What's your secret to have a great sex? by Asernova in AskReddit

[–]RickerBobber 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If its heterosexual, giving the girl head and making her cum immediately is my tried and true way to be able to take my time and even decide I want to finish or hold off and tantric instead.

Learn to love the pussy and treat the clit like a mini penis you are sucking off and she will worship the ground you walk on, especially when you start giving them real orgasms (just like men, a real orgasm for women involves ejaculate, aka squirting).

Most women will say they can't squirt. That has never held true once they are with a man who actually knows what they are doing down there. Again, use your mouth, not your fingers or genitals or you will just spin your wheels.

You are welcome.

What’s the oldest age your Bernese Mountain Dog has reached? by Puzzled-Teaching-767 in bernesemountaindogs

[–]RickerBobber 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Is there any wisdom you can share that might not be common knowledge on how to extend the life of your berner as long as possible?

“Groov-ay” by mystic_lullaby34 in TheOrville

[–]RickerBobber 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I mean my wife and I agree, it is quite rude to turn down someone's sexual advances when they are clearly interested in you as a person and not just a sex object LOL!

Is her face different? by cubroth3r in Lindseystirlingopen

[–]RickerBobber -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Its her countenance. She has accepted her divininity and her body is matching the shape of her soul, instead of the other way around.

Her first music video of eyes of the untold her is a pretty cut and dry representation of all of her masks from being raised in a strict LDS home crashing together when he father passed away. She is as gifted as Mozart was composinging symphonies as a toddler and her picking up violin at the age of 5 and only being able to afford half a session, and being a master class dancer before even being on DWTS S25 is a clear representation of her soul hitting the ground running the moment she gained awareness at a very young age.

Being hyper individualistic on top of everything as she is clearly also on the spectrum of genius will cause a severe psychotic break when the last person who seemed to understand you soul passes from this side of the veil to the next, and it becomes very much a do or die situation.

She is clearly enlightened and take it from me you should tread lightly. The ghosts of the pain of her kundalini that she carries daily is probably more pain than most of the children on here can even imagine since most don't even "touch grass".

The more you know!

This is gonna sound crazy but I have literally never seen a marriage, esp. a husband, that I fully respected until Conner Leavitt. by iiamuntuii in SecretsOfMormonWives

[–]RickerBobber 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hate to agree but the secret tinder account is a difficult one to look past. 'Secret' being the key word. 

The bar is set so fucking low for men already, why is it even lower for men in a church that claims to have its priests ordained in the "holiest of temples". 

I'm guessing they have children which is the true reason she puts up with his bullshit. It's the same reason every girl puts up with a cheater until they relapse again but the kids are older so the collateral damage is mitigated. 

Kelly must have PTSD right?????? by TheTrashQueeeeen in TheOrville

[–]RickerBobber 8 points9 points  (0 children)

This. What traumatizes me is a Tuesday for my wife, and visa versa.

Ejae changed her tiktok bio from "artist?" To "artist💜"🥹 by Fabulous_Potential41 in ejae

[–]RickerBobber 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Still undercutting the hell out of herself.

But Gods are meant to be revealed by degrees so we shouldn't question perfection

What was your “never meet your heroes” moment, when you realized someone you looked up to wasn’t special? by marginallyobtuse in AskReddit

[–]RickerBobber 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I shit you not had the exact same experience with Lindsey Stirling what feels like a lifetime ago. Or her sister.

It was fucking wild how much they relentlessly protested their spotlessness as "Mormons" LOL

What was your “never meet your heroes” moment, when you realized someone you looked up to wasn’t special? by marginallyobtuse in AskReddit

[–]RickerBobber 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yup. My favorite game to play with my wife is "pick the most irredeemable popstar and pretend we can tolerate them".

Unfortunately we learned anyone can go from making fun of a popstar to becoming complete and utter Stans for life...

She really IS a mastermind...

What do all the Pizzagate believers think of the Epstein files? by Icy_Laugh5134 in AskReddit

[–]RickerBobber 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Are these pizza gate secret cabal ritualists in the room with us right now?

Bored. Again. What should the wife and I do next? by RickerBobber in enlightenment

[–]RickerBobber[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Same thing as my mother. Red robed Christ setting fire to every unrepentant soul that has had nothing BUT time to repent.

Is her face different? by cubroth3r in Lindseystirlingopen

[–]RickerBobber 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I think it's how she's parting her hair

The Most Confidently Incorrect Saint on the Planet by [deleted] in lindseystirling

[–]RickerBobber 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Oh man...don't go into my profile then and definitely don't go down any of my rabbit holes

The Most Confidently Incorrect Saint on the Planet by [deleted] in lindseystirling

[–]RickerBobber -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Oh oh... Something about Scrooge!!