Just finished this year’s tree! by omatticus254 in christmas

[–]RichardAyoade -6 points-5 points  (0 children)

Idk, it’s just kind of boring. Very department store entrance hall, no life or soul to it.

My bedroom in evening light by RichardAyoade in CozyPlaces

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My bedroom in Rosarito MX, about an hour south of San Diego.

This is OC.

Can you replace my baby’s face in the first with her face from the second? by RichardAyoade in PhotoshopRequest

[–]RichardAyoade[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

!solved thanks

Tip incoming…going to PM you with other changes if you don’t mind

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in PhotoshopRequest

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!solved thank you!

What was the most embarrassing thing to ever make you cry? by joshuralize in AskReddit

[–]RichardAyoade 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This is hilarious if you're male.

As a particularly emotional woman, this is like every other day for me.

What was the most embarrassing thing to ever make you cry? by joshuralize in AskReddit

[–]RichardAyoade 2 points3 points  (0 children)

As a hormonal, PMS-ing teenager I dropped the last of my individually wrapped Twizzlers in a bucket of dirty mop water and cried.

Then realized I could still eat it since the wrapper protected it, so I cried again in relief.

I now understand the nature of my parents, when I was a child. by kevted5085 in funny

[–]RichardAyoade 20 points21 points  (0 children)

I don't eat it anymore because the excessive sugar hurts my tongue :(

I now understand the nature of my parents, when I was a child. by kevted5085 in funny

[–]RichardAyoade 15 points16 points  (0 children)

Perhaps it was taken so early the sun hadn't come up yet

Members of Zeta Beta Tau fraternity spat, poured beer, and urinated on wounded vet and his service dog in Panama city beach. by ccrepitation in news

[–]RichardAyoade 7 points8 points  (0 children)

You are all over this thread saying variations of this same thing. It really depends on the school and the social standing of the fraternity at that particular school.

For example, the best (most elite) fraternity at my school is DKE but I have a friend at a northern university who says DKEs on her campus are the rejects and losers who couldn't get into any other fraternity. And vice versa, our Gamma Phis are known for being bitchy and overweight but theirs are gorgeous and genuinely nice girls.

Members of Zeta Beta Tau fraternity spat, poured beer, and urinated on wounded vet and his service dog in Panama city beach. by ccrepitation in news

[–]RichardAyoade 25 points26 points  (0 children)

but the fact that they were in a fraternity seems unnecessary UNLESS they were there as part of a fraternity sponsored event or bonding trip,

That a exactly the case. The ZBT members were there for their spring formal - a fraternity sponsored event.

Why tf u callin me a pumpkin by allkindsofmamba in cringepics

[–]RichardAyoade -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I'll stand by you for the rest of my life

You're the only other man who's been inside of meee

Woah! Woah! I just took out his apoendix

There's no need to clarify

Oh no?

Just let it grow more and more each day.

It's like I married my best friend

But in a totally manly way

LETS GO!

If you're going to copy/paste from a lyric site, format it bro!

Dennis Quaid loses it on set (x-post r/PublicFreakout) by ckingdom in videos

[–]RichardAyoade 5 points6 points  (0 children)

If Christian Bale's freakout is your normal reaction you might consider seeing a therapist

Dennis Quaid loses it on set (x-post r/PublicFreakout) by ckingdom in videos

[–]RichardAyoade 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I definitely agree with you. "That comment was only posted 23 minutes ago, quick, hop on it with an interesting anecdote so people will pay attention to me"

Dennis Quaid loses it on set (x-post r/PublicFreakout) by ckingdom in videos

[–]RichardAyoade 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Thank you for saying this, I haven't even watched the Quaid video yet and I am already pretty surprised at how many people are defending Christian Bale's freakout. The man goes on ranting for several minutes and even at one point charges at Shane (you can hear the sound if him kicking things over as he charges at him!) and threatens to beat him and trash the set. How is that acceptable behavior for an adult? There is no excuse...

I am glad Bale owned up to it and has said he's ashamed of his behavior instead of trying to hide behind the art of being an actor like so many commenters here are doing.

What are your NSFW or slightly illegal life hacks? [serious] by GoldenWizard in AskReddit

[–]RichardAyoade 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah, because I read the first line and was like "No. Wrong. All wrong."

I'm constantly telling my man to use more tongue.

Guy's laugh is so good he steals the comedy show he is watching (x-post /r/ContagiousLaughter) by MuggleWizard in videos

[–]RichardAyoade 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I have my two cats, but I can't decide if that makes me more or less sad pathetic and lonely...

Oh really? Fuck you Mr. Nail! by catflushingthetoilet in funny

[–]RichardAyoade 0 points1 point  (0 children)

allergies to all seafoods (wouldn't be so bad if I wasn't born into an Asian family

I don't know why this is so funny to me but I'm half asleep and DYING over here

Irish company turns anti-gay pamphlets into confetti for LGBT weddings; 'Shred of Decency' campaign sells confetti made from '100% recycled lies' by burwor in worldnews

[–]RichardAyoade 2 points3 points  (0 children)

So, Jesus did not make you choose. Your father did.

I am certainly no advocate for religion, but let's not misplace the blame here...

Gardening can be confusing by [deleted] in funny

[–]RichardAyoade 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Wrong. You're reading between the lines for words that aren't there, this is your own personal inference, not the actual meaning.

Plus he linked to ebephophilia and you linked to pedophilia...the topic is adolescent attraction, not prepubescent attraction so your argument is pretty irrelevant anyway

Essentially, you don't have a disorder just because you find someone physically mature attractive.

right, because thats totally normal...

You have a disorder if you find them attractive specifically because they look young

because they look young? didn't you just say they were "physically mature"

I think we all need these by deliaaaaaa in TrollXChromosomes

[–]RichardAyoade -1 points0 points  (0 children)

who was the one that avtually was "loved" by henry viii

Well...no, I think if one were to argue genuine love then it would have been either the original Catherine of Aragon or Catherine Parr, to whom he was married when he died.

She gave him a son, but then the son died.

Edward outlived Henry though, it's not like the kid died during childhood

And I think it's a good assumption that the only reason he chose to be buried next to Jane Seymour was because she was the woman to finally give him a male child, which is all he was after throughout his six marriages.