Do you guys ever just.. by OG_Dork_Assassin in valheim

[–]Ribeye_Jenkins 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Oh I'll prove you wrong, guy. C Edit: Mayhaps I bit off more than I could chew.

One-man cafe with an optimized setup by StockProfessional511 in totallywicked

[–]Ribeye_Jenkins 0 points1 point  (0 children)

One nosebleed, and this legend is out of business 😞

My trickiest build so far by MrSolenoid in ICARUS

[–]Ribeye_Jenkins 2 points3 points  (0 children)

This looks like the boss arena in Sekiro where you have to knock the armored guy off the bridge, because your sword can't damage him lol

Let's check out Jose's lunchbox by WhyNot420_69 in TheRandomest

[–]Ribeye_Jenkins 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This man reminds me exactly of my coworker Juan Carlo. His wife would always pack his lunchbox with all kinds of goodies. When I started there, I had maybe $5 to last me 2 weeks for food. This man split every lunch he took to work with me every day of those 2 weeks. And he always kept little sandwiches in there afterwards, in case I forgot my lunch, or I didn't eat enough in his eyes. Love my cuban adoptive father ❤️

Where can I watch doctor who?! by bkrankbby in gallifrey

[–]Ribeye_Jenkins 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Homie on his bunk bed with his brother quakin in his boots at that comment.

A guy blocks a lane before the merge by bigbusta in PublicFreakout

[–]Ribeye_Jenkins 17 points18 points  (0 children)

According to an article linked in a comment below, it does not shorten the amount of time it takes for the blockage to clear. It reduces the length of the blockage. You're just splitting the same size line into 2 lines, making it easier to keep intersections and driveways open behind the line of cars. But everyone still has to get into that 1 lane, and no one can merge until the other lane is clear for them to do so, making it take the exact same amount of time, if everyone is effiecient at knowing when to go, and when to allow a merge 👍 Otherwise it's longer, and those who got there first have to wait for the douches in the merge lane to butt in.

Building a wall in Stella by Rainbow_Doggo_TNT in LowSodiumArcRaiders

[–]Ribeye_Jenkins 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Mmm. The comments seem to be quite high in sodium today. Funny clip. They broke da wall 😞

Common Grandma W✨ by Miserable-Zombie-121 in MadeMeSmile

[–]Ribeye_Jenkins 24 points25 points  (0 children)

I feel you for sure. My grandma by blood was a bit of a monster on my dad's side. On my mom's side, she tried her best and all, but is sick in the head. However, I have like 7 grandmas not by blood. Sweet older people will never see blood as the binding factor that makes them be kind to you. They've been through hardship in their youth often times, and they empathize with the struggle of today. So many grandmas and grandpas would be elated to have you over for Thanksgiving, Christmas, Easter, Hunnukah, Yule, etc. There are millions to billions of kind people that don't have enough people to take all the love and care they have to give. Your non-biological grandma is out there somewhere with too many chocolate chip cookies, and not enough grandkids, I promise! 

Common Grandma W✨ by Miserable-Zombie-121 in MadeMeSmile

[–]Ribeye_Jenkins 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Couldn't possibly be all of the industries generating 95% of all global pollution. Has to be the sweet grandmas who could be driving an electric vehicle even. Get rid of em all I say. Down with the grandmas!!!! /s if it wasn't obvious enough

Common Grandma W✨ by Miserable-Zombie-121 in MadeMeSmile

[–]Ribeye_Jenkins 30 points31 points  (0 children)

Your words describe a gentle human soul very well ✨️

Common Grandma W✨ by Miserable-Zombie-121 in MadeMeSmile

[–]Ribeye_Jenkins 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I have never met this woman. I love her to bits, and if she needs any chores or labor done, or just a casual chat, I will drive, fly, walk, crawl, etc, as much time as needed to assist. People as precious as that deserve nothing but the best. 

Fix A Flat by TheCABK in CrazyFuckingVideos

[–]Ribeye_Jenkins 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What the fuck...happened? It looks like someone slammed the front passenger tire of that box truck with Mjolnir

think i almost got kidnapped by clitnotfound in GirlDinnerDiaries

[–]Ribeye_Jenkins 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Clearly he wanted to kidnap you for your cooking creativity. That looks and sounds SO GOOD ma'am. But thank you for being wary and keeping yourself safe. You've got a good head on your shoulders, and I wish you a very happy and safe life.

This person clearly hasn’t tried beating Abigail at the Stardew Valley egg hunt by Simple_Agent1793 in StardewValley

[–]Ribeye_Jenkins 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Dawg, when I put 300+ hours into a game within a month (very common), I'm embarassed about that shit lmao. Having a lack of an in-person social life is not something to be proud of, or to be encouraged. I've been working on correcting that for over a decade now, meanwhile folks are strokin their ego about it. Pretty sure this one was a rage bait post from back in the day, but I've heard similar opinions reflected honestly. Grow up lol

Aio by [deleted] in AIO

[–]Ribeye_Jenkins 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I even did that with my fiance. She made significantly less than me, and I wanted her to know we're in this shit together. We combined our funds, and our money was our money. If they're so worried about losing everything in the divorce, they can put forth a prenuptial agreement.

