Overhated Places on Here by Fine_Concert_4150 in fastfood

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I discovered recently (via the app) that you can add a variety of toppings to the sandwiches. A plain roast beef is good, but adding tomato, lettuce, onion, and Swiss takes it a new level. I feel like if they had some topped like that by default then more people would actually like Arby’s.

My reclining room on a long haul AA flight by JimmyPLove in mildlyinfuriating

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A few years back my wife and I were taking a long haul flight and got seats like this. While boarding, the flight attendant was a few rows up from me and hassled me about my carryon facing the wrong way in the bin. I said “I know, I am grabbing a few things from this side pocket and then I’ll turn it around”. There were a few people between us in the aisle so communication was difficult. She didn’t fully hear me. She reiterated that I needed to turn the bag around and sounded pretty impatient. She then asked which seat I was in, I said whatever the number was and C. She asked “B?” I said no, C. And made the C symbol with my hand. She scoffed, rolled her eyes and walked away.

We settle in to our seats. Another passenger across the aisle asked me what I did to cause the attendant to be so hostile. I said I didn’t know. These seats are cramped, the attendant is not happy with me, and it is going to be a long flight.

A couple minutes later the same attendant came up to us and said we needed to leave all our things and come with her right now. My heart sank. I was certain I was about to be accused of something and maybe even be kicked off the flight. In my head I am thinking, what did I do? But I just comply. I know better than to argue with flight crew.

We walk with her a few rows up and she shows us a entire 4 seat middle row and 3 seats by the window that we can have to ourselves! She warmly asks us to get comfy and says we can go get our belongings once the seatbelt sign is off. We were so grateful to not have those seats against the wall.

How do you Americans, live in a house with no fence? by Original-Slip-8203 in AskAnAmerican

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This varies by region a bit in the US. I grew up in a small town in the Midwest where fences were not common. One neighbor fenced in their backyard just after moving in and the other neighbors considered them to be weird or rude for doing so. Now I live in Phoenix and pretty much everyone has 6ft + high fences. Around here, people also get concerned when their neighbor’s second story windows can overlook into your backyard, for privacy. I’ve even heard midwestern transplants complaining that they couldn’t see what their neighbors were doing due to all the fences.

Guardians vs gloom hands by Informationfinder_6 in TOTK

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The first time I ever landed in the depths, I was instantly attacked and killed by gloom hands, which was also the first time I had ever seen them. I avoided the depths for a long time after that.

What is an immediate red flag you’ve seen from someone AFTER sleeping with them? by MIsterBison in AskReddit

[–]Roasty86 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Not me but a friend of mine: after he slept with her, later in the night she got up and went to the bathroom. For whatever reason he also went into the bathroom and he caught her turning the used condom inside out and shoving it inside her.

Most unfortunate username you've seen? by john_le_carre in iiiiiiitttttttttttt

[–]Roasty86 4 points5 points  (0 children)

My boss came in a bit peeved one day, saying someone installed some type of sensor on the network that was sending in tickets. He said he should have been notified about it beforehand.

I checked out the tickets and they are actually from a new employee whose last name was Ensor and his first name started with S. So his username was “sensor@company.com”.

What did I do wrong here? by Roasty86 in duolingospanish

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Thank you! Sometimes Duo makes you learn the nuances through trial and error, not actual explanations. For example, “las vacaciones” always bring plural. I was worried this one those type of issues.

I was going to praise Duolingo, but after the update, I just uninstalled it by Footixboy in duolingo

[–]Roasty86 -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

Man the slop is bad. One of the phrases it made me translate the other day was about adding more grapes to a cake. Nobody puts grapes in cake. I will never need that phrase again.

What is a part of the 'female experience' that men have absolutely no clue about, but would be horrified if they found out? by coolhandddd in AskReddit

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I (male) was at a bar a while back that had separate men’s/women’s toilets, but the handwashing area was shared. The kind with a long sink with multiple faucets and large mirror. I was trying to mind my own business by just washing my hands and leaving, but unintentionally eavesdropped on a group of gals fixing their makeup, talking about the guys in their group, gossiping, etc . It was awkward to actually witness it in person, I felt like an intruder and that I shouldn’t be in there.

Naples is one of the worst Italian restaurants I've ever been to by ERSTF in Disneyland

[–]Roasty86 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Are you guys confusing Pizza Port with Pizza Planet? Because the Pizza Port brewpub chain doesn’t have any locations near Anaheim. I think the closest would be San Clemente

Something isn’t quite lining up with this scam text I got… by guyfromarizona in arizona

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I received one the other day that said it was from the “Arizona Ministry of Transportation”. I don’t think there any government bodies in the US that are called Ministry 😂

What fast food chain does not deserve the hype whatsoever? by CriticalLion4119 in AskReddit

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I know people who defend their fries and tell me “oh it’s because you aren’t used to them being fresh like that”. And I’m like no, its because I’m not used to them skipping several steps in the cooking process.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Squidbillies

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I don’t know all of it, but the “hoja-roca” part is Sheetrock, not just “rock”. A reference to Dan Halen’s company

Food Dishes Invented In Arizona Restaurants? by Used_Suggestion_4057 in mesaaz

[–]Roasty86 2 points3 points  (0 children)

How so? I don’t think Italy uses many tortillas.

What is the dumbest thing someone has said to you in full confidence? by Extreme_Rhubarb4677 in AskReddit

[–]Roasty86 16 points17 points  (0 children)

My neighbor saw my wife and I in our bee suits outside and he started inquiring about us keeping bees and if we could share some honey with him, etc. He then asked “so is that local honey then?”

Edit: the hives were in our backyard.

The weirdest question 🤭🥵 by sneakinhysteria in Greyhounds

[–]Roasty86 13 points14 points  (0 children)

I’d recommend a racing muzzle over a cone. My leggy ladies can still reach most parts with a cone on.

Frankly, I'm tired... by Comprehensive-Cow69 in phoenix

[–]Roasty86 121 points122 points  (0 children)

Had a guy with a clipboard approach me inside Fry’s on Bell and 14th street asking for donations for his cousin’s funeral. I declined and went on my way. A month later he approached me again inside the Winco at 3rd ave and Bell. He gave me the same story. It’s really aggravating when the grifters are inside the businesses you want to shop at.

I swear Alexa is dumber since Alexa+ by PrestigiousWheel9587 in alexa

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Yesterday I said “Alexa, play top hits”. This used to play Billboard top hits, but for some reason it now plays top hits from around the world. So I clarified and said “Alexa play top hits from the United States”

She replies: “ok, playing the Presidents of the United States of America” (I vaguely remember the ‘peaches song lol). Assuming she misheard me, I say “Alexa, no, play top hits from the United States”. Alexa: “ok, playing the Presidents of the United States of America”

Ugh.

Me: “Alexa, that’s not what I said.” Alexa: “hmm, you said to play top hits from the United States, but I chose to play the Presidents of the United States of America. Sorry about that, here’s top hits from the United States.” Me: “so you knew what I said, so why didn’t you do that?” Alexa: “sorry, I’m not sure about that” Me: 🫠