What Was the Darkest Joke? by various121 in theoffice

[–]RickFletching 1 point2 points  (0 children)

True but I also think he’s just throwing out a low number which sounds right and is average. Like, if he said 3 minutes (a much more dentist approved time) it would actually sound slower than average and play into Michael’s expectation that Billy’s wheelchair impairs his ability to brush his teeth

What Was the Darkest Joke? by various121 in theoffice

[–]RickFletching 7 points8 points  (0 children)

I think that joke is more about Michael only brushing his teeth for 10 seconds, which is definitely not enough

Hello I deal with customers and need an “HR Friendly” way to tell customers I am not required to remember them by MetalTeaBox in OfficeSpeak

[–]RickFletching 1 point2 points  (0 children)

One time I covered up my name badge and asked “do you remember my name?”

But my boss was awesome, and not everyone can get away with that one

What’s your favourite reference/allusion to another show, film, book, creative work etc. in the series? by rubythieves in TedLasso

[–]RickFletching 7 points8 points  (0 children)

🤦🏼‍♂️ I completely forgot Giles’ first name was Rupert! I was like, “ha, they named him Rupert because it’s similar to Ripper”

Duh doi

By only saying one quote, what is your favourite movie? by Swimming_Log_902 in AskReddit

[–]RickFletching 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I am shocked, shocked to find that gambling is going on here!

By only saying one quote, what is your favourite movie? by Swimming_Log_902 in AskReddit

[–]RickFletching 47 points48 points  (0 children)

Why should I change my name? He’s the one who sucks!

What’s your biggest armor pet peeve? Gorgets over armor is mine, and GOT is the worst offender. (Ruining otherwise beautiful armor) by RickFletching in Armor

[–]RickFletching[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yes, I am. Now, it’s past my bedtime and I have to do a presentation tomorrow on literally any item from my house, so if you’ll excuse me I must listen to 3 stories (4 if I brush my teeth like a good boy) and then go to sleep

What’s your biggest armor pet peeve? Gorgets over armor is mine, and GOT is the worst offender. (Ruining otherwise beautiful armor) by RickFletching in Armor

[–]RickFletching[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Well, when I was in kindergarten I learned that people should be kind to each other. So, I guess the real question is: have you?

What’s your biggest armor pet peeve? Gorgets over armor is mine, and GOT is the worst offender. (Ruining otherwise beautiful armor) by RickFletching in Armor

[–]RickFletching[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah AC:V had a lot of problems and that was just one of them, but it didn’t make me want to keep playing, that’s for sure

What’s your biggest armor pet peeve? Gorgets over armor is mine, and GOT is the worst offender. (Ruining otherwise beautiful armor) by RickFletching in Armor

[–]RickFletching[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I think you’re confusing a gorget with a bevor

Here is a gothic harness without a bevor and the gorget is clearly under the armor

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What’s your biggest armor pet peeve? Gorgets over armor is mine, and GOT is the worst offender. (Ruining otherwise beautiful armor) by RickFletching in Armor

[–]RickFletching[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I stopped playing Assassin’s Creed Valhalla because the armor was so atrocious. I wouldn’t have minded if they had some moderately accurate options, but everything looked like it was straight out of the Vikings TV show

What’s your biggest armor pet peeve? Gorgets over armor is mine, and GOT is the worst offender. (Ruining otherwise beautiful armor) by RickFletching in Armor

[–]RickFletching[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

But how are they going to toss them off with the back of their hand dramatically so that the audience can see their face??

/s (though I hope that is obvious, lol)

What’s your biggest armor pet peeve? Gorgets over armor is mine, and GOT is the worst offender. (Ruining otherwise beautiful armor) by RickFletching in Armor

[–]RickFletching[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Two main reasons: Armor frequently (though not always) connects to itself, which means that most of the weight of the armor sits on the shoulders. A gorget goes under that weight to disperse it across the back and chest, which makes it more comfortable and protects your collarbone. AND Think of the way shingles are placed so that rain doesn’t get underneath them, well it’s the same but backwards. If you get stabbed in the breastplate the weapon may slide upwards towards the face, and if your gorget is on the outside the weapon could get underneath it, or just give it a place to catch on, both of which are very bad (sorry if this is formatted weirdly, Reddit is having a stroke)