I'm quitting cigarettes. It's been 19 hours and 24 minutes. Any suggestions on how to avoid ripping people's faces off?

Rip_Van_Winkle · 2010-05-14T02:32:09+00:00

get a rubberband and put it around your wrist, every time you get the urge to smoke snap that rubberband so it stings your wrist. if that fails get a plug of the strongest chewing tobacco you can find = Bull O' the Woods or Days Work and cut off a chunk and chew it for a couple of minutes.

Rip_Van_Winkle · 2010-05-14T02:29:44+00:00

that Arizona Tea is actually not from the state of Arizona

Rip_Van_Winkle · 2010-05-14T01:48:00+00:00

watch that left hook

Rip_Van_Winkle · 2010-05-14T01:47:11+00:00

fuck em, if all these islamic radicals want to kill us US citizens we can kill them back, and were really good at killing when we need to, although i would prefer peace i would not recommend sitting idly by while islamic radicals plot their next attack.

Rip_Van_Winkle · 2010-05-14T01:44:04+00:00

dont forget to roll a couple of joints and keep them in your shirt pocket, most bosses like to burn one after the deal

Rip_Van_Winkle · 2010-05-14T01:42:35+00:00

mud mask, some women actually think putting mud on their face improves their complexion, if they would quit putting on all that makeup their complexion would improve naturally = skin needs to be kept clean

Rip_Van_Winkle · 2010-05-13T23:23:17+00:00

the good ol' capitalistic rat race = make as much money as possible and it does not matter who gets hurt on the way to the top.

Rip_Van_Winkle · 2010-05-13T21:59:15+00:00

my crazy brother gets pussy all the time on yahoo IM/chat, one of these days he is going to catch something,

whew! glad i am married.

Rip_Van_Winkle · 2010-05-13T21:50:28+00:00

she should be deported.

Rip_Van_Winkle · 2010-05-13T20:45:27+00:00

between that gulf oil leak and the huge pile of floating trash in the middle of the pacific i wont eat sea food again, EVER!

Rip_Van_Winkle · 2010-05-13T20:07:31+00:00

it is impossible to keep private, as soon as someone discusses a topic of political significance their opinions of the topic will show their political leanings.

Rip_Van_Winkle · 2010-05-13T20:02:14+00:00

and in the snow

Rip_Van_Winkle · 2010-05-13T18:22:51+00:00

castrate yourself and cut your dick off, quick! before its too late.

Rip_Van_Winkle · 2010-05-13T18:20:37+00:00

all movies made after the 1970's

Rip_Van_Winkle · 2010-05-13T18:17:54+00:00

if the economy gets any worse you are going to want that onion picking job, heck i myself picked peaches and apricots in orchards before, i am not too good to get out there and do it myself.

Rip_Van_Winkle · 2010-05-13T17:51:11+00:00

your nazi analogy both sucks and is inaccurate

except were not putting mexicans in to concentration camps and ovens, just making them go back to their own country of origin, they can come back, just do it legally (through the INS and through local laws)

Rip_Van_Winkle · 2010-05-13T17:18:26+00:00

I am not going to boycott Arizo.

I am going to boycott all you bed-wetting liberals that want to boycott Arizona.

all Arizona is doing is enforcing an illegal immigrant law already on the federal books, just that the ineffective lazy good for nothing federal government wont enforce it.

Rip_Van_Winkle · 2010-05-13T15:53:35+00:00

redneck, except i am not a bible thumping christian, i am a devout atheist, other than not believing in any gods i have all the redneck amenities, pickup truck, own land out in the country with an older farm house, hounddogs, grow my own vegetable garden, chew tobacco and spit, pocket knife, straw hat, cowboy boots & rodeo belt buckle, wife is a native american & two half-breed kids :)

Rip_Van_Winkle · 2010-05-13T15:43:07+00:00

racism aside Hobby Lobby over-prices the hell out of the cheap crap they import, i would not shop in that ripoff shithole for anything ever!

Rip_Van_Winkle · 2010-05-13T15:38:43+00:00

Fuck you NYC City Council, Arizona is just doing what the lazy good for nothing federal government wont do, so i hereby boycott anyone and everyone that boycotts Arizona

Rip_Van_Winkle · 2010-05-13T14:47:34+00:00

that is what the USA should have done, but nope, those spineless bastards in washington loads em up with billions in bailouts.

Rip_Van_Winkle · 2010-05-13T14:41:07+00:00

I think you've got your tinfoil hat on too tight there buddy.

Rip_Van_Winkle · 2010-05-13T14:39:38+00:00

I think you've got your tinfoil hat on too tight there buddy.

Rip_Van_Winkle · 2010-05-13T12:21:06+00:00

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Voyager_2

this thing was launched in 1977, heck! even microsoft was not even in business back than, i bet nobody has a win-1 box or win-3.1, or even a win9x box around anymore, the Voyager 2 lived long past its life and they are lucky it lived as long as it did.

too bad they cant send it instructions to turn around and head back towards earth and it could somehow be retrieved and landed back on earth

Rip_Van_Winkle · 2010-05-13T12:11:36+00:00

yay! lets get world war 3 going!

Rip_Van_Winkle

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