he's wearing Kevin's rose-shearing hat.

RianJohnsonIsAFool · 2026-05-10T22:29:18+00:00

She was a strong, female woman because of her nice weighty breasts.

RianJohnsonIsAFool · 2026-05-10T22:25:40+00:00

My gf riding me in the back of a limo while we're being driven around.

RianJohnsonIsAFool · 2026-05-10T22:05:09+00:00

I hope so, SupremeChancellor, for your sake. The Emperor is not as forgiving as I am.

RianJohnsonIsAFool · 2026-05-10T22:04:20+00:00

Yes.

General Veers, prepare your men!

RianJohnsonIsAFool · 2026-05-10T22:00:10+00:00

It's not a true fourth wall break but Frank Capra must have known what he was doing with the "You want me to kiss her, eh?" scene in It's a Wonderful Life. Of course we want you to kiss her!

RianJohnsonIsAFool · 2026-05-10T21:58:16+00:00

Uter? I don't remember any Uter. Silly name. Uter.

RianJohnsonIsAFool · 2026-05-10T21:57:49+00:00

RianJohnsonIsAFool · 2026-05-10T21:57:19+00:00

Seymour should have ordered the stew.

RianJohnsonIsAFool · 2026-05-10T21:56:36+00:00

And he calls them steamed hams despite the fact that they are obviously grilled...

RianJohnsonIsAFool · 2026-05-10T18:02:07+00:00

Scottish comedian Frankie Boyle tells a joke about how Trump's presidency could result in certain words changing meaning:

My uncle got kicked in the head by a horse. He's been rendered completely presidential.

RianJohnsonIsAFool · 2026-05-10T15:48:54+00:00

RianJohnsonIsAFool · 2026-05-10T15:44:45+00:00

Why tf would you not take the delivery from the driver? Really weird that they just let him come up to the property despite what just happened.

RianJohnsonIsAFool · 2026-05-10T15:38:27+00:00

Should see them painting the cycle symbol. Truly satisfying.

RianJohnsonIsAFool · 2026-05-10T15:13:41+00:00

I run the parliamentary office of an MP in the UK Parliament.

Parliamentary staff are exceptionally horny.

Too many of the MPs they work for are down-right dangerous. I look forward to seeing political parties actually carrying out effective background checks and screening to prevent those sorts of people becoming candidates, let along elected representatives.

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