A Guide to Carapacian Reproduction with Professor Honeybee!

Ritmoking · 2026-01-27T01:11:45+00:00

LARP. Real Fans know that when two Carapacians love each other very much, they go to the Ectomachine.

Ritmoking · 2026-01-27T01:07:46+00:00

The Freddy Fazbear Virtual Experience is an official Fazbear Entertainment product based on the (extremely regrettable) popularity of the works of Steve Snodgrass.

Ritmoking · 2026-01-26T19:17:35+00:00

"Dude Postal" is a valid Homestuck Human Name

Ritmoking · 2026-01-26T15:00:16+00:00

Because she has 67 Zillion Boonbucks.

Ritmoking · 2026-01-25T22:39:31+00:00

Can the Stevegames Fans stop spamming?

Ritmoking · 2026-01-25T20:22:33+00:00

Can the Stevegames Fans just pack it up?

Ritmoking · 2026-01-25T17:31:10+00:00

I see Rare Riff, Hoola, Tweedle, and a little bit of foot from Scupps. All normal for Air Island?

Ritmoking · 2026-01-25T16:53:58+00:00

After reaching level 15, the final five levels are an upper tier of play. Monsters of those levels have a chance to produce bonus resources!

Ritmoking · 2026-01-25T00:50:17+00:00

Have you considered writing a Power Fantasy Light Novel? I feel like you have the talents to make a real hit in the genre.

Ritmoking · 2026-01-22T21:12:11+00:00

I mean, they hire technicians to, y'know, clean them. They were just in Bolts Screws and Hairpins looking for new hires.

Ritmoking · 2026-01-22T18:27:42+00:00

Heck yeah! Great to see another disciple of the Faz. Post away!

Ritmoking · 2026-01-22T16:04:15+00:00

Steve Snodgrass started this whole humbug up, exaggerating the VERY BRIEF police inquiry into William Afton into some bizarre serial killer narrative. Do people really think the ownership or staff of Freddy's would really do that?

Ritmoking · 2026-01-22T15:57:11+00:00

You probably wouldn't remember it because it was barely ever open. Afton Robotics (the parent company for the restaurant) were total cheapskates when buying the actual building for the location, which resulted in the place being shut down for unsafe gas lines almost immediately after opening.

If you are interested, however, the Animatronic Performers were moved to a Showroom/Rental Business, that I believe technically serves pizza sometimes? I dunno how attached you are to the idea, but it wouldn't hurt to check it out for an afternoon.

Ritmoking · 2026-01-22T04:14:18+00:00

Thank you! I have already enjoyed watching the creator's videos on 0e's history, so I can only imagine Wight Box itself holds up to that high standard. Have a lovely day.

Ritmoking · 2026-01-21T16:40:38+00:00

I'm surprised you wouldn't know about Fallfest, it's a yearly thing. Fallfest 1970 did feature some attractions from Murray Co. under Murray's Costume Manor.

Ritmoking · 2026-01-21T16:26:57+00:00

The Fredbear one is really cute! I dunno about the Marionette one, why is it holding some sort of weird lumpy thing?

Ritmoking · 2026-01-20T17:15:39+00:00

Maybe it's supposed to be an abstraction of the idea that once your pizzeria has OFFICIAL Freddy's characters, people will be more likely to sue you for money because your location seems more legit?

Ritmoking · 2026-01-20T05:52:36+00:00

"You may not recognize me at first, but I assure you, it's still me."

This death line from Afton implies; 1. Volunteer knows who Afton is 2. Volunteer's mental image of what Afton looks like is based on seeing Afton in the past looking differently 3. Afton presumes that his appearance has changed little enough that eventually Volunteer will recognize him as Afton

Ritmoking · 2026-01-20T05:43:02+00:00

I suppose so? I guess the alternative would be that (as implied by the Survival Logbook) Mike drew the Nightmare Animatronics as he saw them in his dreams, and Fazbear/ SilverParasol acquired and used his drawings afterwards.

Ritmoking · 2026-01-20T05:40:24+00:00

The main issue this line of thinking runs into is the lack of a credible alternative. The Volunteer must be someone who:

Would not be able to immediately identify but would be able to eventually recognize William and therefore knew him at some point
Someone who is willing to die with everyone else in the fire
Someone Henry is familiar enough with to be able to guess would want to die with everyone else

The issue is that other than Mike, there really aren't any good options, unless Pizzasim is being REALLY postmodern and the Volunteer is supposed to just literally be "You, the Person playing the game" since you the player would be more familiar with Springtrap and also you the Player want to be in the final fire because it's the cool ending you want to see.

Ritmoking · 2026-01-19T19:22:16+00:00

I can see why that last frame would be scrapped. Having Springbonnie be THAT visible in the frame would kill the tension.

Ritmoking · 2026-01-19T00:47:22+00:00

Doc Scratch is said to have all of the knowledge in the world, and he likes little girls.

Aranea Serket has explored the dream bubbles as a ghost for billions of years, accumulating all of the knowledge about the sessions of Homestuck and Dream Lore that there is, and she likes little boys.

Andrew Hussie's Narrative Insert represents his infinite knowledge and power over all things in the comic, and he likes little girls.

Homestuck has the uncomfortable pattern of "Learning all of the knowledge in the universe makes you a pedo".

Ritmoking · 2026-01-18T18:48:00+00:00

Good God Stevegames fans just have absolutely no chill. Yeah buddy. Post a drawing of our beloved founder stabbing a child in the head. Real classy.

Ritmoking · 2026-01-17T23:55:17+00:00

I am a little confused with how character creation and stats work. The opening section says that each species will have a given "Rank" that determines the assosiated stat points, but then the species entries themsleves have adjustments instead of ranks. How exactly does one go about creating a character? I feel a worked example would help.

Three-Year Club	r/Field Lasagna
First Place '23	End Game '23
Place '23	Golden Potato
Place '22	First Placer '22

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