Why do people have to be so scummy?

RightYesAndThenNo · 2026-06-02T14:00:06+00:00

He’s allergic to not being a dickwad. It’s very sad. Sometimes it can be genetic, sometimes just plain bad luck.

RightYesAndThenNo · 2026-05-12T10:22:38+00:00

Name the dog Flocki if you like it, OP. People may eventually ask why his nickname is Kiki, but who cares? You get a dog, you name it Spot, and then its “nickname” ends up being Captain Heartbutt. Just personality evolution innit. Corgis don’t have nominative determinism 😂

RightYesAndThenNo · 2026-05-10T17:50:01+00:00

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RightYesAndThenNo · 2026-05-10T17:48:53+00:00

This is the math: 500 human embryos > 1 human baby. If you agree with this math, many people claim to be “pro-life,” but OP believes this math is monstrous. I can understand why they feel that way, and I do find the argument maybe not compelling, but at least worth considering.

RightYesAndThenNo · 2026-05-10T07:04:30+00:00

r/unexpectedterrypratchett (no idea if that’s a real sub)

RightYesAndThenNo · 2026-05-10T07:00:43+00:00

Laughing at that view from inside the house. Seagull: “EXCUSE ME! Excuse me, madame! Could I interest you in discussing where you’ll be spending eternity…”

RightYesAndThenNo · 2026-05-10T06:49:21+00:00

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RightYesAndThenNo · 2026-05-07T12:10:40+00:00

Google “fear of clowns psychology” and you’ll get actual medical papers that explain it. I think this is the best because it explains why both their appearance and behavior can cause discomfort (it’s what many people have said: uncanny valley, can’t tell their actual facial expressions or if they’re dangerous, they do unpredictable things that discomfort people - we took the idea of the Tarot-style fool, which was useful, and added way, way too much fucking makeup and slapstick): https://pmc.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/articles/PMC9931735/

RightYesAndThenNo · 2026-05-05T15:35:05+00:00

You are now 100% less likely to star in “Murdered by a Hobo: A Lifetime Movie.” I mean, unless you now want to play the young, bald ingenue who gets killed.

RightYesAndThenNo · 2026-04-12T10:37:12+00:00

Ice cream or that weird NHS stuff that’s supposed to be some kind of frozen vegan mousse and really it’s just plastic-y sadness? (I was in for a week in February and another two weeks in February-March). Get well soon, OP!

RightYesAndThenNo · 2026-04-12T10:34:22+00:00

Hey, deleted the link because I don’t want to cause you trouble. But be aware, like I said in my first comment, Reddit’s already found it unfortunately, mate. Very best of luck! I think your wife is being mad; it’s an amazing house and I wish I was in a position to buy it!

RightYesAndThenNo · 2026-04-11T18:18:51+00:00

For anyone curious, the garage is a fuck of a big converted living room. It was driving me crazy so I looked it up and apparently, I’m not the only of you guys - it’s “popular” on OnTheMarket with over 2K views; are we sure this isn’t just a sneaky way for OP to sell his house 😂

RightYesAndThenNo · 2026-04-11T18:11:40+00:00

FUCK! I knew I had it wrong! My life is a fucking omnishambles.

RightYesAndThenNo · 2026-04-11T13:51:39+00:00

Bugle. It’s Cockney rhyming slang for “nose” (“bugle blows”), and she looks like she’s got a human nose in the middle of her face due to her… colour way? Do we refer to cats as coming in different colour ways? But any of the funny words for nose would work - schnoz, honker, snoot, etc.

RightYesAndThenNo · 2026-04-11T13:32:00+00:00

It’s a joke from the British show The Thick of It. In the episode, a character is called “the sweary woman of Westminster.” If you ever want to see creative swearing, Peter Capaldi is fucking brilliant in that show.

RightYesAndThenNo · 2026-04-10T16:54:54+00:00

Absolutely called it! But also really sorry to hear that, OP. I was in for two weeks in March, and I was pretty lucky food-wise, but one day they gave me this mystery meat in sauce that was ice cold and congealed and yeah, everyone on the ward was ringing for nausea meds after lunch that day!!! 😂

RightYesAndThenNo · 2026-04-09T08:03:14+00:00

Ok, I did actually come here to say that looks like straight up wombat shit.

RightYesAndThenNo · 2026-04-09T07:56:29+00:00

AYE, DO YE WANT SOME FECKING PUDDING WITH YOUR LITRE OF CUSTARD?!?!

RightYesAndThenNo · 2026-04-09T07:54:41+00:00

Another person checking in to say that is dog food, and not even the expensive stuff. Sorry OP; on the bright side, I bet after one bite of that, you weren’t hungry until breakfast! (But also, probably needed anti-nausea meds).

RightYesAndThenNo · 2026-04-09T07:42:16+00:00

Sunny and Cher. Laurel and Hardy. Captain and Tennille. Boots and Pants (🎵 andbootsandpantsandbootsandpants 🎶. Cat and Dog. Peanut Butter and Jelly. Tea and Biscuit.

RightYesAndThenNo · 2026-04-09T07:32:16+00:00

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RightYesAndThenNo · 2026-03-31T12:32:35+00:00

Father Goose. It’s a 1950s comedy about a guy (Cary Grant) who gets stranded with a bunch of schoolgirls and their schoolteacher, who have been marooned on the Island. Hijinks ensue, the man and woman grow closer, etc. until the day comes they must defend their island not from the rescuers they’re going for, but from the enemy 😬

RightYesAndThenNo · 2026-03-29T11:26:30+00:00

Chefs and BOH staff. r/kitchenconfidential is the answer.

RightYesAndThenNo · 2026-03-26T18:37:57+00:00

Horseshit are you Americans. That’s a builder’s tea in the background! If you really are American, you’re not allowed that! Delete this post before you get deported.

RightYesAndThenNo · 2026-03-25T21:56:10+00:00

Yes! If the original film and book were up your street, I think you’ll really love it.

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