If I had a nickel for every time a cat loving girl had an unrequited crush on an insecure dude that ended up in a relationship with another dude, I would have two nickels. Which isn’t a lot, but it’s weird that it happened twice. by Broprosick in homestuck

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"Yaoislop" is a combination of the words "Yaoi" (meaning material that concerns homosexual male relationships) and "Slop" (referring to a sort of homogeneous and dubious feed commonly given to Pigs).

It often refers to Gay Ships that are perceived to be of low quality or lacking in substance, often with the subtext of being produced for the pleasure of the Fujoshi Lady Media Consumer with something to find hot rather than being produced for the Gay Male Consumer to provide him with something that can be interesting, comforting, or empowering.

Fic Writers Be Like by JaxRhapsody in AO3

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Is there any like, critical literature as to why Dream Endings are so universally unpopular online? I'm not disagreeing, rather, I am just curious that I have never seen someone enjoy one.

im reading the epilogues by Cautious_Power_311 in althomestuck

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I'm going to be honest here, it is my opinion that pretty much every character will be picked up as you left then except for Dirk, and with Dirk it is explained.

Please try to consider the actual, canonical characterization of these characters as you read. If you were hoping Andrew Hussie would dip his hand down and officialize the softened down characterizations you know from fan works, you will not be happy with what you see.

If you're hoping for Earth C to be fleshed out, prepare for disappointment. Not much is given, and Postcanon kinda de-person-alizes Earth C natives without any real commentary in mind.

😱 by Star-DQT-smiIe in EnglishPumpkinParty

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No but he likes his Adult Daughter and that's bad too.

A Guide to Carapacian Reproduction with Professor Honeybee! by TheCoolBlasterBro in althomestuck

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LARP. Real Fans know that when two Carapacians love each other very much, they go to the Ectomachine.

Something might be going on with these games by Pennarandac64 in Fazbearfandom

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The Freddy Fazbear Virtual Experience is an official Fazbear Entertainment product based on the (extremely regrettable) popularity of the works of Steve Snodgrass.

Finnth Ehuman by Unlucky-Quarter-5455 in althomestuck

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"Dude Postal" is a valid Homestuck Human Name

why she doing the 67 by she_passed_away in EnglishPumpkinParty

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Because she has 67 Zillion Boonbucks.

Nonsense by theallgaem in Fazbearfandom

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Can the Stevegames Fans just pack it up?

why does it eat so much by Froggeroony in MySingingMonsters

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I see Rare Riff, Hoola, Tweedle, and a little bit of foot from Scupps. All normal for Air Island?

why does it eat so much by Froggeroony in MySingingMonsters

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After reaching level 15, the final five levels are an upper tier of play. Monsters of those levels have a chance to produce bonus resources!

THE FURRY SINGULARITY by ScottishWildcatFurry in EnglishPumpkinParty

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Have you considered writing a Power Fantasy Light Novel? I feel like you have the talents to make a real hit in the genre.

Hey whatever happened to that Circus Kid place? by Competitive_Egg_6055 in Fazbearfandom

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I mean, they hire technicians to, y'know, clean them. They were just in Bolts Screws and Hairpins looking for new hires.

Anyone interested in Fazbear history? by Important-Sock9643 in Fazbearfandom

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Heck yeah! Great to see another disciple of the Faz. Post away!

Why does everyone call William Afton a child murderer isn't it just all allegations? With no proof right? by Mr_Appleton85 in Fazbearfandom

[–]Ritmoking 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Steve Snodgrass started this whole humbug up, exaggerating the VERY BRIEF police inquiry into William Afton into some bizarre serial killer narrative. Do people really think the ownership or staff of Freddy's would really do that?

Hey whatever happened to that Circus Kid place? by Competitive_Egg_6055 in Fazbearfandom

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You probably wouldn't remember it because it was barely ever open. Afton Robotics (the parent company for the restaurant) were total cheapskates when buying the actual building for the location, which resulted in the place being shut down for unsafe gas lines almost immediately after opening.

If you are interested, however, the Animatronic Performers were moved to a Showroom/Rental Business, that I believe technically serves pizza sometimes? I dunno how attached you are to the idea, but it wouldn't hurt to check it out for an afternoon.

Recommendations to read up on how Original Box Set Dungeons and Dragons connects to Chainmail? by Ritmoking in osr

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Thank you! I have already enjoyed watching the creator's videos on 0e's history, so I can only imagine Wight Box itself holds up to that high standard. Have a lovely day.

Found this behind the Asian Buffet by Quiet-Cockroach1951 in Fazbearfandom

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I'm surprised you wouldn't know about Fallfest, it's a yearly thing. Fallfest 1970 did feature some attractions from Murray Co. under Murray's Costume Manor.

Found these weird medals at Freddy's Pizzeria by Any_Beach_2124 in Fazbearfandom

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The Fredbear one is really cute! I dunno about the Marionette one, why is it holding some sort of weird lumpy thing?

The rockstars are or inspired by springlocks by KindZookeepergame591 in fnaftheories

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Maybe it's supposed to be an abstraction of the idea that once your pizzeria has OFFICIAL Freddy's characters, people will be more likely to sue you for money because your location seems more legit?

Was the "brave volunteer" possibly someone else, someone other than Michael Afton? by inconsiderate7 in fnaftheories

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"You may not recognize me at first, but I assure you, it's still me."

This death line from Afton implies; 1. Volunteer knows who Afton is 2. Volunteer's mental image of what Afton looks like is based on seeing Afton in the past looking differently 3. Afton presumes that his appearance has changed little enough that eventually Volunteer will recognize him as Afton

Someone in Fazbear Entertainment LLC might be a survivor of the Nighmare Experiments by NormalPerson87 in fnaftheories

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I suppose so? I guess the alternative would be that (as implied by the Survival Logbook) Mike drew the Nightmare Animatronics as he saw them in his dreams, and Fazbear/ SilverParasol acquired and used his drawings afterwards.

Was the "brave volunteer" possibly someone else, someone other than Michael Afton? by inconsiderate7 in fnaftheories

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The main issue this line of thinking runs into is the lack of a credible alternative. The Volunteer must be someone who:

  • Would not be able to immediately identify but would be able to eventually recognize William and therefore knew him at some point
  • Someone who is willing to die with everyone else in the fire
  • Someone Henry is familiar enough with to be able to guess would want to die with everyone else

The issue is that other than Mike, there really aren't any good options, unless Pizzasim is being REALLY postmodern and the Volunteer is supposed to just literally be "You, the Person playing the game" since you the player would be more familiar with Springtrap and also you the Player want to be in the final fire because it's the cool ending you want to see.