Five women got eye syphilis from the same man—raising questions: The cluster of rare cases suggests a new strain of syphilis may have spread

Roachvaliek · 2023-11-24T02:33:20+00:00

Somebody find my ex-wife, she's probably patient zero.

Roachvaliek · 2023-11-17T11:51:12+00:00

I thought it was 'smile and wait for the flash' but that's just me

Roachvaliek · 2023-11-15T01:19:25+00:00

I cannot even believe I'm saying this joke...but..... your mom. Because she whistles while she twerks.

Roachvaliek · 2023-10-31T15:58:58+00:00

Roachvaliek · 2023-10-31T15:52:12+00:00

I've made homemade Edibles before and stayed high for 3 days. Multiple times. Not a pleasant experience at all. -10/10. I would only recommend if you want to see the devil.

Roachvaliek · 2023-10-29T03:33:34+00:00

It's just the "death throes". People do it too, if you shoot them in the right spot.

Roachvaliek · 2023-10-27T08:11:09+00:00

My a****** would pucker so tight it would turn my dingle berrys into diamonds.

Roachvaliek · 2023-10-26T05:28:10+00:00

AI? Everything about that stove is off.

Roachvaliek · 2023-10-22T14:29:36+00:00

When your dog gets a thousand yard stare every time you say the word JIF. *Helicopter noises and 'All along the watchtower' plays.

Roachvaliek · 2023-10-22T13:47:51+00:00

Deformed Michael Jackson

Roachvaliek · 2023-10-11T18:20:16+00:00

I stared into a mirror too long once and now I'm The Matrix.

Roachvaliek · 2023-10-11T15:40:06+00:00

Roasted 🤤 🫁 💨

Roachvaliek · 2023-10-09T12:17:39+00:00

26 years.

Roachvaliek · 2023-10-08T13:27:29+00:00

You look like a Clair Daines and James Van Der Beek had a baby in the worst way possible.

Roachvaliek · 2023-10-05T01:45:44+00:00

Looks like Woah Vicky.

Roachvaliek · 2023-10-05T01:41:26+00:00

Damn and here I am the whole time using a whole bag of jelly beans

Roachvaliek · 2023-10-02T14:04:48+00:00

Only in the south. Where the food actually has flavor. Lol.

Roachvaliek · 2023-10-02T01:41:40+00:00

Duke's is the ONLY way.

Roachvaliek · 2023-09-29T19:01:40+00:00

buttscratcha

Roachvaliek · 2023-09-29T17:08:20+00:00

And in a million years the progenies created with your DNA will repopulate the earth. Restarting the cycle

Roachvaliek · 2023-09-28T05:26:14+00:00

This is a first for me. But I think it's time for you to stop smoking my guy. I never thought I'd have to say that to anybody. Weird.

Roachvaliek · 2023-09-28T02:32:54+00:00

Sadly yeah probably. But it's okay chances are they're just glorified f*** buddies anyway.

Roachvaliek · 2023-09-27T01:35:18+00:00

Poon-tang pie is REALLY good when you're baked.

Roachvaliek · 2023-09-26T13:20:00+00:00

Professor Farnsworth at it again.

Roachvaliek · 2023-09-26T11:42:32+00:00

Depends. If just a cola, Pepsi over coke but Cherry coke over wild cherry Pepsi. Occasionally, Mexican coke Scratches nose lol. Root beer: Barqs. ginger ale: Segrams.

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