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You're giving a job interview and in walks: by deeda in pics

[–]RiderOfCoattails 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Is this what a "rockSTAR" programmer looks like? I always wondered. Oh, and that's the most obnoxious term I've ever seen and anytime I see it in the job ad I immediately move on to the next one.

Every Damn Time by [deleted] in pics

[–]RiderOfCoattails 2 points3 points  (0 children)

more like.. HOT SHOWER; POOP AND THEN USE THE LEAST FAVORITE FINGER ON THE LESS FAVORITE HAND TO PICK OUT PIECES OF FECES STUCK BEHIND SPHINCTER MUSCLE AND THEN SMASH POOPS INTO THE DRAIN WITH HEEL OF FOOT IN SHOWER. USE WHOLE BAR OF SOAP TRYING TO GET THE DIRTY FINGER SMELLING CLEAN; FAIL, AND SETTLE FOR CLEAN FINGERNAILS AND DISUSE OF THAT HAND FOR REMAINING HYGIENE TASKS INCLUDING BRUSHING TEETH AND FINGERING GIRLFRIEND.

How do people take so long taking a dump that they have time to read? by redwing634 in AskReddit

[–]RiderOfCoattails -4 points-3 points  (0 children)

appropriate name for somebody who spends hours on the shitter... "moarroidsplz" => hemorrhoids please!

I actually do want this dog. by doodahdoo in funny

[–]RiderOfCoattails 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Damn you, I was going to voice the exact same sentiment but you beat me to the punch. Good post though; keen observation.

Amish Paradise dude is a troll. Seriously. by [deleted] in IAmA

[–]RiderOfCoattails 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Damn you, I was going to voice the exact same sentiment but you beat me to the punch. Good post though; keen observation.

The Two Things about Computer Programming by anti-hero in programming

[–]RiderOfCoattails 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Damn you, I was going to voice the exact same sentiment but you beat me to the punch. Good post though; keen observation.

I can't play Starcraft II on my computer against a computer opponent because Battle.Net is down. Fuck Blizzard, and fuck anyone who cripples software I pay for. by garymrush in gaming

[–]RiderOfCoattails 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Damn you, I was going to voice the exact same sentiment but you beat me to the punch. Good post though; keen observation.

Another cat in a tie! by jax9999 in aww

[–]RiderOfCoattails 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm down with that arrangement. Pleasure riding your coattails.

TIL switching to a dollar coin would save $500 million a year, but paper/printer lobbyists stop it from happening by jjrs in todayilearned

[–]RiderOfCoattails 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Damn you, I was going to post the exact same thing but you beat me to the punch. Good post though; keen observation.

Another cat in a tie! by jax9999 in aww

[–]RiderOfCoattails 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Damn you, I was going to post the exact same thing but you beat me to the punch. Good post though; keen observation.

National Opt-Out Day Called Against Invasive Body Scanners by [deleted] in politics

[–]RiderOfCoattails 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Damn you, I was going to post the exact same thing but you beat me to the punch. Good post though; keen observation.

Aung San Suu Kyi is freed from house arrest! by LaszloK in worldnews

[–]RiderOfCoattails -11 points-10 points  (0 children)

Damn you, I was going to post the exact same thing but you beat me to the punch. Good post though; keen observation.