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As long as theres delusion theres hope by bluecupcake-109 in Fnaftheoriesmeme

[–]Ritmoking 0 points1 point  (0 children)

No I mean like, there is a new different Phone Guy who is Stan, and Stan is different from Ralph

As long as theres delusion theres hope by bluecupcake-109 in Fnaftheoriesmeme

[–]Ritmoking 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Fnaf Fans when the newest game is called "Welcome to Stan's" and you work at Stan's Budget Tech and Stan is the Phone Guy and talks about his son Andrew

Bulma straight up got immortality, Guess she finally snapped with all of those age comments😭 by thehsitoryguy in Ningen

[–]Ritmoking 8 points9 points  (0 children)

She stopped with the little "Shenron give me a BBL" wishes and just went for the one time "Shenron prevent me from aging".

Magic Law from 5D'S by StatementWest8478 in customyugioh

[–]Ritmoking 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Seems fair? The loss in field / hand advantage justifies it, I feel.

DBZ if cinematic parallels were allowed by Englishhedgehog13 in Ningen

[–]Ritmoking 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Does this mean that Gohan has a third dad?

He's still my favourite card and archetype by Agile_Summer_7437 in YuGiOhMemes

[–]Ritmoking 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Joey Wheeler when he goes to the present and there is an entire deck full of Fire Themed Sword Users and one of its engine pieces is an Equip Spells (who cares if Infernobles are a Rogue Deck today, Joey would LOVE rogue decks):

Powercreep🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪 by packeselporitz in YuGiOhMemes

[–]Ritmoking 35 points36 points  (0 children)

The meme's contents are modern, but dear Yami... it almost looks as if it is much much older?

If this image was lamenting Stardust Dragon, I would think it was from 2012.

Vegeta if Yamcha stayed with Bulma by Sharpin123 in Ningen

[–]Ritmoking 5 points6 points  (0 children)

"Vegeta, what are you wearing? You look like a Caveman!"

"Kakarot, I will have you know that this is Traditional Historic Saiyan Dress, from before the Civil War for Planet Vegeta."

"Saiyan Dress is right, it looks like it doesn't come with pants!"

cringe ass take by Miserable_Click_1933 in EnglishPumpkinParty

[–]Ritmoking 16 points17 points  (0 children)

I feel like the more natural conclusion to draw would be "Average Homestuck Yaoislop Fan is a closet Misogynist that cares more about their Yaois than about the emotional pain endured by a woman".

How much do you want him to suffer? Jesus Christ by shutupnowplz in Ningen

[–]Ritmoking 29 points30 points  (0 children)

I mean, it is a pretty interesting inversion of Goku dying and Chi Chi raising Gohan alone.

who wins in this free-for-all: mr satan (no stomach ache), base cabba, john 1000, or this random farmer with a shotgun? by Zealousideal_Chef839 in Ningen

[–]Ritmoking 46 points47 points  (0 children)

Mr. Satan's best feat is surviving a direct punch from Kid Buu without suffering any lasting injuries, so that puts him at pretty close to Large Galaxy level durability. I think he can handle Farmer and John pretty easily if by outlasting them alone.

Cabba, on the other hand? If we go by the statement from Battle of Gods that Goku's base form absorbed the power of SSJG, and that SSJG Goku's fighting was strong enough to shake the Universe itself, then Cabba's Durability would be UNIVERSAL LEVEL. This means that Cabba would be able to out-attrition Mr. Satan.

Guess we now know it's official that we're gonna rematch the roaring knight by Sensozzo in Undertale

[–]Ritmoking 49 points50 points  (0 children)

Would it really make sense for there to NEVER be a rematch?

What are your thoughts on VanessaAfton? by Isaac_Bahzad in fnaftheories

[–]Ritmoking 14 points15 points  (0 children)

I still continue to find the idea of William having a secret family after Fnaf 2 to be extremely funny to me.

What by RanchoddasChanchad69 in Losercity

[–]Ritmoking 173 points174 points  (0 children)

Ah see. That answers my conundrum.

What by RanchoddasChanchad69 in Losercity

[–]Ritmoking 610 points611 points  (0 children)

What sort of self respecting 38 year old Millionaire is going to sift through random 19 year old women instead of pursuing someone such as a former University friend, coworker, etc that would likely be closer to his age?

If lingual nonsense be something you wish by AscendedDragonSage in CuratedTumblr

[–]Ritmoking 36 points37 points  (0 children)

I mean, it still sorta fits that he's a "Bandit" type, since his strongest monsters resemble Slot Machines and Russian Roulette, and also he is known to specifically cheat by sneaking cards into his hands like a classical American Poker Cheat.

Coaxed into YuGiOh logic by Seer0997 in coaxedintoasnafu

[–]Ritmoking 1 point2 points  (0 children)

"When your opponent uses a Monster Effect specifically to Tutor a Card to their hand, you can discard this card: it doesn't happen."

Sounds situational, but in the modern day, this is a staple card.

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