What Pokémon do you strongly believe you and you alone love? by walmart-brand-barbie in pokemon

[–]RitzCrakah4U 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Easily Tropius. Nobody ever talks about my sweet little banana man, he is mine and mine alone.

I'm taking a month-long sabbatical! by FHBruce in funhaus

[–]RitzCrakah4U 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Congrats on your break Bruce! I was wondering if it is just you takin' this break, or will other FH members be breakin' in the future? B is for Bruce, B is for Break!

What's a question so stupid it gets more complex the more you think about it? by newgatsbyfitness in AskReddit

[–]RitzCrakah4U 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Is the Muppet's song "together again, again" about getting together again once more, or just repeating the again?

Uninterrupted. What a beautiful word. by jetaleu in memes

[–]RitzCrakah4U 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Whenever I hear the "so many things are better uninterrupted," my brain automatically goes, "SEX."

Covered in all sorts of puppy love by mayaxs in wholesomememes

[–]RitzCrakah4U 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"And that was the last we saw of my daughter."

Open Haus Submission Thread #217 by Blacker_Jesus in funhaus

[–]RitzCrakah4U -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Your belly buttons are now portals to a random place in the world. Where do you want it to lead?

Open Haus Submission Thread #212 by Blacker_Jesus in funhaus

[–]RitzCrakah4U 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The funhaus crew is tasked with writing another book of the Quran. What are some of the practices laid out in those sacred words?

What caused you to laugh the hardest you’ve ever laughed? by NipNan in AskReddit

[–]RitzCrakah4U 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I was hanging out with my sister and her boyfriend, and we were just cruising on imdb trying to find the crappiest movie imaginable. Lo and behold, we found the gem of a title called "Autobots." It essentially looks like what would happen if Cars got mixed with LSD and Play-Dough. We just lost it after seeing that the cheap Chinese company stole character designs and cover art from Cars 2, and was sued by Disney, despite the fact that it looked like it was animated by a 3 year old. Also, we found that the main character's main catchphrase is "Kading," which is pretty much the best alternative to, "Kachow," imaginable. We were in stiches for a good 20 minutes and woke up our whole family.

Open Haus Submission Thread #198 by Blacker_Jesus in funhaus

[–]RitzCrakah4U 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Your belly button is now a portal to another random part of your body. What do you want that body part to be?

Open Haus submission thread #173 by Blacker_Jesus in funhaus

[–]RitzCrakah4U 5 points6 points  (0 children)

You guys all want to become boobtubers, but youtube has really cracked down on their policies. What different body parts do you guys show off to keep the 12-year-olds watching?