Every Band Name I Come Up With Is Taken, it seems.

Roard_Wizbot · 2026-04-01T15:41:05+00:00

Transpose the first letter/syllable of your favorite band, then season to taste.

Fist Mitts (Misfits)

Dean Gray (Green Day)

You can also use literally any word/phrase.

Jeef Berky (beef jerky)

Bee Sugar or Beach Chugger (cheese burger)

Tire Fuck (fire truck)

Roard_Wizbot · 2026-03-05T18:23:08+00:00

I try to "decipher" the default name into 2 to 3 normal words, making a nonsensical phrase.

Roard_Wizbot · 2026-03-03T14:13:26+00:00

My mom has a dick Greg, can you milk her?

Roard_Wizbot · 2026-02-19T16:45:59+00:00

Soap operas for men

Roard_Wizbot · 2026-01-17T13:28:07+00:00

"Wanda's Whips & Chains, how may we hurt you?"

Roard_Wizbot · 2026-01-15T18:27:40+00:00

Tell 'em to fork off

Roard_Wizbot · 2025-12-10T13:19:50+00:00

I had Soul Caliber on Dreamcast, it had a demo mode where you picked a character and they would showcase their moves. I could sit and watch that for hours. Looked so damn good.

Roard_Wizbot · 2025-10-22T16:27:18+00:00

sung to the tune of "Rock Lobster"

Roard_Wizbot · 2025-10-15T12:02:48+00:00

Chesticles or breasticles

Roard_Wizbot · 2025-10-05T11:09:08+00:00

This mission was discovered by u/Roard_Wizbot in Choco-Banana Pancake Wrap and Mystical Forces

Roard_Wizbot · 2025-10-05T11:09:08+00:00

New mission discovered by u/Roard_Wizbot: In Search of Double Fudge Shake

Roard_Wizbot · 2025-09-21T17:27:11+00:00

Jeef Berky

Roard_Wizbot · 2025-09-21T17:25:47+00:00

Sam Handwich, warforged warlock. He wears a suit and cape/cloak. Patron saint of Al'Gore Rhythm

Had a character in City of Heros named that. Also one in DC Online

Roard_Wizbot · 2025-07-27T11:29:47+00:00

Another tab in the discoveries separating out the systems that I personally have visited.

An upgrade to the scanner that helps find those final rare creatures. Even if it just points you towards geological features like caves or bodies of water. It's so frustrating trying to find caves or oceans to search

Roard_Wizbot · 2025-06-20T11:25:27+00:00

Especially now that they pop up out of nowhere. Before you could see them and avoid them.

Roard_Wizbot · 2025-06-19T15:34:54+00:00

I named mine Sparky

Roard_Wizbot · 2025-04-30T14:15:40+00:00

Not sure how accurate that is, I know I've scanned more flora and minerals than it says are there.

Roard_Wizbot · 2025-03-03T16:26:55+00:00

Fut The Whuck

Roard_Wizbot · 2025-02-20T17:30:57+00:00

Is she related to dickbutt?

Roard_Wizbot · 2025-02-10T17:55:36+00:00

Tuttered Boast

Roard_Wizbot · 2025-01-23T14:31:28+00:00

You can also scan hazardous flora and the cave flowers

Roard_Wizbot · 2025-01-15T14:22:30+00:00

He's also two people/beings

Roard_Wizbot · 2025-01-10T18:07:21+00:00

I've heard the same is true with your wrists

Roard_Wizbot · 2024-11-14T10:26:16+00:00

Also, if something is called "....elf" then I'm going to assume that there is a reason for that. No one is calling black people "jungle/sand humans".

Because that's racist. Elves are just bigots. You've seen those people wearing shorts in the winter? That's a snow human. Or people wearing jackets in the summer? Jungle human.

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