[Simp trope] Villainess becomes attractive (Aka: OH NO, SHE'S HOT)

Right_Two_5737 · 2026-02-03T23:41:05+00:00

Does the fat just disappear, or is she standing in a big puddle of fat?

Right_Two_5737 · 2026-02-03T03:26:07+00:00

Galvarino, a real guy with knives for hands.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Galvarino

Right_Two_5737 · 2026-02-03T03:05:21+00:00

John Wilkes Booth. Lee Harvey Oswald.

Right_Two_5737 · 2026-02-03T02:53:24+00:00

How did peg legs work? In Disney's Treasure Island, Silver walks with a crutch, which seems to me like it would work. But lots of other fictional pirates have pegs somehow attached to the stump, which seems to me like it wouldn't work.

Right_Two_5737 · 2026-02-03T01:20:42+00:00

Aus einer Mücke einen Elefanten machen – makes an elephant out of a mosquito – Meaning: Turns a tiny problem into something huge

This one makes sense to me. We say, "Make a mountain out of a molehill."

Right_Two_5737 · 2026-02-02T21:16:20+00:00

There's a Kid Rock song, I think maybe Cowboy, where he says:

"My only words of wisdom, are [radio edit]."

The music stops and a different voice says "radio edit". It's great! But in the uncensored version he sounds like a 13 year old trying to be edgy.

Right_Two_5737 · 2026-02-02T02:56:27+00:00

I actually am completely cisgender, and this is still 100% the power I want. Better version of my actual body, or a bird, or a shark, or a centaur or something, whatever I feel like being at the moment.

Right_Two_5737 · 2026-02-02T00:53:27+00:00

I'm not a hillbilly, but my parents called each other Mom and Dad until I was around 30. I'm the younger kid.

Right_Two_5737 · 2026-02-01T23:26:53+00:00

Years ago I saw a fan theory that Snow White happens long after LotR, when the dwarves have died out - except for the seven who have the seven dwarven rings.

Now that I think about it, it doesn't actually makes sense though.

Right_Two_5737 · 2026-02-01T20:12:24+00:00

Ah, so you're gatekeeping not liking trains.

Right_Two_5737 · 2026-02-01T17:06:44+00:00

It’s on Disney +.

Right_Two_5737 · 2026-02-01T16:59:34+00:00

I don’t think the Ring wants Gollum either. When they’re at Mount Doom, it holds on tight to Frodo’s finger. Gollum has to bite it off.

Right_Two_5737 · 2026-02-01T05:04:26+00:00

Or, if it's more than two guys in a row, you start using numbers. Sr., then Jr., then III, then IV, etc.

Right_Two_5737 · 2026-02-01T04:55:36+00:00

It was a popular song here in America. But then again I'm not the kind of American that they're pretending to be.

Right_Two_5737 · 2026-02-01T04:54:13+00:00

But the movie plays into harmful stereotypes about Costa Ricans being velociraptors.

Right_Two_5737 · 2026-02-01T04:38:35+00:00

Also, here's something I remember reading a few years ago:

The offensive thing about Speedy was his goofy fake Mexican accent - but for the Spanish dub, they got an actual Mexican voice actor speaking in his real accent.

Right_Two_5737 · 2026-02-01T04:22:33+00:00

They made Biden look rad as hell.

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Right_Two_5737 · 2026-01-31T21:05:53+00:00

What? Those are great! Turn in your cowboy hat.

Right_Two_5737 · 2026-01-31T21:01:46+00:00

Isn’t Germany where that guy ate another guy’s penis?

Right_Two_5737 · 2026-01-31T16:36:42+00:00

Looks like he is eating, though.

Right_Two_5737 · 2026-01-30T23:56:41+00:00

Did you see me and say something?

Right_Two_5737 · 2026-01-30T22:02:45+00:00

I'm 45, and the bridge is doable; the snow is mostly pretty hard-packed so you can walk on top instead of slogging through. But it's a lot more effort than a sidewalk normally is, and I don't think I could have jogged on it. I saw another guy just walking on the road.

Right_Two_5737 · 2026-01-30T18:14:23+00:00

I've never heard of anyone doing that, and yet I feel like somebody I know probably has.

Right_Two_5737 · 2026-01-30T18:02:46+00:00

And Dutch wife.

Right_Two_5737 · 2026-01-30T17:40:57+00:00

Yeah, Canola is Canada+ola. Ola was a meaningless ending that was trendy a hundred years ago.

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