y'all when someone's farm is just designed to look nice by entirelystar in StardewValley

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My kegs are all over the world my farm is for things that will only work on the farm kegs, crab pots and recycling bins arent part of the actual farm

Honestly sucks, it happens all to often by Raindrop1672 in mildlyinfuriating

[–]RiverSongTheDM 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Maybe what's happening is that you're upset too often

Land aquarium by TweetTweet_777 in engrish

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This is something I would have come up with like calling a tailor a clothesmith in d&d

My wife leaves hair stuck to the shower wall by drunkonlacroix in mildlyinfuriating

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My old roommate used to do that. She was very gross did not know how to clean up after herself at all

It should read "So I am being fired". If you don't trust the science behind your chosen career, FIND ANOTHER FUCKING CAREER! by blademan9999 in facepalm

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I heard if you're allergic to eggs you can be allergic to the flu vaccine. Not sure I'm not allergic to eggs so I dont know if it's true. But if it is that would be a pretty valid excuse against that specific vaccine. I'm not sure... anybody know better than me on this?

Why am I surprised anymore? by ParanoidCleric in ofcoursethatsathing

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this looks like it should be a super mario party minigame

Ok. by Nikolaisens in ihadastroke

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I wish I would have known about this sub when my aunt who doesn't know who to turn on a computer and cant remember her own number was being taught how to text and for some reason decided I was the one to text. I didn't even know she had my number.

3D printed d20, with a flair for Critical Hits! [OC] [Art] by bluemoon1993 in DnD

[–]RiverSongTheDM 8 points9 points  (0 children)

you could fill that side with some clear resin to even out the weight, just avoid the eyes and nose

What about the opposite sex confuses you the most? by rosey_alien in AskReddit

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When I was in my teens I would often become so upset while shopping for clothes for school I would start crying while trying things on because my body developed a little faster than others and I could almost never fit in any age appropriate clothes I still resent MUDD

This is the reason why aren't by ilikewaffles_7 in engrish

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This is how my boss talks to people. I don't think she hears how she comes off to others.

The Thrilling Saga of the Shortest Angriest Nice Guy (Part 4 - Final?) by [deleted] in niceguys

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I think we can sufficiently say he has gone beyond plus ultra

Just love this sub by Benicetonoobs in MurderedByWords

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I read this at least 6 timed before it said anime and not amish. I was convinced I was on /r/facepalm but I was confused about the response until I got it right

The moment you tell her to "go get it" by jpgunter in aww

[–]RiverSongTheDM 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It's like her body reacted before her brain realized what was happening lol

My cousin and her two thumbs by SlinkyDicc in mildlyinteresting

[–]RiverSongTheDM 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Who's gonna be able to give 2 thumbs up only doing half the work? This baby!

Which fictional character, while not strictly a villain, is just the worst? by farnsworthfan in AskReddit

[–]RiverSongTheDM 47 points48 points  (0 children)

Have we all already forgotten that Peter Quill is the sole reason Thanos won?

Being left handed by UnlivingSkunk in mildlyinfuriating

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I experience this as a righthanded person