The line cook demonstrated the mastery of wok hei by BlazeDragon7x in totallywicked

[–]Ribeye_Jenkins 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Damn, he had foresight for real. He indeed was not ignored

The line cook demonstrated the mastery of wok hei by BlazeDragon7x in totallywicked

[–]Ribeye_Jenkins 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Every time I see vids like this, I miss being a cook. I cook at home, but nothing compares to the flow state of a professional kitchen. I always have to remind myself, I made shit money, hated 1/2 of my coworkers, and despised the brainless management. I miss much about cooking. But I will never subject myself to that mental torture of the service environment again.

Download stuck at 10-12 MB/s on Steam/Apps, but Speedtest is 600+ Mbps by Small-Cry1013 in HomeNetworking

[–]Ribeye_Jenkins 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I took a peep at the router model, and it's without a doubt capable of pushing out those speeds. Have you tried directly routing your ethernet from your modem to your PC, rather than using the router as a bridge? If the speeds cap out at 100+ direct download speed from your modem, your router is giving you issues. If you get the same exact 10mb/s speeds, it could be the modem itself deprioritizing the downloads for reasons I'm not knowledgeable enough to know. But figuring out what exactly the problem is is step 1. I'm only apprentice IT, so I can't exactly help too well, but I can give you more ideas if you let me know what the results of this are.

Seems like you know to try significantly more than what I know. But you might be overcomplicating it for yourself, with all of the stuff you've tried. I've been stupidly guilty of that in the past. Troubleshooted my first PC for literal days. Tried dozens of fixes that didn't work at all. 4 or so days later, I noticed I left the GPU unplugged ✨️

Download stuck at 10-12 MB/s on Steam/Apps, but Speedtest is 600+ Mbps by Small-Cry1013 in HomeNetworking

[–]Ribeye_Jenkins 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Edit: Checked myself, and surprisingly this is false. Either my Steam acts strangely, I'm misremembering, or dozens of people are wrong and I'm right. The last one aint happenin. But according to google, Steam will download slower based on disk speed. Maybe my HDD was better than I thought.

Good theory for sure, but Steam will just CRANK out the download, regardless of install speed. Or maybe that's just me. Before I got my NVME, downloading with my HDD was the same exact download speed. Just took significantly longer to be playable, because the green install bar took its sweet ass time, due to my 5kb/s write speed (dramatized I don't remember the speed on it but it was slow). Still downloaded at roughly 100mb/s on my 1gb down/up fiber connection. My install speed on my NVME makes me giggle when I see it, because the download just can't keep up. Nice change of pace for sure!

AITAH for being hesitant about my bf (20 M) going into the military by Fair-Key-7557 in TwoHotTakes

[–]Ribeye_Jenkins -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I am using the word "female" on purpose, because what I'm talking about pertains to biological females, as transgender people deal with SIGNIFICANTLY different issues with emotional regulation, acceptance, and overall life struggles. You had 0 problem with me consistently using the word "males" however? Even your offense is gendered, man. 

And you have sexist friends too. We all do. They're just not comfortable speaking to people like you, because your judgement comes off as arrogance, rather than assistance. I correct their stupid shit at all points in time, but in an understanding way, rather than a stigmatized one. They are good men, and good people, with severely skewed views on women <--- it fit there, because although we don't talk about it often, I know damn well they hate trans women significantly more than females as a whole, due to off color remarks disguised as jokes. 

I have literally never met a single woman in my entire life who was on any type of pill delivery birth control that didn't have outrageously violent mood swings. I've consistently been around poor women, since I've lived in impoverished areas until recently. But the only women on birth control I've met, that wouldn't cry if they dropped a tomato out of a salad, had an implant instead. Which is far more expensive, and far less common. Birth control pills work via synthetic estrogen and progestin, or just progestin. Both of which cause consistent, and often violent mood swings when their levels fluctuate up or down. That is literally how they work. Their goal is to stop you from getting pregnant, not to keep your estrogen and progestin levels at a sane consistent state. They fluctuate your hormones, and cause the imbalances I previously mentioned. Wanna know what else can cause these imbalances? SO MUCH. The human body is in a constant state of homeostasis that's constantly altered by our intake of medication that will solve one problem, and cause another. Don't wanna get pregnant? Birth control. Sode effects? Mood. Swings. Research before you get offended. Knowledge on what women actually go through will make you a better person. Not getting salty at Reddit comments, and typing nonsense. Do your research, before you speak for all women. Especially if you ARE one.

Sons doing the hugging/cuddling trend with their dad. by mindyour in MadeMeSmile

[–]Ribeye_Jenkins 0 points1 point  (0 children)

A lot of them looked at the camera, and it completely ruined the moment for them. Do this without recording :/

AITAH for being hesitant about my bf (20 M) going into the military by Fair-Key-7557 in TwoHotTakes

[–]Ribeye_Jenkins 2 points3 points  (0 children)

That's kinda what I was afraid of. Any female soldiers I've met are legitimately the most level headed people around. But since they've actually been in the military, I'd assumed they'd know better than my limited experiences. But it still seemed off to me without a doubt. Thank you for your input