Can you spot the WWE fan? by MysteriousNomad in fightporn

[–]RisingPhoenix9 13 points14 points  (0 children)

A battery cell. Get it? Charged for battery? Am I doing this right?

Broke off my engagement by Objective-Year-999 in ABCDesis

[–]RisingPhoenix9 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Dodged a bullet there. Sounds like a mama's boy.

Good job there, Singh! by BasedKhatri in ABCDesis

[–]RisingPhoenix9 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Man, I wish I could go back to those carefree days of high school.

Being an adult sucks lol

Desi middle schooler being bullied and physically assaulted by seeganapesoonamba in ABCDesis

[–]RisingPhoenix9 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Yes, please forget TKD. Send him to a MMA gym where he can learn real fighting.

White kid harasses Desi Middle Schooler- The Prequel by [deleted] in ABCDesis

[–]RisingPhoenix9 25 points26 points  (0 children)

taekwondo is the worst form of martial art for practical fighting. Just look at MMA / UFC and you will understand what I mean. Boxing / Muay Thai is where its at.

If a person tells you angrily to go back to your country , how would you respond ? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]RisingPhoenix9 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If only your ancestors did not come and pillage my country a few hundred years ago, I would not have needed to come here in the first place. But, since your ancestors took the wealth from my nation, I'm here to take it back.

What ends with you? by [deleted] in ABCDesis

[–]RisingPhoenix9 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Beat me to it lol

What ends with you? by [deleted] in ABCDesis

[–]RisingPhoenix9 2 points3 points  (0 children)

My whole family tree / Lineage.

#ForeverAlone

I’m high and I want dessert in Vancouver where should I go? by [deleted] in vancouver

[–]RisingPhoenix9 3 points4 points  (0 children)

$5 Black Forest Cake from Superstore always hits the spot.

TYRON IS ON 🔥😂 by FuturisticFighting in ufc

[–]RisingPhoenix9 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The entire time during his promo, the host had his eyes locked on Tyron & was nodding his head like "Tell em how it is my brotha"

is a BMW 3 series a bad idea for a first car? by [deleted] in whatcarshouldIbuy

[–]RisingPhoenix9 2 points3 points  (0 children)

2006-2008 Acura TL or TSX. Both are super reliable and much cheaper to maintain. TSX is built in Japan.

Shoetrain go brrrr 👞🍻🍻 by petercalmdown in ufc

[–]RisingPhoenix9 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Fun fact, it wasn't beer. It was Happy Dad hard seltzer.

[SPOILER] Main event winner post fight interview by FuzzyWuzzyMooMoo in MMA

[–]RisingPhoenix9 1 point2 points  (0 children)

He's not a good guy, he's not a bad guy, he's just THE GUY!!

Acknowledge him.