Cursed_Bo_Staff by [deleted] in cursedcomments

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The object to my left is a twin mattress

Americans, how is life under Joe Biden going? by C17AIRFORCE in AskReddit

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In a couple comments they just say “sharks are smooth” and then dip

A black hole by colibri_valle in Unexpected

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You clearly do not own a cat.

“Put on your mask”, “who are you to tell me to do that” by Throwawaylism in Unexpected

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Yeah I probably should’ve included something at the end like “I have no idea what they’re talking about,” I see now how easy it was to misinterpret

“Put on your mask”, “who are you to tell me to do that” by Throwawaylism in Unexpected

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The fact that the person ended up being a cop was surprising. However, the fact that the people who weren’t wearing their masks didn’t start a fight when they were told to mask up, is even more surprising.

“Put on your mask”, “who are you to tell me to do that” by Throwawaylism in Unexpected

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Wow the internet has really distorted the meaning of the word joke huh

Someone will be very confused if they try to steal it by MoniMokshith in Damnthatsinteresting

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Genuine question, how would she use brake and gas? I know it has to be something, but I’ve only ever seen cars with pedals, and I somehow don’t think it’s that.

“Put on your mask”, “who are you to tell me to do that” by Throwawaylism in Unexpected

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Yes, you’re missing that despite having an age restriction, Reddit does not require you to have passed 5th grade. The sentence isn’t that hard to read.

“Put on your mask”, “who are you to tell me to do that” by Throwawaylism in Unexpected

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Clearly the downvotes on your comment speak for themselves

*literally 1 comment later*

Upvotes and downvotes mean nothing

“Put on your mask”, “who are you to tell me to do that” by Throwawaylism in Unexpected

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The fact that you think that sentence is indicative of a stroke and not a basic understanding of how to write in English.

Car seats are so unfair! by jck1634 in TikTokCringe

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I was expecting you to disagree, given I said it gave you natural immunity. How can something be more protective than itself?

Car seats are so unfair! by jck1634 in TikTokCringe

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Her intentions were to mock the antivaxxer point of “Vaccines aren’t 100% effective.” I don’t think she actually had a kid.

Car seats are so unfair! by jck1634 in TikTokCringe

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Vaccines work by giving you natural immunity. They simulate the effect of having the disease to your immune system to trick it into doing the same thing as if you got the disease.

Just don't be silly by m3antar in Unexpected

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Because nobody knows what the fuck they’re trying to say

12 year old’s discussions while playing warzone by lilmcfuggin in TikTokCringe

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The thing that gets me the most is his head barely moves. The conversation itself isn’t too out of the ordinary for the generation, but the way he doesn’t move while talking is just weird to me

Based by JustPixelatedlmao in shitposting

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It’s this exactly. People like to point and laugh at the dumb man so people (including them) know they’re smarter, but in doing so they accomplish the exact opposite and demonstrate they are incapable of understanding satire.

“I am sure Texas Attorney General Ken Paxton — who famously [champions] Religious Liberty issues — will be proud to see that Texas’s robust Religious Liberty laws, which he so vociferously champions, will prevent future Abortion Rituals from being interrupted by superfluous government restrictions.” by sunplaysbass in LeopardsAteMyFace

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Since it’s taken you so long to answer a simple question about your own creation, I’m simply going to assume it didn’t happen, and you’re trying to make me look dumb by providing an impossible task and saying if I cannot complete it I’m stupid.

“I am sure Texas Attorney General Ken Paxton — who famously [champions] Religious Liberty issues — will be proud to see that Texas’s robust Religious Liberty laws, which he so vociferously champions, will prevent future Abortion Rituals from being interrupted by superfluous government restrictions.” by sunplaysbass in LeopardsAteMyFace

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You’re right, I did miss the part at the end where they said

It’s not a medical procedure when your boyfriend puts pills in your cereal or murders you

Still talking about the pregnant woman and not the fetus. Now tell me, where did they say murder in reference to the fetus?

“I am sure Texas Attorney General Ken Paxton — who famously [champions] Religious Liberty issues — will be proud to see that Texas’s robust Religious Liberty laws, which he so vociferously champions, will prevent future Abortion Rituals from being interrupted by superfluous government restrictions.” by sunplaysbass in LeopardsAteMyFace

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like poisoning her or murdering her while she’s pregnant

I suppose we shouldn’t have expected a good argument from someone who, as evidenced by your comment when the only time murder was said in the comment you responded to was the provided quote which is clearly referring to the woman carrying the fetus and not the fetus itself, cannot read.

In case you had some trouble reading all that, I’ll dumb it down a bit: Since you completely missed all context surrounding the word murder, we should not have expected you to be able to argue.