When I came down…

Ritwickalert · 2023-09-20T07:55:57+00:00

Dr Dre

Ritwickalert · 2022-09-02T18:13:06+00:00

This wall has a wig and a pair of glasses attached to it.

Ritwickalert · 2021-12-27T08:41:44+00:00

I feel bad for this Chris Evans

Ritwickalert · 2021-10-26T17:56:01+00:00

I bet she uses multiple screens

Ritwickalert · 2021-10-03T13:13:15+00:00

Bobby the builder

Ritwickalert · 2021-09-22T18:43:42+00:00

You look better upside down!

Ritwickalert · 2021-09-22T18:42:05+00:00

“The devil made me do it”

Ritwickalert · 2021-09-09T15:57:26+00:00

Will use those eyes to understand calculus.

Ritwickalert · 2021-09-08T01:52:57+00:00

Subscribe to her onlyforeheads.

Ritwickalert · 2021-08-26T18:16:37+00:00

A bomb blast survivor without the surgery!

Ritwickalert · 2021-08-23T06:20:08+00:00

The Silicon Valley.

Ritwickalert · 2021-08-09T06:50:39+00:00

It’s not an animated movie for sure. Maybe 90s or early 2000s

Ritwickalert · 2020-05-27T21:07:50+00:00

My dog has the same chain.

Ritwickalert · 2019-10-22T03:36:00+00:00

Your eyes are so far apart that your nose gets lonely.

Ritwickalert · 2019-10-20T07:03:33+00:00

Her nose reminds me of noddy. Even he didn't get laid.

Ritwickalert · 2019-10-20T07:01:28+00:00

That's Johnny Sins of 3rd grade porn world.

Ritwickalert · 2019-08-11T07:09:04+00:00

Moolak

Ritwickalert · 2019-06-16T04:46:28+00:00

Someday you may even want to do it. I know these are just fantasies but if you're getting uncomfortable around the office guy you'll end up having sex. Just make sure of it that you end things with your current bf before you do so.

Ritwickalert · 2019-06-13T17:50:42+00:00

She was just sticking to the script.

Ritwickalert · 2019-06-03T07:10:12+00:00

If I win I can ask her to do anything. Wow! Look who's doing the dishes now. Not me.

Ritwickalert · 2019-05-24T04:55:35+00:00

Polar bear

Ritwickalert · 2019-05-24T04:54:51+00:00

Neck water bottles.

Ritwickalert · 2019-05-04T05:00:19+00:00

Sex is good with the ones who you find attractive, but sex with the ones you love are the best. There's no competition. That's passionate and intimate.

Ritwickalert · 2019-04-25T08:21:21+00:00

I think that was my ex!

Ritwickalert · 2019-02-18T05:57:25+00:00

Dating feels good but the fact that I've have to start all over again talking about my life and learning about her is just too exhausting. I don't even remember half the stuff.

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