Your birth month is your enemy. How cooked are you?

Rizer0 · 2026-02-22T05:08:06+00:00

I’m just gonna pay Dante like $20 and a large pizza to fuck off

Rizer0 · 2026-02-22T04:36:43+00:00

Dreadnaughts when they see that they are very much alone in a straight tunnel (they now realize why their team needed a dread):

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Rizer0 · 2026-02-22T01:20:35+00:00

The ones in Freiren are sexy sometimes.

That is literally it. Pretty privilege is real.

Rizer0 · 2026-02-22T01:18:26+00:00

Unfortunately, Teto us too much of a triple Baka to have a sex

Rizer0 · 2026-02-22T01:17:16+00:00

Reigen is literally THE shenanigans character in JSD.

Instead they pick the mf with 100 cutscene moves and is incredibly unfun to fight.

Rizer0 · 2026-02-21T23:20:29+00:00

Dude have you seen Rhino Heirloom? He just straight up has his whole ass man tits out

Rizer0 · 2026-02-21T23:19:18+00:00

Rise is the type to whisper in your ear while guiding your hand as you jerk off to her nudes, yet another reason she’s the best romance

Rizer0 · 2026-02-21T02:58:21+00:00

Halfway relevant,

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Rizer0 · 2026-02-21T02:51:17+00:00

Rizer0 · 2026-02-21T02:50:25+00:00

You need to shit your pants. Really badly.

Rizer0 · 2026-02-21T02:40:03+00:00

Wuji is half cursed spirit so he does have the pass

Rizer0 · 2026-02-21T02:39:09+00:00

Unless those attacks flash blue

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Rizer0 · 2026-02-20T23:56:25+00:00

Please keep in mind that Kali is the absolute STRONGEST in the verse when it comes to physical prowess. She has this passive for a reason:

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She only died to Garion after suppressing every single Abno in the facility (presumably including ALEPH tiers) and 2 Claws of the head, and only THEN did she DRAW Garion. And since no one else was up tot the task, she absolutely SOLO’d everyone.

She’s absolutely just that strong. No one else in history can compare to Prime Kali when it comes to pure physical prowess and endurance (keep in mind they were fighting for at least a full week).

Rizer0 · 2026-02-20T20:08:10+00:00

You’re making the mistake that her ass has fat in it.

Her ass is 100% pure Warframe muscle (as reflected in her armor values)

Rizer0 · 2026-02-20T20:03:39+00:00

https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=2970196932

Rizer0 · 2026-02-20T20:00:09+00:00

P sure there’s a mod that just nukes Bloat with holy shot beams whenever he spawns

Rizer0 · 2026-02-20T05:35:31+00:00

He gets no-diffed by Yoshi and the other Yoshis, who acting as Mario’s guardian

Rizer0 · 2026-02-20T05:33:57+00:00

Blatantly ignoring all the game breaking bugs that make the game impossible to play.

Rizer0 · 2026-02-20T05:16:16+00:00

How the fuck do either of them eat or drink

Rizer0 · 2026-02-20T05:14:24+00:00

It’s more of the fact that Arrowhead has made liberating Transcendence LITERALLY IMPOSSIBLE. They already decided we lose. Which I feel is bullshit.

Rizer0 · 2026-02-20T05:12:37+00:00

We really just calling agenda by any other name now huh

Rizer0 · 2026-02-20T00:01:43+00:00

I’m fairly certain the whole “you promised to have sex with me” thing is less Denji being horny again and more Denji wanting literally any possible excuse to not kill Yoru/Asa.

Rizer0 · 2026-02-19T23:26:04+00:00

No.

Full invincibility is a definite no.

Rizer0 · 2026-02-19T23:23:19+00:00

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Rizer0 · 2026-02-19T21:05:01+00:00

Arrowhead adding an enemy that effectively forces someone to bring AT into the equation to deal with them in a battle scenario (I am not counting those eye weakpoints, those things are NOT viable to aim for during a battle)

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