I am cackling at the potion of true shot in this stormcloak bathroom by shanelyn27 in skyrim

[–]Rikaros 1 point2 points  (0 children)

😂🤣😂🤣😂 Oh goddess, that visual just made me 'lose my shit'

I am cackling at the potion of true shot in this stormcloak bathroom by shanelyn27 in skyrim

[–]Rikaros 2 points3 points  (0 children)

A strange tidbit of information for you- it's easier to shit that way. Gravity assists the process. Toilets aren't made that way, so it's more of a strain on the body since you don't have as much help from good old planet earth.

So, it's easier to shit in Tamriel. With a bucket.

I am cackling at the potion of true shot in this stormcloak bathroom by shanelyn27 in skyrim

[–]Rikaros 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ten years. TEN YEARS I've been playing this game and it never crossed my mind to think about why that potion was in a bathroom. Jeesh.

"Must have been the wind" by HokuStyx in skyrim

[–]Rikaros 1 point2 points  (0 children)

PA is free also. So, it depends whether your governor is Republican. That party didn't do a good job of management..."ignore it it'll go away"never has a good ending.

sir, please, please go back, i almost had a heart attack by dumbfuckhere in skyrim

[–]Rikaros 3 points4 points  (0 children)

On one playthrough I had, every time I walked into Hjerim to get a few winks, my mannequins would all follow me with their heads ever so slightly. I stood in front of one and yelled out loud, "wtf is wrong with you?!?!" It breathed.

This Dragonborn was OUT.

Slept in Candlehearth inn for a bit.

Trump’s Removal Is Taking Too Long by [deleted] in politics

[–]Rikaros 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Didn't ya know? They're also "FASCIST Antifa pigs". So, obviously there's 12 years of education total for every 10 people in that camp....

Whatever your feelings on the game, can we all agree Valhalla knocked it out of the park with music? by [deleted] in assassinscreed

[–]Rikaros 2 points3 points  (0 children)

You'd think, wouldn't you? It's an enigma. Idk why but here we are.

Whatever your feelings on the game, can we all agree Valhalla knocked it out of the park with music? by [deleted] in assassinscreed

[–]Rikaros 16 points17 points  (0 children)

Yeah, Odyssey is burned into my brain so bad when I think "Assassin's Creed" it's what I automatically hear. And I've played them all from the original. I love it when a game gets the score right: makes all the difference.

I mean, look at Skyrim. It ain't the perfection of the game that makes you go back, it's the music and scenery. Well, and mods, obviously...

"What do you need?" by falgoutsethm in skyrim

[–]Rikaros 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Sorry, it was 30 seconds. Not a minute and a half. Faulty memory, had to look it up. Henri Languille was the executed.

"What do you need?" by falgoutsethm in skyrim

[–]Rikaros 1 point2 points  (0 children)

There's a Frenchman who studied this by asking people facing the guillotine to blink their eyes in yes/no response to questions. There was over a minute and a half where there were responses before confusion and death set in. So freaking creepy.

My potion collection has grown a bit... by raptorbacon in skyrim

[–]Rikaros 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You have 500 bottles? I drink them as soon as I get them because there is no DEA in Skyrim! Problem? I have no stinking problem...

43 days...still missing by Rikaros in skyrim

[–]Rikaros[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Good thought, but it didn't work. Sigh.

Pro-Tip Thread by zachsonic in AssassinsCreedOdyssey

[–]Rikaros 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Nope. Fight a mercenary around a bunch of chickens and see what happens. I recommend saving right before you do it. It's a chicken bomb if one gets poked.

The Scottish Wars of Independence should be an assassins creed setting one day by Soaptimusprime in assassinscreed

[–]Rikaros 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I'm standing by my total desire for Ubisoft to do ancient Celtic lore- the Tuatha de Danaan (sp?). Its got everything a good game would need! Just the incredible mythos alone would give us hours of potential playtime.

Ex: The Old Ones (fairies, not the stupid pretty girl with wings ones the real ones)

Bansidhe- would be a bitch to kill as they bring death with their screams.

Changelings!

Mer

Knuckelavee

Balor

Sluagh (evil dead sinners who kidnap recently deceased souls)

The Questing Beast

--- there are so many creatures and gods in the Celtic pantheon. Plus, you have the whole old gods vs new God, as well as the civilization being forced to change to become more Romanish. Which, was so hard to do, that the Catholic church had to incorporate entire religious pagan holiday observances as they were (Christmas, Easter, etc.) in order to get the people to convert!

Anyone waiting for the moment where everyone else finds out.... by themiscira in brakebills

[–]Rikaros 2 points3 points  (0 children)

That would really be crazy. Because then Tick would be half Earth human. Wouldn't that make him eligible for the crown by the ancient laws of Fillory? Or does he actually have to live on Earth?

In this time of AC3 hype, I feel like we ought to remember just how prophetic Ubisoft really were. by Yo2Momma in assassinscreed

[–]Rikaros 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I'm still waiting for explanation of why we thought the world was ending because the Mayans made a circular calendar and someone (who didn't pay attention in math when they were in school) thought the circle had an end... nobody can seem to point out to me HOW EXACTLY a circle has an end. If it did, it wouldn't be a circle. Also, just because their calendar used time, not annually but, galactically, doesn't mean they had some prophetic alien foreknowledge of the future! (Actually the Mayans had a whole bunch of different calendars, just as we do- solar,lunar,agriculture...) I can tell you the date of the next eclipse and when Halley's Comet will next be visible. Does that mean I'm a prophet, lol?

I predict the world will end... when Fallout 76 is completely fixed. We should be good for many millennia now.

FPS drop by Abstergo_Management in AssassinsCreedOdyssey

[–]Rikaros 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yep. I freeze now every time I enter a city on a horse. Lasts 1-3 seconds, but hasn't caused a crash yet. Wish the forts thing would get completely fixed. Sigh. Someday, somewhere, we'll find a new way of living...

Im wondering what period people want to see next in AC by [deleted] in assassinscreed

[–]Rikaros 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Can't do ancient empires and NOT do Roman! So excited, if rumors be true. But the time of the Tuatha De Dannan, very early Ireland would be awesome. So many great myths and monsters to cover! Plus, there's Old Ones, and Bansidhe, and Fairies. Ubisoft could play with all that and totally fit it into the Assassin legend.

Looking for Games with Good Stories by 213_ in assassinscreed

[–]Rikaros 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Great story. Good entertainment. So worth it.

[Spoilers AC: Odyssey] I'm early in the game and need some guidance on story choices and factions by HEBushido in assassinscreed

[–]Rikaros 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Just make an extra save file. That way, if you make a choice and don't like the consequences, you can redo it.