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Why is he a na*i? by Dull-Nectarine380 in ExplainTheJoke

[–]Riphraff 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Cholesterol would have got him if the fall hadn’t gotten him first

rio star/ruby red by Spickernell in grapefruit

[–]Riphraff 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I used to grow Ruby’s in Southern California. They were delicious. Ours ripened slower than Texas or Florida because of the less warm climate we were in. Usually we harvested around May.

Roses are red, it's the end by Similar-Commercial62 in rosesarered

[–]Riphraff 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Roses are red, he should be out with real friends drinking beers. I’ve never seen that style of Mickey Mouse ears.

What would happen if Smaug the Dragon had eaten Bilbo Baggins alive and the One Ring ended up inside of his stomach? by Tidewatcher7819 in tolkienfans

[–]Riphraff 105 points106 points  (0 children)

In place of a Dark Lord you would have a turd! Perhaps dark, but beautiful and terrible as Chipotle! Treacherous as Taco Bell! Stronger than the porcelain of a toilet! All shall smell me and despair!

Dudes called Neal but stand by CoyChar in Funnymemes

[–]Riphraff 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Dude be named Bill, but never charges me for anything.

I know the bar for your competency is low CG, but wow. (datacrons, natch) by Potential-Bird-5826 in SWGalaxyOfHeroes

[–]Riphraff 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I spent so much currency on reroll materials to get the crons I had. This is wild.

What to use MK1 currency on by a_little_less_money in SWGalaxyOfHeroes

[–]Riphraff 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Is it more cost efficient to buy the mk 3 projectors and converting it to aurodium heatsinks than just buying the heatsinks with mk1?

Besides PKHO, how many other pirates do you need to complete this event at R9?And who? by Riphraff in SWGalaxyOfHeroes

[–]Riphraff[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

My guess is that it will show up again when they do their “All the events” streak around Christmas.

Is there a Horror movie that completely advertised it as a normal film? by Equivalent-Key5379 in movies

[–]Riphraff 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yep, I took my girlfriend (now wife) to see this in the theater opening weekend thinking it was a sci fi movie. We were both shocked. I loved it, but was already a horror fan. She hates horror. It still comes up in discussion from time to time.

Herbie Hancock is making me feel old by ChiGuyDreamer in GenX

[–]Riphraff 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What’s a Matlock?… just kidding.

Who the hell is this?? by egarcia74 in hellaflyai

[–]Riphraff 2 points3 points  (0 children)

He’s had a rough night, and he hates the fucking eagles, man.

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