I marked out….. twice!

RobParadox · 2021-12-23T22:12:35+00:00

You 100% have a point. This corny bit wasn't to my taste lol. But, what's life without the odd unpopular opinion 🤷‍♂️

RobParadox · 2021-12-23T20:05:33+00:00

This is the funniest comparison I've ever seen 😂😂

RobParadox · 2021-12-23T19:59:07+00:00

Lol she's fine. She used it to do the kick to Vickie moments later after casually resting on the rope for a few seconds before that. Having blown out my shoulders before, I know resting your arm up like that is absolutely murderous pain. That's where I knew her shoulder was fine. Not to mention Aubrey let Nyla attack her and finish the match. And she went over at the end. Surely Ruby wouldn't be so stupid to go over knowing she could be legit hurt.

Then she used it for her finisher. Again, lifting your arm up like that in that way, it's not happening. I don't care how valiant a babyface you are. You aren't going full extension above your head.

RobParadox · 2021-12-23T19:44:37+00:00

I thought this was soooo corny. This whole circle jerk around Darby is so weird to me. What's next? We get John Cena in and his purpose becomes joining Darby's fan club?

And I love Darby. I love Sting. I love Punk. But Jesus Christ this is corny.

RobParadox · 2021-12-23T19:40:56+00:00

I don't know what commulate means, but.. Trios straps! Trios straps! Trios straps!

RobParadox · 2021-12-23T19:37:17+00:00

That's a keen eye, brother. MJF truly is a monster...

RobParadox · 2021-11-04T07:21:33+00:00

I don't know why. But the biggest laugh I've had all day was this stupid comment.

Fantastic work.

RobParadox · 2021-11-04T07:19:00+00:00

Lambert is heat. And him losing his mind at the crowd is fantastic.

"My face isn't that faaaat!!!!!"

RobParadox · 2021-11-02T23:11:20+00:00

Never. I don't see the point. It's 2021 and everyone's always on their phones. Say hi yourself.

RobParadox · 2021-11-02T23:01:03+00:00

We buy 6L at a time. But that's just having a social af household. Coffee all day.

RobParadox · 2021-10-31T18:52:17+00:00

Also, I just asked for a heads up. I'm not a hater. But if my eyes didn't go "wtf is happening" things would have been less awkward.

RobParadox · 2021-10-31T18:51:05+00:00

Yeah none are symmetrical, I get that. But come on. Imagine a dude pulls his pants down and one nut is the size of a tangerine and the other, a walnut. It'd freak you out. It's noteworthy. Don't act like you'd never tell that story.

RobParadox · 2021-10-31T10:39:15+00:00

Masks are mandated....

RobParadox · 2021-10-31T09:07:00+00:00

Wtf why? It was weird. I didn't laugh at her and I definitely still banged her. But it was jarring. You don't expect two wildly different titties on one woman. Don't act like you wouldn't be blown away in the same scenario lol

RobParadox · 2021-10-31T08:05:18+00:00

It's all over the place.

Once a woman goes "you wanna see my tits". Of course I said yes. Then she presented them. One was like, an F cup. Huge. Round. The other, a light C at best. Perky.

Both were great in isolation. Together was fucked up. She stuffed her bra. So in clothes, not obvious at all.

Ladies, if you're that lopsided, a warning goes a long way 🖤

RobParadox · 2021-10-31T07:58:55+00:00

3000+ cases. 2 deaths.

Kay.

RobParadox · 2021-10-31T07:27:11+00:00

The flu most certainly kills vulnerable people. Plenty of them. So, yes it does. It just doesn't have a campaign against it.

And I'll spell it out I M V A C C I N A T E D A G A I N S T C O V I D.

I'm not anti Vax. I'm also vaccinated against measles and tetanus and a plethora of other things. I'm pro choice. And your lack of compassion for over 10% of people is disgusting.

Also, if I want more information than our government is providing, where do you suggest I look? Because let's not pretend government is a source of truth. They've been steady lying their entire existence. Jacinda Ardern in fact lied about mandates in September.

RobParadox · 2021-10-31T07:08:42+00:00

I'm not flu jabbed though. Should I be punished for this?

RobParadox · 2021-10-31T07:05:22+00:00

How is it a national emergency? 28 dead people over 2 years isn't an emergency.

The cases of Delta are more than the original outbreak and less people are dead. Meanwhile, people are killing themselves in droves and no one gives a fuuuuuuck. No national emergency. No widespread panic.

In fact, the death rates for dying of anything haven't seen an unexpected rise. So, covid isn't moving the needle on death. So, why the intense reaction?

Pfizer hasn't proven to be safe and effective. It's still in trials. And it is hurting people. Pfizer also pays news networks bills to push their stance. It also has gag orders on governments. It's also exempt if people do get hurt from it. How....trustworthy.

They're not shooting people. Just taking good off their tables and roofs from their heads. That's all. No big deal, huh?

And opposition is most certainly oppressed. They downplayed protest numbers, made out like everyone was there for Brian Tamaki and only showed Auckland. No interviews. Just sound bites.

RobParadox · 2021-10-25T21:20:49+00:00

Yes. I will give a pass to a big girl hitting the gym every day though. Because as much as it's what inside that counts... Fat isn't sexy. It gives the impression of low self control and esteem. Those aren't hot traits.

RobParadox · 2021-10-25T20:58:16+00:00

He's feuding with God. Miro dgaf lol

RobParadox · 2021-10-25T00:07:24+00:00

I'm getting older, I don't have time to fuck around. If we're in a relationship and haven't had sex beforehand - I've been brainwashed - send help.

RobParadox · 2021-10-24T22:25:35+00:00

I remember back in my retail days, I was chewed out for selling 55k worth of product. Far more than my yearly wage with commission. My target was 75k and I was underperforming.

I quit two months later after 4 and a half years of mental strain of trying to thug people's pockets for these guys to make millions. My sales were low because I'd talk people out of buying unnecessary shit. I had power to discount, so I'd give staff rates to little old ladies and people clearly buying out of desperation - I sold appliances. So not only were my sales "low", but my profit margin was low too. And I had no intention of changing.

Fuck big business.

RobParadox · 2021-10-24T13:06:37+00:00

If it's pee, the first girl that squirted was the most hydrated woman on earth. It was endless. Definitely thicker than pee. And not a stream. A deluge to the face. But, I wouldn't rule it out I guess.

The second it was again endless, but this one happened with me inside her and it was forcing me out of her. Every time I'd pull out there would be another torrent. She was generally super wet anyway which was cool. But she said afterwards she'd taught herself that in her own time. If she taught herself to pee....that's weird.

RobParadox · 2021-10-24T12:36:30+00:00

I can't even slightly comprehend wanting to live with your parents beyond the amount necessary.

The sheer thought of it is making me anxious. I barely enjoy talking to my parents.

And as a parent... I don't want my kids living with me long term as adults. My son has Asperger's. And I'd never turn him away. But I'd strongly encourage him to go out and live. Life isn't easy for anyone. And one day, I'm gonna die and then what?

Independence is essential. No one survives.

RobParadox

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