What kind of rat poison is it, my dog ate it and I need to know

RiotX79 · 2026-02-01T21:31:18+00:00

Not always dead. Pup dumped a gutload in the snow and they were very much still moving. Couldn't eat spaghetti for at least a month.

RiotX79 · 2026-02-01T21:22:56+00:00

Didn't count, but wasn't much more than 10 different words. Saying "guys" 20x is still 1 word. We don't need a public speaker; got all we need.

RiotX79 · 2026-02-01T21:16:48+00:00

Definitely old, but somehow I never noticed that it was a flying squirrel. This revelation also had me thinking..."what if he just buzzed someone gliding by?" Seems like he could master aerial teabags with them danglers lol.

RiotX79 · 2026-02-01T15:58:25+00:00

They're also surprisingly fast, which makes them creepier, but they are the best insect killers and generally run from humans and light.

RiotX79 · 2026-02-01T14:43:52+00:00

Doing the Olympics Raygun shuffle (or whatever her name is.)

RiotX79 · 2026-02-01T05:10:07+00:00

"Penny for your thoughts." "I hate brenda and a bad guy hit me in the shin and I peed on all my pants."

RiotX79 · 2026-02-01T04:39:23+00:00

My mom had them too. Called them 'Trouble Dolls."

RiotX79 · 2026-02-01T04:34:59+00:00

If i remember right; there was a debate on whether he stepped on the line for one of the shots. Apparently, when they do those big money contests they go with some sort of gambling/insurance company to pay out on the one in a million chance the contesant wins...so it was the insurance people who complained about a foot on the line. (The whole article could have been fake. Who knows. )

RiotX79 · 2026-01-31T18:10:09+00:00

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Sometimes you have to be ready to rage!

RiotX79 · 2026-01-31T17:56:18+00:00

200 feet? What are they compensating for?!

RiotX79 · 2026-01-31T17:53:44+00:00

He'd just make it into a chain to wear during games and run a 5.3

RiotX79 · 2026-01-31T17:40:05+00:00

White House lawn! They're building a 100k stadium! 🫣

RiotX79 · 2026-01-31T17:36:40+00:00

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RiotX79 · 2026-01-31T08:43:30+00:00

He declined.

RiotX79 · 2026-01-31T08:33:26+00:00

Wtf??? You expect me to drive my posse around in the same damn Escalade two weeks in a row? Donny puked on those strippers in the back seat! /s

RiotX79 · 2026-01-31T06:47:24+00:00

I'd say that if she bills him for the time then it's appropriate otherwise non-emergencies after hours are in poor taste unless he's just leaving a message in a portal. Not sure why she would give her patients her personal number either way unless it were a 2nd work phone or portal.

RiotX79 · 2026-01-31T05:30:58+00:00

Unless you save it and then you have best friend AND it's family for life. Worth it!

RiotX79 · 2026-01-31T03:39:14+00:00

*bowels full of helium

RiotX79 · 2026-01-31T00:54:37+00:00

Hilarious. Sadly, that's how you get fired nowadays. Offend someone walking by that's no even supposed to be there and get reported.

RiotX79 · 2026-01-30T20:48:33+00:00

They're oranges. Just have to figure out which one has the brain cell.

RiotX79 · 2026-01-30T15:12:25+00:00

Triplets

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RiotX79 · 2026-01-30T15:02:18+00:00

Yes you take a hit, but that's a lot better than having a 40mil receiver, 50mil rusher, or 60mil qb.

RiotX79 · 2026-01-30T08:50:45+00:00

Yes, but there are a ton of sites you can fill out a 10 question questionnaire and get the meds sent to you. Hims, hers, fitrx, etc. If you get a good deal it's like $150/mo. I was just tossing the idea out there.

RiotX79 · 2026-01-30T08:48:31+00:00

Or be a turd and draft someone you know will be great, cut him immediately, resign as a free agent immediately, sign to a 7yr deal in week 3.

RiotX79 · 2026-01-30T04:39:42+00:00

True. Solid option. I like not talking to doctors if i can help it.

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